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FUCK!!!
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Where the fuck is my Dougie?!
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Wyzz, if you give me your solemn promise that you won’t rape me meet me on Carmine St, downtown NYC for a slice. My treat. Also again: I don’t want to be raped.
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You seem to be making a big thing of this. I'm starting to think you DO want to be raped. Rape enthusiast right here, folks
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I miss em
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You seem to be making a big thing of this. I'm starting to think you DO want to be raped. Rape enthusiast right here, folks
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His last post was about dropping acid in a forest. I'll be very upset if it turns out he got anally probed by aliens. That's my job.
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It was mushrooms and he hired a random stranger off Craigslist to babysit him. He's definitely fucking dead and it's a shame. Douglas made a lot of strangely retarded decisions due to overthinking everything, he was bound to get himself murdered. Nobody needs a fucking babysitter on shrooms. If he didn't worry so much, he'd still be alive right now.
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Did he really do that? We’ve had our words but I do hope he’s okay.
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Lol. Trip sitter for mushrooms? "Oh no! What if my hands look like they're shrinking and I start laughing about it for a few hours!?" Come on now.
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That's what his last post is about. I'm like 90% sure he's dead or locked in a dog crate in some rapist's basement.
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Dougie
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That's rich boy faggot shit. I hope the babysitting was barely adequate.
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What if he's in the psych ward, still freaking out about how he saw a door move when it wasn't really moving?
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Have you ever had to take a shit on psychedelics? It's not good.
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I think pretty much every time without exception. The worst for me was cleaning someone's puke out of my hallway at 16 after like 5 grams to a quarter ounce because they were "indisposed" and my parents were coming home soon. That particular feeling and experience of filth and dirtiness just can not be described. It can't be washed off.
Edit 1. Now that I think about it, it CAN be washed off cuz I'm pretty sure I was fine after a shower and a few bottles of lebatt genuine draft.
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We used to rip mushrooms with this polish guy that would buzzkill every zoom trip with his faggy depression. I'm half way through a guitar hero 2 song and seeing designs all over the walls "guys, I kinda feel like a fucking piece of shit"
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Quitting alcohol and then dying after doing shrooms once is a pretty good bit
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we should organize a search party, get fucked up on shrooms and just go look for him in the forest. Doesn't matter which one, any forest will do.
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If I ever had my buzz killed it made me violently angry. I would've punched that guy in the head. It's like knocking a slice of pizza out of someone's hand. You wasted my little slice of happiness. You didn't even steal it for yourself, you just wasted it.
One time a bunch of us were at my buddy's place fucked on mushrooms. Someone pulled into the driveway at one point and my one buddy was like "who the hell is that?" and right when we could see their silhouette at the door, the other one was like "whoever it is better want to do some mushrooms or they can FUCK OFF!" They left. It turned out to be his little sister and her new boyfriend.