Where the fuck is my Dougie?!

[Patrick O'Neal]

He probably came to the realization that everything in the universe is connected, time is an illusion and it's not worth criminally cyberstalking a former sci-fi author.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Nobody needs a fucking babysitter on shrooms.

If you're going out picking them without the first idea what you're doing, it'd probably be wise to ask for help. The last thing I'd want for the getting high part is a sober person to make sure I'm not having too much fun.

Upto about 2004 mushrooms were legal here under a weird legal loophole about not being able to criminalise a foodstuff, so you could get supercharged versions of them in headshops pretty much all year round. I'm guessing they just pumped research chemicals into them, knowing that there was no real way for anyone to call them on it because these things were crazy by comparison.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you're going out picking them without the first idea what you're doing, it'd probably be wise to ask for help. The last thing I'd want for the getting high part is a sober person to make sure I'm not having too much fun.

Upto about 2004 mushrooms were legal here under a weird legal loophole about not being able to criminalise a foodstuff, so you could get supercharged versions of them in headshops pretty much all year round. I'm guessing they just pumped research chemicals into them, knowing that there was no real way for anyone to call them on it because these things were crazy by comparison.

I assumed he meant he bought shrooms and just went out to the woods to do them. He just wanted a tripsitter so he hired a stranger. That stranger has likely already dismembered our boy.

 

[Dog Eater]

Well I’m glad that guy who totally isn’t me shot him and left him in a hollow log.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

That stranger has likely already dismembered our boy.

classic Dougie

 

[Niggerotchi]

Well I’m glad that guy who totally isn’t me shot him and left him in a hollow log.

Fred!?

 

[Lunkhead]

You wouldnt get it

That is one the dumbest images I've ever seen. I really hope that was made by a stoned college freshman and not a grown man. Complete cringe.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Did he really do that? We’ve had our words but I do hope he’s okay.

Commonality of language

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

The Dougster will only reveal himself to you in time, in your hour of greatest need.. you’ll ask him why there were only one pair of footprints in the sand and you’ll find out it’s because he’s been carrying you this whole time

It has been foretold

 

[Voscabulary]

do you think he yelled out "your mom's box" as the killer plunged a knife into his chest, for da bit?