• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Why are Noo Yawkers ok with Nana constantly trashing their city?

Forum Clout
53,135
I just moved into a new construction home a little less than a year ago and I was constantly checking in on the build to see progress and make sure everything was correct. Plus it's fucking exciting so I wanted to check it out all the time. All of my neighbors did the same.

The fact that Nana is "building a house in SC” but not living down there to start transitioning into the new community and keeping an eye on the build tells you he’s either A) not moving or B) terrified to leave NY.
Nana visited SC and totally fell in love with the place to a point where he bought property and began building a brand new house there. Yet he decided to keep living in L.I., in a rental apartment. Why not find a rental in Greenville. move his things down there and get familiar with the area while he waits for the house to be completed?

There is no house in SC. One day in the not-too-distant future, he'll tell everyone how he "sold that property" and "made a killing", with that moronic fake happy look on his dying face. He's not moving anywhere.
This is a guy who barely leaves his apartment. He can’t start his show on time because he leaves his tiny apartment at the last possible moment. He was bitching recently that the railroad changed the train timetables and he has to leave his house 10 minutes earlier now.

When he “bought” the property he was talking about how he plans on running around outside with his guns and buying a Polaris type ATV to zip around the acreage. He’s not gonna do any of that. He goes outside so infrequently his skin is losing it’s melanin. He’s practically a mole.

If he leaves NY, he will fall further into obscurity. Gavin’s not joining him, his remaining ball washers aren’t visiting him and Missy will leave him. His money is running out as we speak, his hourglass is almost up.

Wait for the knock.
Then there's that. It's obvious that Nana has had minimal exposure to sunlight over the last eight years. He's almost an albino cave salamander now. Suddenly he's going to be scooting along the ol' south forty on an ATV? Suddenly he's going to be a regular fixture in downtown Greenville, sashaying and mincing around in his double shirts? Highly, highly unlikely. Within five years he'll either be found dead in that apartment or be discovered muttering to himself in a pile of his own waste after the other tenants complain about the smell.

Nana never goes anywhere, so when he visited his sister in SC he was totally awe stricken and amazed, then started with the nigger-rich impulses and began running his mouth about "moving there". Then he came home, retreated to his burrow, and forgot about the whole thing. He'll bullshit his way out of that story, guaranteed.
 
Forum Clout
25,922
I swear he must lurk here. Today on the “show” he claimed he is closing on August 8. Closing? So, you didn’t buy it as of now. And if you haven’t closed you’re not directing any aspect of construction.

So the story right now is that he will close on August 8, says it’s built, but won’t go down there for final walk thru. Claims he will do a virtual.

Says Missy will probably go ahead of him and oversee the “studio” and pool construction while he stays behind in NY to do the “show.” Oh and she’s taking the cats too.

Mmmmmmhmmmm??? Something is rotten in Mineola.
866C7ABD-D41B-4214-B6CF-412896A47234.jpeg
 

JebJoh

Forum Clout
12,990
Nana visited SC and totally fell in love with the place to a point where he bought property and began building a brand new house there. Yet he decided to keep living in L.I., in a rental apartment. Why not find a rental in Greenville. move his things down there and get familiar with the area while he waits for the house to be completed?

There is no house in SC. One day in the not-too-distant future, he'll tell everyone how he "sold that property" and "made a killing", with that moronic fake happy look on his dying face. He's not moving anywhere.

Then there's that. It's obvious that Nana has had minimal exposure to sunlight over the last eight years. He's almost an albino cave salamander now. Suddenly he's going to be scooting along the ol' south forty on an ATV? Suddenly he's going to be a regular fixture in downtown Greenville, sashaying and mincing around in his double shirts? Highly, highly unlikely. Within five years he'll either be found dead in that apartment or be discovered muttering to himself in a pile of his own waste after the other tenants complain about the smell
Let’s not forget to factor in the chances one of his cats will have eaten most of him before he is found by a burglar. In case we are doing a pool.
 
G

guest

Guest
I swear he must lurk here. Today on the “show” he claimed he is closing on August 8. Closing? So, you didn’t buy it as of now. And if you haven’t closed you’re not directing any aspect of construction.

So the story right now is that he will close on August 8, says it’s built, but won’t go down there for final walk thru. Claims he will do a virtual.

Says Missy will probably go ahead of him and oversee the “studio” and pool construction while he stays behind in NY to do the “show.” Oh and she’s taking the cats too.

Mmmmmmhmmmm??? Something is rotten in Mineola. View attachment 56096
100% he or Garret browse here for 'show prep'.
 

JebJoh

Forum Clout
12,990
100% he or Garret browse here for 'show prep'.
He has never left any online activity alone. He has fake names for every group dating back to Usenet in the 2000s. Back then he was Ricky ticket and his ip lead back to his provider in his neighborhood in Brooklyn. He pretended to be mad about something deleted the alias and tried to scrub himself from google groups. I suspect he’s gotten much better at his internetting since then. I also believe his interest in the internet back then was rooted in his love of kp.
 

Zeroman

Potential R* Screenshotter
Forum Clout
11,102
Let’s not forget to factor in the chances one of his cats will have eaten most of him before he is found by a burglar. In case we are doing a pool.
Mental note: start a pool.
 
Forum Clout
53,135
Closing? So, you didn’t buy it as of now. And if you haven’t closed you’re not directing any aspect of construction.
Wasn't he jabbering about some delay related to some sort of special doors he was supposedly buying? Why would he be ordering custom doors for a property he didn't even own yet? And why would his "girlfriend" be "overseeing" construction of HIS "studio" and HIS "pool"?
 

JebJoh

Forum Clout
12,990
Wasn't he jabbering about some delay related to some sort of special doors he was supposedly buying? Why would he be ordering custom doors for a property he didn't even own yet? And why would his "girlfriend" be "overseeing" construction of HIS "studio" and HIS "pool"?
Supply chain issues with the entry doors and a refrigerator depending on his story time. Also blames it all on the war in Ukraine, I guess his wheat delivery is holding up his move? He is absolutely responding to posts here or a never ending thread on twitter that refers to his financial straits and current dorm room accommodations.

A side note, rumor has it he is living in mineola, in an apartment building that was built by one of my clients after we demolished the old post office building
 
Forum Clout
53,135
Supply chain issues with the entry doors and a refrigerator depending on his story time. Also blames it all on the war in Ukraine, I guess his wheat delivery is holding up his move? He is absolutely responding to posts here or a never ending thread on twitter that refers to his financial straits and current dorm room accommodations.

A side note, rumor has it he is living in mineola, in an apartment building that was built by one of my clients after we demolished the old post office building
They're the kinds of details someone would include to make a huge lie seem more realistic. "Oh yeah, my new house? The custom floor tiles I ordered from Italy are tied up in customs, so the scumbag contractor can't install the Johnson beams yet".
 

JebJoh

Forum Clout
12,990
They're the kinds of details someone would include to make a huge lie seem more realistic. "Oh yeah, my new house? The custom floor tiles I ordered from Italy are tied up in customs, so the scumbag contractor can't install the Johnson beams yet".
Damn shitbird contractor and his shitty Johnson beams, I feel you on this one.
 
Forum Clout
53,135
Damn shitbird contractor and his shitty Johnson beams, I feel you on this one.
There will end up being a "problem with the closing" or "an offer I couldn't refuse" right after the alleged closing date. He could have at least traveled down there a few times to make it look plausible. If he really is buying and building a house this way, he's even more of a retard than previously assumed. He's either lying or getting totally robbed. Imagine being some good old boy contractor in SC building a "custom home" for some greasy NYC wop who never visits or supervises the job site. It'd be a license to steal.
 

JebJoh

Forum Clout
12,990
There will end up being a "problem with the closing" or "an offer I couldn't refuse" right after the alleged closing date. He could have at least traveled down there a few times to make it look plausible. If he really is buying and building a house this way, he's even more of a retard than previously assumed. He's either lying or getting totally robbed. Imagine being some good old boy contractor in SC building a "custom home" for some greasy NYC wop who never visits or supervises the job site. It'd be a license to steal.
Yeah it is nothing but a lie. Does he think his nana posters will just forget his closing date?
 

Zeroman

Potential R* Screenshotter
Forum Clout
11,102
There will end up being a "problem with the closing" or "an offer I couldn't refuse" right after the alleged closing date. He could have at least traveled down there a few times to make it look plausible. If he really is buying and building a house this way, he's even more of a retard than previously assumed. He's either lying or getting totally robbed. Imagine being some good old boy contractor in SC building a "custom home" for some greasy NYC wop who never visits or supervises the job site. It'd be a license to steal.
None of the subcontractors on that job are gonna be white so I would assume that Nana probably erroneously believes that those folks have seen his Twitter rants.
 
Forum Clout
53,135
Nana just indicated on Cozy that Gavin is moving to SC as well.
Oh, that'll be quite a scene. Two mincing, prancing, sashaying closet bottom queens vamping and poncing around downtown Greenville, SC, hooting and giggling and shoving things up their asses. Everyone would automatically assume they're a couple.

"Yeah that there queer couple from out the way came in here last night and let me tell you what, them boys were vamping like a one-legged chicken on a hot tin stoop, y'all."
 
Top