this thread makes me realize that i'm not having sex ever again
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Would you date someone who had a kid already?
- Thread starter NoBacon
- Start date
You only now figured that out?
......and, "NO"- it isn't the mirror that made me realize that, child
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It depends. If it's a young kid, let's say eight or under, I can deal with it, as little kids are easily won over and amused. If they're older, though, they're going to have obnoxious personalities, and they'll constantly fuck your shit all up with their bullshit. Teenagers are a definite no-go, as you don't want to be the boyfriend when their sixteen year old daughter comes home knocked up, or their fifteen year old son gets busted smoking fentanyl behind the middle school.
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Nah, don't say that. Keep your chin up, and you'll eventually meet a 5 who's just bored and needs someone to talk to that'll bang you after a month.
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More like felt it…in your soul because he’s right.
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KIDS?
Is the kid the same color as the mom?
It depends on a couple of things. I can't be a step father to ugly children, for one. I don't want people thinking I created a couple of troglodytes.
I don't see your point. Like... If the elf chick had kids?
No single mom will trust NB around their kids. Thus, NB debating if he'd consider dating a single mom is like debating if he'd date an elf.
No. I don't have kids so it's not fair to me. If her side of the equation involves kids she better have some extreme positives to make up for it like being independently wealthy and generous or have a terminal condition that requires enthusiastically draining my balls every day or she dies. Even then I'd be disappointed after I cum on her stupid face then hear Junior down the hall asking when dinner is. No thanks.
If I had kids then sure, fuck it, it's an even playing field, who cares.
If I had kids then sure, fuck it, it's an even playing field, who cares.
Maybe when I am 60+ and the kids moved out.
I tell myself fawk no but I recently tried Tinder for the first time and I found myself swiping right on a couple single mom's. I realized the common theme of the one's I said yes to is they all had big fat heavy tits. So for that I would be willing to put up with some little shit, but generally I'd rather not.
But I hate talking to women.