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Would you eat a 91-year-old man's ass for one full year for a billion dollars?

Would you eat a 91-year-old man's ass for one full year for a billion dollars?

  • Yes

    Votes: 15 57.7%
  • No

    Votes: 10 38.5%
  • I'd eat a clean shaven 35-year-old man's ass for a billy.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'd do it for a million.

    Votes: 1 3.8%

  • Total voters
    26

SoloJoeAcousticShow

Ain't it fun?
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5,333
a million a yr is 73000 hourly wage.

i'd get ANYBODY to eat his ass, and give him a reach around as a bonus. maybe kiss him. ;)
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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49,643
You guys realize there are guys who were falsely imprisoned for sex crimes who were raped and beaten in prison for years on end who were pretty happy to walk away with like 80,000, right?
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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40,167
I mean, how long's the dude actually gonna live? I'll probably only have to do it for five, six years. Easy money.

EDIT: I meant months! I'm not eating old man ass for years! I don't even eat my wife's ass anymore and she's less than half of 91.
Not eating the mother of your childrens asshole anymore is gayer than eating the decrepit old man ass for 365 days
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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67,159
You made it too easy with the shower thing. Like what, is he gonna keep his ass shaved and clean of dingleberries too? Where's the gross-out part?
 
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