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I sure hope the lucky 35 year old feels the same, for your sakeI don't give a shit
HOMOa million a yr is 73000 hourly wage.
i'd get ANYBODY to eat his ass, and give him a reach around as a bonus. maybe kiss him. ;)
Would you let him fart in your mouth each day?A billion dollars? I'd suck his cock from behind too
Fuckin why not the guys got a billion dollarsWould you let him fart in your mouth each day?
Yep, I don't get the faggots who voted no. I'd let the guy shit in my mouth and facefuck me. It's a billy.Fuckin why not the guys got a billion dollars
Not eating the mother of your childrens asshole anymore is gayer than eating the decrepit old man ass for 365 daysI mean, how long's the dude actually gonna live? I'll probably only have to do it for five, six years. Easy money.
EDIT: I meant months! I'm not eating old man ass for years! I don't even eat my wife's ass anymore and she's less than half of 91.
She ain't paying me a billion dollars to do it.Not eating the mother of your childrens asshole anymore is gayer than eating the decrepit old man ass for 365 days
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