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Jon Daly once won a major after getting drunk at Hooter’s then sleeping in his car.
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Tell me about motorboatingThe food is crap for the most part, the service is mediocre and if I want to pay to have girls pretend to like me I'll just go to a strip club where I can motorboat them ( or at a Mexican strip club do whatever basically)
I used to work across the street from one. They were way too slow to go during lunch. Also my gf worked at the shops next to it and would always see hooter girls come in with old guys who'd buy them shoes and purses. Something about slots who do soft prostitution but still think their above that annoys me.
It's a good time but sometimes you end up at IHOP at the end of the night explaining to the waitress why you and your friends all have glitter all over your faces.Tell me about motorboating
Why didn't you explain how cool you are motorboating breastises?It's a good time but sometimes you end up at IHOP at the end of the night explaining to the waitress why you and your friends all have glitter all over your faces.
You know I just figured the middle aged late night waitress would be unimpressed.Why didn't you explain how cool you are motorboating breastises?
I LOVE east coast Italian broads. My favorite part of being in the northeast.Staten Island had a great one. All the ginzaloon broads had a young Uncle Floyd thirstin' back in da day.
Fat slagsHooters of Louisville, KY.
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They sell vapes at this one, lol. Never seen that before.
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Because the actually pretty ones get scooped up by a sugar daddy from a regular bar before they have to slink down to HootersMost of these women are of lower stock
Both Texas Roadhouses I’ve been to were staffed almost exclusively by high school chicks.I much prefer the Texas Roadhouse style women clocking in at around 120-145 lbs.
Madlad really came back 2 years later with creepshots of fat asses.Hooters of Louisville, KY.
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They sell vapes at this one, lol. Never seen that before.
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Based west TexanIt's about time! It's crazy how much San Angelo has grown over the last 10 years. We got a lot of catching up to do!
So all black and HispanicsI want to do physical violence against every girl I see doing that swirly “baby hair” bullshit on their forehead.
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