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WWAW Ethan Ralph?

Mc.Faggot

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I truly think there is a lot of mental ilness combined with drugs and alchohol, it's a lethal combination.

It would be quite tragic really, if it wasn't so funny, i love a good trainwreck.

Where do you think it will end for him, overdosing on drugs, prison, meeting the wrong person and getting whacked?

I can't see a happy ending for Ralph.

Car wreck would be a good bet
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Car wreck would be a good bet
He already is a metaphorical carwreck, but a physical one would really make it perfect.

This shit makes me just long for the glory days of the internet, when Metokur and The Killstream where firing on all cylinders, but even then it was the last sputters of the glory days of the internet, that's why this place is so great, how corny as it sounds it really is one of the last few places of free speech on the internet.
 

Mc.Faggot

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He already is a metaphorical carwreck, but a physical one would really make it perfect.

This shit makes me just long for the glory days of the internet, when Metokur and The Killstream where firing on all cylinders, but even then it was the last sputters of the glory days of the internet, that's why this place is so great, how corny as it sounds it really is one of the last few places of free speech on the internet.

I kinda feel like this is a new renaissance for IBS, as long as Ethan stays alive
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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I truly think there is a lot of mental ilness combined with drugs and alchohol, it's a lethal combination.

It would be quite tragic really, if it wasn't so funny, i love a good trainwreck.

Where do you think it will end for him, overdosing on drugs, prison, meeting the wrong person and getting whacked?

I can't see a happy ending for Ralph.
I think he's addicted to opiates, and he's certainly an alcoholic. If I'm remembering things correctly there's some meth use in his history as well. Another weird part of his story is that his fiance (Amanda Lynn Morris) is a pedophile. She has actually stated that she looks at drawings of children being fucked to help cope with her own history of abuse. She just gave birth to a little girl. It's a huge fucking trainwreck of a family.
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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Was just about to post that, lol. I was curious so I took a look at his twitter as well.

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He seamlessly transitions between bully and victim, the similarities between him and Pat just keep piling up. Except I'm even more certain that Ethan Ralph is a pedophile.
 

Phish

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Kino Casino ripping America First and Ethan Ralph apart for the last few months has been great. Ralph reminds me of all the negative qualities of the main character from East Bound and Down with none of the comedy. (Not nearly as cool as John Rocker either, who the character was based off of). But yeah, im up to date on my Ralpamale lore. Did you see Flamencos pornhub search history get leaked? Sucking prolapses and shit.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Kino Casino ripping America First and Ethan Ralph apart for the last few months has been great. Ralph reminds me of all the negative qualities of the main character from East Bound and Down with none of the comedy. (Not nearly as cool as John Rocker either, who the character was based off of). But yeah, im up to date on my Ralpamale lore. Did you see Flamencos pornhub search history get leaked? Sucking prolapses and shit.
Speaking of characters Ralph reminds us of, he really makes me think of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
 

Phish

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The latest thing was Jesse from Podawful put a sticker on his truck (last night?) and Ralph called the fucking cops. Richmond PD doesnt give a FUCK. I can guarantee you. Its hard to get them to respond to fucking bar fights/assaults/car break ins. Nevermind “someone put a sticker on my car”.
 
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