WWAW Pagers Exploding in your pocket

[NoBacon]

This shit is horribly dystopian. Do you know there are entire generations of people who believe in climate change nonsense and that we should all drive electric vehicles or take the bus in 10 minute cities? Cars which can be remotely accessed at all times and track your movement. It’s for the climate! It will make the sun less hot!

We don’t have a climate emergency we’ve got a common sense crisis.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I assume they were all rigged with small amounts of explosive and were smuggled in via a mole

that's what I'm reading, the shipment was seized/stopped en-route

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[Niggerotchi]

I knew Kingsmen was a warning of what they'll do to us. Frequency emitting psychosis machines.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

They need to stop freaking out in public and get a hold of themselves

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Pretty good bit. Similar to how during the Vietnam War the US put sabotaged ammunition into NVA stockpiles.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I wish I hadn't called Boq a shitty old rat, now that he's dead.

 

[wbgreen]

We don’t have a climate emergency we’ve got a common sense crisis.

 

[SexGodFireBrand]

I'm hearing they actually called them first so that they put it up by their head before blowing them up.

Regardless of how you personally feel about Israel this is pretty cool tbh

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I wish I hadn't called Boq a shitty old rat, now that he's dead.

Given his picture quality, I'm sure he still uses a pager to send "texts". Won't see him no more

 

[Petworth dude]

 

[Mass.gov]

Sassy thread.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Who the hell still uses a pager? that's all I really got out of this.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Who the hell still uses a pager? that's all I really got out of this.

Got dat wmd right chea right chea

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I saw a headline that said 'Hundreds of testicles explode simultaneously across Lebannon'.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Who the hell still uses a pager? that's all I really got out of this.

Hezbollah, apparently. I don't know dick about telecommunications but maybe pagers are (usually lol) a safe method that can't be intercepted by enemy surveillance that's more geared towards modern tech.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Hezbollah, apparently. I don't know dick about telecommunications but maybe pagers are (usually lol) a safe method that can't be intercepted by enemy surveillance that's more geared towards modern tech.

Most pagers can't transmit so it's probably impossible to track them.

 

[DanFielding]

This aged well

 

[wbgreen]

 

[Mass.gov]

The trending in Sunni-twitter is

"Hezboll-Pager"