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@JebJoh ass = BTFOYou don't need to be right in order to make a definitive statement on the wrongness of that thing?
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@JebJoh ass = BTFOYou don't need to be right in order to make a definitive statement on the wrongness of that thing?
I know this is a jokes forum but I cannot dismiss this accusation entirely. It is beyond troubling that JebJoh wasted no time categorically refuting every detail about my joke that I seen him throw salt over his shoulder, and yet he won't even address this claim.I have a confession to make. I was on the little league team that @JebJoh coached. He and his son would 69 in the dugout. At the end of the season, he’d make us turn in our jock straps to him. I think he took them home and sniffed them. Weird guy.
One day I told him “Coach JebJoh, I’d be best described as an agnostic, but there’s more than enough evidence to show that Jesus was a real person. It’s weird you can’t accept that. Do a little research. Saying gay shit like Le Sky Daddy and Le Flying Spaghetti Monster makes you sound like a mouth-breathing Reddit faggot. You can’t articulate an argument other than ‘I’m much smarter than youuuu’ like a certain former author in Milwaukee. You and your son should stop having gay sex on the pitcher’s mound, it’s gross. Thanks coach!”
His response was to attempt to rape me. I didn’t let him because I’m not gay, but still.
You know how hard it is to throw a good slider when there’s cum all over the fuckin mound?I know this is a jokes forum but I cannot dismiss this accusation entirely. It is beyond troubling that JebJoh wasted no time categorically refuting every detail about my joke that I seen him throw salt over his shoulder, and yet he won't even address this claim.
Jesus = JewOkay what's your standard for absolute truth? Convert me.
Jews stole this from BabylonMore breaking news:
New research might point out to location, remains of Noah's Ark
Archaeologists identify and analyze a ship-shaped mound in the Mount Ararat complex in eastern Turkey, described by the Bible as the Ark's final destination.m.jpost.com
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