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Appreciate the offer but think I’ll pass, boozesterIf you need a lobe you better get it while it's still good, not like I really need it. B+ blood type.
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Appreciate the offer but think I’ll pass, boozesterIf you need a lobe you better get it while it's still good, not like I really need it. B+ blood type.
Yeah and I’m itchy as fuck too. I wanted to peel my skin off all night like a fucking tweaker.Nice jaundice, stupid.
Oh I don’t think it will be either one of those things at all !Headed to the ER in the middle of DC. Im sure it will be efficient and orderly.
How about full of white people at least?Oh I don’t think it will be either one of those things at all !
I like to drink but I can’t imagine I’m doing enough to get there at 45sending prayers brotherman. hepatitis a or b can cause that and usually isn't chronic! hopefully it isn't cirrhosis. friend of mine started puking blood and went to the ER, he thought he would be fine but it was cirrhosis and his organs shutdown and he was dead the next day!
Believe me you’ll know if it happening. I was fine in the morning and last night I went to take a shower and I look like Homer Simpson.Can you post a pic of your skin and eyes? I'm a drinker too and shit like this scares me.
Fuuuck that's scary. How much do you drink?Believe me you’ll know if it happening. I was fine in the morning and last night I went to take a shower and I look like Homer Simpson.
Maybe 4 drinks twice a week and 1-2 twice a week? So like 10-12 a week maybe? On averageFuuuck that's scary. How much do you drink?
Can’t imagine that amount would cause alcoholic cirrhosis. Sounds like probably something elseMaybe 4 drinks twice a week and 1-2 twice a week? So like 10-12 a week maybe? On average
Maybe 4 drinks twice a week and 1-2 twice a week? So like 10-12 a week maybe? On average
Yeah it’s probably pancreas cancer or something like thatThat doesn't sound like a lot...
If you have real concerns on your end you can just get a routine blood test and some of the liver related stuff will show up there and you can get an idea what kind of shape you are in. If shit like your ALT or AST are a little high you can just take a month or two off of drinking to level it out.That doesn't sound like a lot...
Thanks for the advice. I just got health insurance last year so I'm due for a check up.If you have real concerns on your end you can just get a routine blood test and some of the liver related stuff will show up there and you can get an idea what kind of shape you are in. If shit like your ALT or AST are a little you can just take a month or two off of drinking to level it out.
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