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I’m gonna FAWKING LOSE MY SHIT
I can’t sleep LIKE THIS
I can’t sleep LIKE THIS
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WWAW your woman fucking up all the sheets and the comforter
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Dawg, don't share your relationship.
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She’s wrapped up in this duvet in a way that defies physics. I need a California king and I’m gonna get us separate comforters
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The man makes a point, Harry.
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I’m here to commiserate with other men about our bitch wives (who I love very much)
Harry has been ignoring me ever since I said she’ll be fucking a black guy at the creed concert.
I think he caught a vision and now he’s convinced it has already happened.
“Fuck this cheating nigger loving whore! I’ve had it! We’re getting separate comforters!”
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I do it all the time.
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Just rape her already
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The problem is when I do it I rob the female I sleep with (my cat) no its not like that of comfort.
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You really are a @PogromStallone alt
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The same thing happened to me:
My former chick had restless legs. She called them “jimmy legs” lol. Impossible to sleep.
Was visiting home and we stayed at my parents house while they were out of town, we stayed in their room (two sink room), much to my chagrin there were two fucking seperate beds.
I asked my dad about it and he said my mom had “jimmy arms”. Wtf?? They have been sleeping in seperate beds for 40 years apparently.
My mom said he thinks she’s disgusting but my dad said thats the only way he can get some sleep.
There was probably some rape involved as well
My former chick had restless legs. She called them “jimmy legs” lol. Impossible to sleep.
Was visiting home and we stayed at my parents house while they were out of town, we stayed in their room (two sink room), much to my chagrin there were two fucking seperate beds.
I asked my dad about it and he said my mom had “jimmy arms”. Wtf?? They have been sleeping in seperate beds for 40 years apparently.
My mom said he thinks she’s disgusting but my dad said thats the only way he can get some sleep.
There was probably some rape involved as well
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How do you not know that your parents have separate beds for 40 years?
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Dutch oven her
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What, like Jill Nicoleaky?
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We've got one of those oversized comforters. The thing is like 10' x 10'. It almost touches the floor and we've got a king and a tall bed frame. Even when she starts to cocoon herself in it, I've still got acres of comforter.
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I haven’t slept in the same bed as my wife since 2019 due to having multiple kids. It’s been amazing. I’d take a toddler pushing me off the bed anytime over sleeping with another adult. I hate being touched when I sleep, she also snores and I’m a light enough sleeper that our cat walking in the room wakes me up.
Now our kids are getting old enough to sleep in their own room and I’m staring at the edge of a no sleep cliff again.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SPARE BEDROOM? FUCK!
Now our kids are getting old enough to sleep in their own room and I’m staring at the edge of a no sleep cliff again.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SPARE BEDROOM? FUCK!
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You got to cum in a woman and now have some fuck trophies, no need to brag. We get it.