WWAW your woman fucking up all the sheets and the comforter

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I’m gonna FAWKING LOSE MY SHIT

I can’t sleep LIKE THIS

Fawking hate the sheet tucked at my feet

 

[DMbA]

relationship

His is more like relationshit cause his wife is a fucking bitch right gang

 

[Harry Powell]

We've got one of those oversized comforters. The thing is like 10' x 10'. It almost touches the floor and we've got a king and a tall bed frame. Even when she starts to cocoon herself in it, I've still got acres of comforter.

This is the type of helpful info I needed. I’m gonna investigate this. My girl likes to stuff a bunch of the comforter between her knees then roll over 40x or something, creating a cocoon which leaves me 9” of fabric to cover myself with. It’s also possible she does this as a sleep-rape defense and I’ve been misinterpreting her enjoyment of that.

 

[Harry Powell]

I haven’t slept in the same bed as my wife since 2019 due to having multiple kids. It’s been amazing. I’d take a toddler pushing me off the bed anytime over sleeping with another adult. I hate being touched when I sleep, she also snores and I’m a light enough sleeper that our cat walking in the room wakes me up.

Now our kids are getting old enough to sleep in their own room and I’m staring at the edge of a no sleep cliff again.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SPARE BEDROOM? FUCK!

Wait wait. Explain this dynamic to me. Where are you sleeping at? How do the kids play a role here - they’re in bed with her or something?

 

[aRTie02150]

I haven’t slept in the same bed as my wife since 2019 due to having multiple kids. It’s been amazing. I’d take a toddler pushing me off the bed anytime over sleeping with another adult. I hate being touched when I sleep, she also snores and I’m a light enough sleeper that our cat walking in the room wakes me up.

Now our kids are getting old enough to sleep in their own room and I’m staring at the edge of a no sleep cliff again.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SPARE BEDROOM? FUCK!

Get 2 beds like I love Lucy.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Don’t get a California King. It’s actually narrower than a regular king. Only get one if you need a longer bed.

 

[Niggerotchi]

@Mass.gov don't you hate it when grannies leaky bum ruins the comforter?

 

[Harry Powell]

Don’t get a California King. It’s actually narrower than a regular king. Only get one if you need a longer bed.

Oh shit, what?! I thought it was 4” wider

 

[Sue Lightning]

Scream at her and bite her and punch her in the ribs and make sure she films it all on periscope

 

[NoBacon]

I’ve become a very old man in terms of my bladder at night, I have to get up to piss constantly. So now I just have a piss bottle on my bedside table.

When I get a serious girlfriend again, I’ll have to stop doing it, and I don’t think that’s right. Not one bit.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Oh shit, what?! I thought it was 4” wider

I used to think the same thing. It’s retarded much like the state from which it’s named.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

My former chick

 

[TorqueWheeler]

She’s wrapped up in this duvet in a way that defies physics. I need a California king and I’m gonna get us separate comforters

You should have learned to do both of those things by now.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I haven’t slept in the same bed as my wife since 2019 due to having multiple kids. It’s been amazing. I’d take a toddler pushing me off the bed anytime over sleeping with another adult. I hate being touched when I sleep, she also snores and I’m a light enough sleeper that our cat walking in the room wakes me up.

Now our kids are getting old enough to sleep in their own room and I’m staring at the edge of a no sleep cliff again.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SPARE BEDROOM? FUCK!

When they were younger, every time one of my daughters would come to our bed my wife would just immediately roll out of bed, go to one of the guest rooms and leave me to deal with them. Nothing like a little foot booting you in the face night after night to remind you how much you love your kids. New one arriving in October so I can't wait to enjoy that experience again for the next 7 years or so.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

When they were younger, every time one of my daughters would come to our bed my wife would just immediately roll out of bed, go to one of the guest rooms and leave me to deal with them. Nothing like a little foot booting you in the face night after night to remind you how much you love your kids. New one arriving in October so I can't wait to enjoy that experience again for the next 7 years or so.

You know you have this to look forward to as well @Harry Powell.

 

[Harry Powell]

You know you have this to look forward to as well @Harry Powell.

Been there, brotherman.

My son would sneak into our bed for years, somehow he would wind up at a 45* diagonal

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Been there, brotherman.

My son would sneak into our bed for years, somehow he would wind up at a 45* diagonal

I used to be baffled how something so small could dominate a king sized bed so easily and still end up kicking me in the face or smashing an elbow into my eye without fail. That was when I was a young man. I can't wait for this one!