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WWAWD Chase Bank scam?

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I’m not sure how you could possibly think this would work, but then again, it’s niggers.

It’s like when people think if the bank make a mistake and credit you too much money, that you’re entitled to keep it. How could you be that stupid?
Reality is like Monopoly where if the bank makes an error in your favor then you get to keep it.
 

NoBacon

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Reality is like Monopoly where if the bank makes an error in your favor then you get to keep it.

I once had a girlfriend who had 30k deposited when it should have been 300, or something like that it was like 15 years ago, and she was certain she was entitled to keep it, because she was greedy and found pseudo nonsense online to justify it. I told her to inform them asap and she was really angry at me, and she moved it to a friends account “because then they can’t ask for it back” - it was so retarded, and she ended up with a criminal charge of course. You know it’s not your money and when you move it you are stealing.
 

NoBacon

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All of these thieving niggers who will face consequences committing this felony will be crying racism and playing the victim card as if they didn’t knowingly try to steal from a bank.

It’s like Ooga when he committed visa fraud.

They can’t take accountability, it’s not possible.
 

Jenna

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I once had a girlfriend who had 30k deposited when it should have been 300, or something like that it was like 15 years ago, and she was certain she was entitled to keep it, because she was greedy and found pseudo nonsense online to justify it. I told her to inform them asap and she was really angry at me, and she moved it to a friends account “because then they can’t ask for it back” - it was so retarded, and she ended up with a criminal charge of course. You know it’s not your money and when you move it you are stealing.

This is 100% made up
 

Sue Lightning

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I keep seeing different methods for this “scam”

the first one is the check one you mentioned, which isn’t really a scam. You’re just telling the bank you’re taking out 40k and they allow you to expecting you to actually have it.

The second one is that at Chase ATMs they make you review your ATM service after a transaction. Most don’t close out of the window or review it. So people would come behind them, hit the “back” button on the review screen, and it would pull up the customers account and you could just pull out money. Which is also not a “scam” but fraud
 

Jenna

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Like your gender?

So the fuckin bank deposits $30,000 into my broad's account... I say hey STUPID! You can't keep that money you fucking axe-wound. She goes no, no Dice, I know more than you, I'm gonna put it in a friend's account. I say DO WHAT YOU WANT WHORE, I DON'T CARE.

Next thing ya know, the cops are pulling up taking her to prison. OH DICE, WILL YOU BE MY PRINCE? WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME? NO WHORE I WON'T! Better get used to licking snatch in the joint ya bitch!


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NoBacon

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Of course but they still have to be prosecuted. I don't think anyone will bother.

It’s a good litmus test for the new lgbt fag world order. Will they protect the coons or the Jews when they come into direct battle over fraud and finances?

It’s gonna be the big heavyweight title fight of sinister socialist agendas.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I keep seeing different methods for this “scam”

the first one is the check one you mentioned, which isn’t really a scam. You’re just telling the bank you’re taking out 40k and they allow you to expecting you to actually have it.

The second one is that at Chase ATMs they make you review your ATM service after a transaction. Most don’t close out of the window or review it. So people would come behind them, hit the “back” button on the review screen, and it would pull up the customers account and you could just pull out money. Which is also not a “scam” but fraud
That’s just stealing haha. It’s not really a scam but you can’t cash checks unless you have the money to cover it or you have to go to the bank that the check writer has.
 
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It’s a good litmus test for the new lgbt fag world order. Will they protect the coons or the Jews when they come into direct battle over fraud and finances?

It’s gonna be the big heavyweight title fight of sinister socialist agendas.
In this case the jews have insurance and 40k/nigger isn't really that much. States could prosecute but that costs money and they know the niggers will spend 100% immediately in the local community.

Just like with PPP loans no one will be held responsible.
 
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