WWAWD Magic Cards

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Gay....fucking shit

Some NERDS were playing this in the work cafeteria. Brought me back to middle school when me and the other alpha chads would just interupt them and destroy the whole setup....those were the days.


I know some fags here play this shit...show us your cunts.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

What everyone on this forum thinks they are:

What they actually are:

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MTG yuma

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

What everyone on this forum thinks they are:
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What they actually are:
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MTG yuma

"Zilch The Ever Dying" got a nigga rib hurtin' right now

I propose this as an Owen game: "Faggot The Gathering"

Keep Zilch The Ever Dying and switch it up to:

"Ribstouch

Once during each of the next three posts, you can cast a car crash spell from the O&A graveyard by exiling an Owen member you hate the most from the O&J graveyard in addition to forcing them to delete their profile and make yet, another come back from the bottom dregs of the Jim & Sam graveyard just to be found out and ousted all over again perpetually."

To claw your way up from J&S to O&J and finally to O&A is the impossible Sissyphus rolling rock feat. To start out you have to wear the moldy, disgusting Tupperware Afro of Klingon head nigger Sam.

Sounds like a solid A+ bit to a bruthaman!

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Faggots play this shit at my workplace too, and have fucking childrens toys on their desk. Zoomers are the biggest baby boy manchildren ever. Dont let your kids watch anime and play games

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Upkeep. Untap, draw. I cast Jim Norton.

Responses? Ok. I declare Gregg "Opie" Hughes attacking your face.

At the beginning of your upkeep, I cast Bone Shards and sacrifice Anthony Cumia to destroy your creature. Go.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

DUDE YA GOT YOUR FRIENDS YA GOT YOUR PLAYMATS
BOOM IT'S A GAME OF COMMANDER DUDE

 

[BUBBLER]

Funny, but you're obviously one of those SFWA board game fags.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"Zilch The Ever Dying" got a nigga rib hurtin' right now

I propose this as an Owen game: "Faggot The Gathering"

Keep Zilch The Ever Dying and switch it up to:

"Ribstouch

Once during each of the next three posts, you can cast a car crash spell from the O&A graveyard by exiling an Owen member you hate the most from the O&J graveyard in addition to forcing them to delete their profile and make yet, another come back from the bottom dregs of the Jim & Sam graveyard just to be found out and ousted all over again perpetually."

To claw your way up from J&S to O&J and finally to O&A is the impossible Sissyphus rolling rock feat. To start out you have to wear the moldy, disgusting Tupperware Afro of Klingon head nigger Sam.

Sounds like a solid A+ bit to a bruthaman!

HAHA HOLEE SHIT....Faggot: The Gathering with actual cards would be an all-time rib buster.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

HAHA HOLEE SHIT....Faggot: The Gathering with actual cards would be an all-time rib buster.

Bruthaman, I'm sitting here making up hilarious cards and rules right now! This needs to be a side Owen post so we can all participate and have a side hussle of chuckles when you grow weary of endlessly scrolling "Fatrick," "off topic" and "comedy," etc.

It would absolutely be a real hoot! We could use the AI to generate all the cards so they are high end art like the other AI posts on here. Fuck, it would be easy peasy! We'd just need the best Owen minds to help out with the rules, spells, etc.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Seriously, I don't even understand how you play. Do you take turns? Is there a game board? Roll dice inside a Pop-o-Matic bubble?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Upkeep. Untap, draw. I cast Jim Norton.
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Responses? Ok. I declare Gregg "Opie" Hughes attacking your face.
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At the beginning of your upkeep, I cast Bone Shards and sacrifice Anthony Cumia to destroy your creature. Go.
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Abominorton

 

[johnnynoname]

this forum is literal autism

who the fuck are y'all niggas trying to convince that you don't like MAGIC The Gathering cards

jajajajajaajajajajaiajajaja

 

[It’s Meboe]

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Not so fast Samatar! You activated my trap card

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

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I really love this man. He got banned from competitions for like forever, just for doing this important and brave piece of investigative journalism. A hero of the communitay.

Seriously, I don't even understand how you play. Do you take turns? Is there a game board? Roll dice inside a Pop-o-Matic bubble?

You despise women and probably shower infrequently and then spend an insane amount of money on cardbord game product by hasbro marketed toward (gay) children. The rules are autistically hard to learn but it gets fun after like 30 games. 2-4 players.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think it was Yu-Gi-Oh but it might be Magic where they had to make a hygiene rule for players in tournament because they all stunk so bad.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Gonna destroy the Wyzz forum with one simple spell card.

 

[guest]

Mars Attacks! are the only cool trading cards.

 

[PogromStallone]

I haven't played in over a decade but I have a couple of great decks lying around somewhere.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I found a box of them forgotten by one of the kids playing during lunch so I sold them for $100 to some other kid. Good trade.