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I have over $15,000 of cards. My main commander deck is over $2,000. The player base is almost entirely faggots, incels, and trannies. Yes, I am gay.
What's the haps with Commander? Why is it so gay and Standard is and will always be the clearly superior format? WWAWD Sol Ring?

I think my Syr Konrad, The Grim deck is upward of $300 now. It's got Necropotence in it. I also have all foiled out Feather, The Redeemed. I'm all about the The-s.
 
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Harry Powell

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What's the haps with Commander? Why is it so gay and Standard is and will always be the clearly superior format? WWAWD Sol Ring?

I think my Syr Konrad, The Grim deck is upward of $300 now. It's got Necropotence in it. I also have all foiled out Feather, The Redeemed. I'm all about the The-s.

I genuinely enjoy Limited formats more than Commander. I would totally be into Standard but of the 4 LGS’s near me, not one has a regularly scheduled standard game. I think I enjoy 1v1 20 life more than commander. I do enjoy 2HG but I get one of those in per new set release.
 
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Don’t they just print a lot of different IPs now in their Magic format? I don’t want some faggot Dr. Who cards mixing with my awesome gothic horror Innistrad cards.
I don't go deep wit da Magic but according to card game spergs I know they're filling the game with gross negro characters to attract the black audience but it isn't working because autistic niggers would rather play as anime lolis in Yu-Gi-Oh.
 

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My childhood friend had an older sister around 20 y.o. when Magic first popped off. She was really into collecting fantasy art (remember those pewter dragons and wizards at the mall?), so all of her first edition cards ended up in binders because she just liked to look at them.

Assuming she didn't become a meth addict, there's probably tens of thousands of dollars worth of pristine cards in her closet.
 
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the fact that you guys even KNOW what this is... tells me you were all losers in highschool (not popular at the very least)

and unless you're pat, you know the popularity/asbergers scale is forever.

I HEARD about "magic the gathering" just by proxy, like I knew who "snooki" or "rey mysterio" was, just by being in touch with pop culture.... figured it was gayshit like rune escape or world of warcraft, you know, that the freak/incels played.

I never heard any of my friends, or friends of friends, talk about this.

honestly, this puts the whole forum in perspective now.

:sneaky::ROFLMAO:
 
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I have over $15,000 of cards. My main commander deck is over $2,000. The player base is almost entirely faggots, incels, and trannies. Yes, I am gay.
How do you play with such expensive cards. Aren’t you worried about bending them? Sports cards at least make sense to me.
 

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I don't go deep wit da Magic but according to card game spergs I know they're filling the game with gross negro characters to attract the black audience but it isn't working because autistic niggers would rather play as anime lolis in Yu-Gi-Oh.
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WE WUZ DÚNEDAINS AND SHIIIET

I genuinely enjoy Limited formats more than Commander. I would totally be into Standard but of the 4 LGS’s near me, not one has a regularly scheduled standard game. I think I enjoy 1v1 20 life more than commander. I do enjoy 2HG but I get one of those in per new set release.
Drafting and cracking 3 packs is like crack to me. I legit like it more than sex. At least I'll get a good Rare out of it. Nobody will draft though everyone is curating their 30 shitty commander decks like their life depends on it. People suck at team drafting and don't understand signalling. Fuck.
 

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WE WUZ DÚNEDAINS AND SHIIIET


Drafting and cracking 3 packs is like crack to me. I legit like it more than sex. At least I'll get a good Rare out of it. Nobody will draft though everyone is curating their 30 shitty commander decks like their life depends on it. People suck at team drafting and don't understand signalling. Fuck.
Didn’t they make Gandalf look like Morgan Freeman too?
 

Harry Powell

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How do you play with such expensive cards. Aren’t you worried about bending them? Sports cards at least make sense to me.

I double sleeve them. The more expensive the card the more I like to play it, just to flex on the other loser faggots. I have a $700+ one that I drop all the time and they ask if it’s real.
 

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I double sleeve them. The more expensive the card the more I like to play it, just to flex on the other loser faggots. I have a $700+ one that I drop all the time and they ask if it’s real.
Is there like a Magic club or something? Where do you find these people to play?
 

Harry Powell

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Is there like a Magic club or something? Where do you find these people to play?
I have a group of other gay faggot men in their 40s and would meet up at one guys house and drink and play. Otherwise I go to board game stores when they have magic events and play against randos.

, I haven’t really done either of those two things since I started dating my girlfriend, but when we get sick of each other I’m sure I’ll be back to it
 

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i'll take the bait on this one borthermen

i enjoy playing magic. i play online (when i play), used to play a lot in person. the lore is super gay faggot shit, i haven't played it for 2 years or so. when they went big in on the diversity shit i couldn't handle the artwork anymore (the nigger women especially, they're ugly). i like the competitiveness of it.

i tried warhammer 40k or whatever it is. that is just gay men playing with army men. weird.

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A few years back maybe even 10 years now I guess half the garage sales I went to had a binder of these or Pokémon’s and goddamit I was just there for some cheap tools. Got a snap on ratchet for a dollar and a bunch of garbage otherwise while I’d be laughing to the bank with these stupid cards now
 
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