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I have over $15,000 of cards. My main commander deck is over $2,000. The player base is almost entirely faggots, incels, and trannies. Yes, I am gay.
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What's the haps with Commander? Why is it so gay and Standard is and will always be the clearly superior format? WWAWD Sol Ring?I have over $15,000 of cards. My main commander deck is over $2,000. The player base is almost entirely faggots, incels, and trannies. Yes, I am gay.
What's the haps with Commander? Why is it so gay and Standard is and will always be the clearly superior format? WWAWD Sol Ring?
I think my Syr Konrad, The Grim deck is upward of $300 now. It's got Necropotence in it. I also have all foiled out Feather, The Redeemed. I'm all about the The-s.
Dr Who, Jurassic Park, etcDon’t they just print a lot of different IPs now in their Magic format? I don’t want some faggot Dr. Who cards mixing with my awesome gothic horror Innistrad cards.
I don't go deep wit da Magic but according to card game spergs I know they're filling the game with gross negro characters to attract the black audience but it isn't working because autistic niggers would rather play as anime lolis in Yu-Gi-Oh.Don’t they just print a lot of different IPs now in their Magic format? I don’t want some faggot Dr. Who cards mixing with my awesome gothic horror Innistrad cards.
How do you play with such expensive cards. Aren’t you worried about bending them? Sports cards at least make sense to me.I have over $15,000 of cards. My main commander deck is over $2,000. The player base is almost entirely faggots, incels, and trannies. Yes, I am gay.
I don't go deep wit da Magic but according to card game spergs I know they're filling the game with gross negro characters to attract the black audience but it isn't working because autistic niggers would rather play as anime lolis in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Drafting and cracking 3 packs is like crack to me. I legit like it more than sex. At least I'll get a good Rare out of it. Nobody will draft though everyone is curating their 30 shitty commander decks like their life depends on it. People suck at team drafting and don't understand signalling. Fuck.I genuinely enjoy Limited formats more than Commander. I would totally be into Standard but of the 4 LGS’s near me, not one has a regularly scheduled standard game. I think I enjoy 1v1 20 life more than commander. I do enjoy 2HG but I get one of those in per new set release.
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Drafting and cracking 3 packs is like crack to me. I legit like it more than sex. At least I'll get a good Rare out of it. Nobody will draft though everyone is curating their 30 shitty commander decks like their life depends on it. People suck at team drafting and don't understand signalling. Fuck.
How do you play with such expensive cards. Aren’t you worried about bending them? Sports cards at least make sense to me.
Is there like a Magic club or something? Where do you find these people to play?I double sleeve them. The more expensive the card the more I like to play it, just to flex on the other loser faggots. I have a $700+ one that I drop all the time and they ask if it’s real.
The local bath houseIs there like a Magic club or something? Where do you find these people to play?
I have a group of other gay faggot men in their 40s and would meet up at one guys house and drink and play. Otherwise I go to board game stores when they have magic events and play against randos.Is there like a Magic club or something? Where do you find these people to play?
We get them on the way up and the way down., I haven’t really done either of those two things since I started dating my girlfriend, but when we get sick of each other I’m sure I’ll be back to it
I haven’t really done either of those two things since I started dating my girlfriend
But bathing is the last thing Magic players do.The local bath house
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