WWAWD meeting a pair of girls and they both want to hang?

[Rick Roblinson]

My dad told me some story about how when he was in his 20's drunk at a hotel these 2 broads came up to him and got him back to their room. As the door was about to close he saw in a mirrors reflection a black guy step into the bathroom real quick. He went full Kramer at the Laugh Factory and then got the fawk outta there.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Do I invite them to the same show and make them thunderdome it out?

Inb4 girls aren't actually friends and will slit each others throats

Get some MDMA and have them eat each other out while rubbing each others assholes while you jerk off on them

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Get some MDMA and have them eat each other out while rubbing each others assholes while you jerk off on them

Sounds like you're talking from experience

I like it

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Do I invite them to the same show and make them thunderdome it out?

Inb4 girls aren't actually friends and will slit each others throats

Are you a little bit soft/gay seeming? Maybe they put you in the "our faggot friend we can talk about actual men with" box just like you were in high school

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Are you a little bit soft/gay seeming? Maybe they put you in the "our faggot friend we can talk about actual men with" box just like in high school

I met them in a mosh pit so yes, I'm a faggot

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Of course my friend tells them he works at DoD within like 5 seconds.

Ho ho holy shit what a dumbass. Enjoy being surveilled and followed for the rest of your life, child. And nice career choice of living essentially on probation and being targeted by foreign governments. People who are good at their jobs never pick government work.

Even the “Bar girls”?

You'd have to ask someone who goes to bars.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I met them in a mosh pit so yes, I'm a faggot

Oh... they just wanted to have a legit threesome. Metal chicks are whoores.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Oh... they just wanted to have a legit threesome. Metal chicks are whoores.

Nice dumb tattoos and piercings, sluts

Anyway either seeing one or both tonight, Saturday or next Saturday. Hope I'm not murdered!