WWAWD Telling your parents to fuck off?

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I had to unsubscribe from AITAH because it was all selfish people getting validated.

One was like my parents are divorced, and my dad has done everything possible to be a good father but I kinda want to cut him out of my life entirely because it's annoying having to stay with him on weekends. Then everyone in the comments was like "you prioritize your own mental health, go to a courtroom and say you never want to see him again. For you, because you deserve it."
+8615 upvotes.

Holy shit you said your dad is a good father can you understand how this will destroy him???
-1675 downvotes

You still use reddit?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I saw your parents at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told them how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother them and ask him for photos or anything. Your dad said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[BUBBLER]

Do you think this one is fake, Indian, or.... maybe this is how Indians troll, idk.

AITA for telling my sister she is a Bridezilla because she doesn't let us poop in her wedding​

I know, the title is crazy, let me resume this. I apologize in advance for my grammar, English is not my first language. I (30f) have 5 sisters, the second one is Marleny (42f) that recently got engaged with her third husband. The wedding was Sunday afternoon in the countryside in a beautiful field of a farm, we had an amazing weather and everything seem perfect. Except one thing. The location of the wedding was 25 min walking from the house with proper bathrooms and toilets. The solution my sister had? Portable toilets, one for the ladies, one for men. The problem? Marleny forbidden everyone on pooping in this toilets because "it can ruined the whole moment". My grandmother is a 92 years old lady with hips problems, so, when she tell me she needed to poop, walking up to the house wasn't an option. So I told Marleny about it, that she could have an exception with grandma, but she denied it, she said and I quot "Let the old woman walk, I don't give a sht if it take her all the afternoon" I saw red. I immediately take grandma to the toilet, she made business, and go back to her seat. She thanked me. Marleny, obviously went to the toilet to "supervise" and made a scene. So I tell her she was a reptile monster (here in my country is not common the name bridezilla) for not letting grandma to go to the toilet in peace and I encouraged everyone to take a sht in the portable toilets. If the groom wasn't next to her, she would have strangled me. She began to cry and said that the wedding was ruined. My other sisters went to comfort her and I left the wedding.
So AITA? Maybe I didn't respect some boundaries and ruined her da, but poor grandma. Idk...

Sicilian swine wrote that.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Sicilian swine wrote that.

Third husband, checks out

 

[NortheastPhilly]

My parents asked me recently when I would have them over for dinner at my new place, and I just straight up said never