WWE is fucking faggot shit

[satanssockpuppet]

eww.....do you realize in the time you wrote this, you could have been doing something constructive like jerking off

True, but it'd have been a lot more work.

 

[johnnynoname]

True, but it'd have been a lot more work.

bro- i stopped jerking off because the clean up was a mother fucker so I can relate

the easy work around is doing it in the shower, but then for that I have to use my spank bank, and.....well, that shit has been overdrawn for years


and no, i'm not bringing my phone in the shower

 

[satanssockpuppet]

bro- i stopped jerking off because the clean up was a mother fucker so I can relate

the easy work around is doing it in the shower, but then for that I have to use my spank bank, and.....well, that shit has been overdrawn for years


and no, i'm not bringing my phone in the shower

Sometimes you gotta, like in a medicinal way, but other times I'm just bored with the whole idea. Plus, I'd just taken a shower. So I figured why not reflect on the recent history of the pro wrestling business? I mean, I frequent this forum, so things like shame and pride matter not to me.

 

[Spraggy]

Vince McMahon > Dana White... but MMA > WWE ofcourse.

Dana white is a dickhead

 

[johnnynoname]

the recent history of the pro wrestling business

yuck

EDIT: and not "I'm a jaded 42 year old so natrually I"m gonna hate the current product" yuck....no...just straight up "disgusted" yuck

 

[Torque Army]

IDGAF I like pro wrestling, but I'm a hipster faggot who doesn't watch WWE anymore. AEW & The Indies are still entertaining to me. I haven't thought it was real since 1987. ok, I thought some of that ECW was real in the 90s 'cause I'm also a retard.

 

[DieNortonDie]

If it doesn't start with these intros it's gonna be shit.

Kevin Von Erich is one of the best to ever do it. Dude was fucking pure adrenaline

 

[DieNortonDie]

For me, wrestling is like music where it’s at its best when it’s comprised of insane junkies and criminals. Just like vegan or Christian musicians are gay, so are modern wrestlers. Addiction and pain make it good.

 

[guest]

Nothing beat bringing out the multitap and playing some royal rumble with the bbboys though

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I lost respect for then after the changed from WWF

Vince should have had the Rock kill a panda in the middle of the ring after that nonsense with the World Wildlife Fund

He wouldn’t have lost one fan

 

[Jizz]

I said it I can’t stand relistening to old shows and hearing Genetic Experiment Sam Roberts gush over WWE like it’s real.

Look, Vince is a real ass dude. Sniff. And WWE does some funny ass shit like bringing out god, or having terrorists attack the Undertaker, or making Vince Mcmahon have a hood character. But the actual sport itself is ridiculous and gay. At least in MMA when dudes are sweaty and grabbing each other they’re trying to knock each other out. In WWE when two big dudes are “fighting” each other it’s for a play rivalry. It’s almost as embarrassing as being over the age of 10 and liking Kiss.

fawk you hater, wwe fan for life!

 

[Nana Cumia]

Call me a faggot but I watched WWE and WCW every night from like 96 to 2001.

 

[johnnynoname]

but I'm a hipster faggot who doesn't watch WWE anymore. AEW & The Indies

You guys are LITERALLY the worst

you guys ruined the idea of going to a "Bar Wrestling" show in Philly

and calm down with the "Ironic" Alex Wright t-shirts you got from your favorite limited run bootlegger on IG

you guys stink

 

[johnnynoname]

i have to shower