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You know what? I'm fucking glad the whole world laughs at Canada because we fucking deserve it

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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This is Chef Adam Libby shit. Who the fuck wants a pile of garbage macaroni on a chicken sandwich? Who the fuck wants their garbage mac n cheese to be KFC flavored? Fuck off.
 

CuntFucker

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Americans and their Canadian buttbuddies laugh at English food, because cooking real meat and vegetables scares and confuses them. They worship brands to an extent not seen elsewhere. Grown "men" eat captain crunchtm and act like it's a football team to support, GO CAPTAIN CRUNCH!!!

When I visited the states, I could not find bread that didn't taste like it's full of sugar, because it does. Even the bread has extra sugar in it. It's like cake. Goyslop is over here too, but you really have to look hard over there to find something that isn't industrial oil filled chemical residue. Also Norm Macondald was Jewish.
 

PickleRickle

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This is Chef Adam Libby shit. Who the fuck wants a pile of garbage macaroni on a chicken sandwich? Who the fuck wants their garbage mac n cheese to be KFC flavored? Fuck off.
I seen this yesterday and rolled my eyes before going to my go-to, the white mans refuge known as Arby's.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I seen this yesterday and rolled my eyes before going to my go-to, the white mans refuge known as Arby's.
Arby's is the shit. The little retard town I'm from has every fucking fast food place ever except Arby's and Taco Bell. Pisses me off. This is a very small town with a fucking huge farm in the middle of it but somehow we need a thousand fast food places. Again, I can't stress enough what a tiny hayseed shithole this place is, yet there are THREE Tim Horton's locations.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Milk in bags, poutine, gravy with everything, long winded fart sniffing declarations of why they’re better than America despite being worse off. Canada is as gay as Australia, there I said it.
There's plenty wrong with Canada but poutine is fucking delightful and if you think it isn't then you got a shitty one.
 

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Milk in bags, poutine, gravy with everything, long winded fart sniffing declarations of why they’re better than America despite being worse off. Canada is as gay as Australia, there I said it.
For all of this big talk Amerimutts get absolutely wrekt in every social interaction when they visit Australia / UK because they have no experience with banter and leave countless social engagements seething. The BRRRUTAL "table" at the comedy store is just like an ordinary night out for a young brit / aussie. Mutts take themselves super seriously and are precious.

Look at how many amerimutts have me blocked on here because I made fun of them. All americans are told they are going to be the president and are the main character in the delusional movie they imagine they exist in. I made fun of an American expat's double denim attire and brown shoes once and he harboured resentment for YEARS over the comment.
 
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Arby's is the shit. The little retard town I'm from has every fucking fast food place ever except Arby's and Taco Bell. Pisses me off. This is a very small town with a fucking huge farm in the middle of it but somehow we need a thousand fast food places. Again, I can't stress enough what a tiny hayseed shithole this place is, yet there are THREE Tim Horton's locations.
If you were born in Dryden or Fort Francis I am so very sorry for you. Literally and actually. Canada has a thousand shitholes like that. Fuckin thing sucks.
 
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