You know what? I'm fucking glad the whole world laughs at Canada because we fucking deserve it

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I think I’ll be getting one of these tonight

 

[Turk February]

Who the fuck wants a pile of garbage macaroni on a chicken sandwich? Who the fuck wants their garbage mac n cheese to be KFC flavored?

Coldest take ever. This is the kind of thinking that's prevented the spicy-tuna-ham sandwich from going mainstream in the west, severely handicapping us in the face of an emboldened China.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Kraft fucking dinner the fuel of Canadians.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fag, I bet you love sour cream and ranch dressing.

Ranch dressing needs to go back to Africa and get the fuck out of my life forever. Why the fuck does everyone love it? Why the fuck would you ever choose ranch when you could have Caesar dressing? I remember loving Hidden Valley ranch dressing when I was a little kid, I'd put it on potatoes and all kinds of shit. It half assed grosses me out now.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Ranch dressing needs to go back to Africa and get the fuck out of my life forever. Why the fuck does everyone love it? Why the fuck would you ever choose ranch when you could have Caesar dressing?

Or semen dressing.

 

[aRTie02150]

I recently watched the stinkeroo of an episode of King of the Hill featuring the Canadian family.

Terrible episode. I loved that show but damn did the later seasons suck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Poutine is disgusting.

While I've got you here, ASSHOLE, I want to run some rap names by you: Montel Trilliamz (or Montel Chilliamz, I don't know which is better), Zion Billionson, Tha Grand Poobutt, Quantavius Rodney. Which of those should I go by in my rap side project when I'm not playing with MY Methods of Mayhem tribute band?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I recently watched the stinkeroo of an episode of King of the Hill featuring the Canadian family.

Terrible episode. I loved that show but damn did the later seasons suck.

That episode does fucking suck.

 

[BenDovid]

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This is Chef Adam Libby shit. Who the fuck wants a pile of garbage macaroni on a chicken sandwich? Who the fuck wants their garbage mac n cheese to be KFC flavored? Fuck off.

lol you're Canadian.

 

[Sue Lightning]

You shit faggot Canadians only get Chicken burgers with Mac and Cheese??

While us glorious Amerimutts get the Chicken burgers with flaming hot cheetos.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I bet it's better than the KFC Chizza. That thing was inedible

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet it's better than the KFC Chizza. That thing was inedible

I generally think KFC is greasy shit and never get it, but I remember when they had those double down things and people kept saying they were awesome. I tried one and it was fucking retarded. Bacon and cheese between two pieces of greasy ass chicken. Genius.

 

[Jenna]

I'm outraged. Clearly the mac & cheese wouldn't be stable and would all fall out when you take that first bite.

 

[chiquita banana]

For all of this big talk Amerimutts get absolutely wrekt in every social interaction when they visit Australia / UK because they have no experience with banter and leave countless social engagements seething. The BRRRUTAL "table" at the comedy store is just like an ordinary night out for a young brit / aussie. Mutts take themselves super seriously and are precious.

Look at how many amerimutts have me blocked on here because I made fun of them. All americans are told they are going to be the president and are the main character in the delusional movie they imagine they exist in. I made fun of an American expat's double denim attire and brown shoes once and he harboured resentment for YEARS over the comment.

People block you because you're an obnoxious asshole who posts gay porn. And then you cry that you got blocked like a little pussy when it's perfectly obvious why you did.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm outraged. Clearly the mac & cheese wouldn't be stable and would all fall out when you take that first bite.

I Googled it. Look at this miserable fucking thing.

 

[Jenna]

I Googled it. Look at this miserable fucking thing.

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So you eat a chicken sandwich and then scoop up loose macaroni noodles with your bare hands like an infant?

It needs a wrapper for the mac & cheese to have any chance of staying inside:

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

While searching for negative reviews of this stupid fucking sandwich (which there is a shocking lack of) I found this video of this lovely young lady reviewing KFC's own mac and chee. I love the way she loudly fucking smacks her lips every time she chews. I certainly hope that she doesn't get her head cut off.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"DAS DAT MAC CHEE? DAS DAT MAC CHEE? STRAIGHT FROM KENTUCKY?"

"From Canada"

"even bettul"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So you eat a chicken sandwich and then scoop up loose macaroni noodles with your bare hands like an infant?

It needs a wrapper for the mac & cheese to have any chance of staying inside:

Seriously, you'd look like a fucking idiot trying to #Ruiz these things.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I only like their popcorn chicken. WWAWD Swiss Chalet? Awful garbage tbphwchy