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apparently Nana is selling buckets of survival Nana Feed

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Not sure I would want to live if society fell apart so much I needed to eat doomsday prepper diets just to survive tbh. The world would have to be fucked.
Really? I'd happily trade living on feed corn, wild grapes, catfish and various varmints for a couple years for mass die off in our cities.
... and target practice on looters (ie Niggers).
 
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You could just easily buy all that shit at a supermarket, then go get some buckets at Home Depot, and it'd probably cost you way less. The people who buy shit like this are total dipshits. If society ever really did collapse, they'd eat all of it in a few days, then starve to death anyway. As if Joe Cumia is going to survive more than four hours on survival rations. And Nana's not going to be able to eat at all after the booze, mouthwash and hand sanitizer runs out, as he'll be experiencing severe DTs by that point.
 

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You could just easily buy all that shit at a supermarket, then go get some buckets at Home Depot, and it'd probably cost you way less. The people who buy shit like this are total dipshits. If society ever really did collapse, they'd eat all of it in a few days, then starve to death anyway. As if Joe Cumia is going to survive more than four hours on survival rations. And Nana's not going to be able to eat at all after the booze, mouthwash and hand sanitizer runs out, as he'll be experiencing severe DTs by that point.
lol joes only survival tactic was to chew food. and whats wrong with just stacking cans of food
 
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lol joes only survival tactic was to chew food. and whats wrong with just stacking cans of food
Exactly. You just buy a bunch of cheap canned food and stack it in the closet. Bam...survival rations. It'll be way better than that dehydrated bullshit army-style food, too. It's a great scheme, though, you buy a bunch of ultra-cheap dehydrated bullshit food and some cool black "tactical" buckets, then you sell them to those freaked-out survivalist weirdos at a humongous mark up. I'd bet that there's barely $40 worth of food in those things.
 
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Exactly. You just buy a bunch of cheap canned food and stack it in the closet. Bam...survival rations. It'll be way better than that dehydrated bullshit army-style food, too. It's a great scheme, though, you buy a bunch of ultra-cheap dehydrated bullshit food and some cool black "tactical" buckets, then you sell them to those freaked-out survivalist weirdos at a humongous mark up. I'd bet that there's barely $40 worth of food in those things.
Exactly. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 2 cans of chili or beef stew has way more protein and tastes 20 times better than a survival bar or an MRE.

What's wrong with the canned food we got? It eat pretty good!
 
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Exactly. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 2 cans of chili or beef stew has way more protein and tastes 20 times better than a survival bar or an MRE.

What's wrong with the canned food we got? It eat pretty good!
The pictures on the website make it look like serious gourmet fare, but it's all just a messy paste that vaguely tastes something like what it's supposed to be, like dollar store mac & cheese, but worse. A dumb fat slob like Joe would crack open his survival pail and immediately plow right through the banana chips and "chocolate pudding", then be left with packets of inedible goo that'll rot a crater right through your colon, if it even gets that far. He'd be foraging for berries and trying to catch the neighbor's dog within three, four days at most.
 
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The last thing the globalists want is for you to get your hands on that bucket
If you're gonna buy the bucket, you need to ensure you have potable water, so you'd better buy the water filtration system too. And you need to heat the food, so you'd better buy the cook stove. And you're gonna want plenty of fuel for that, as wood could become tough to come by. You can't put a price on your family's survival, can you?
 
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Booze, drugs, cigars and cigarettes, junk food, candy, lighters, OTC medicines, toiletries like toothbrushes and tampons, batteries...these are the things the smart doomsday prepper is hoarding. No one will want one of your packets of dehydrated cheesy broccoli soup, but they'll gladly blow you for a bag of Skittles or two airplane bottles of Sambuca. If some sobbing mother is begging you for some diaper rash cream for her baby, well, you could just about name your price.
 

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Booze, drugs, cigars and cigarettes, junk food, candy, lighters, OTC medicines, toiletries like toothbrushes and tampons, batteries...these are the things the smart doomsday prepper is hoarding. No one will want one of your packets of dehydrated cheesy broccoli soup, but they'll gladly blow you for a bag of Skittles or two airplane bottles of Sambuca. If some sobbing mother is begging you for some diaper rash cream for her baby, well, you could just about name your price.
Where we at with dry freezed vodka
 
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Where we at wit the cannibalism? I'm thinking 5 or 10 brothermen can turn a good sized warehouse into a "Terminus" situation within a week.

I say we let the fuckin flies come to the spider, and after we fill our bellies full of meat we can keep as much of their shit as we want.

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