apparently Nana is selling buckets of survival Nana Feed

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Heyfellas]

Little does nana know that fez whatley made the recipe for disaster

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

He's just drop-shipping Ready Hour products. Here's some other grifters doing the same via Amazon.

I love the idea of his anti-vax, "they're making the frogs gay!" chowing down on this chemical-filled shit at the end of its twenty five year life because they have no other way to recoup their investment.

Ofc Nana just gives her stamp of approval in exchange for pocket change

Alex Jones is selling the same but he brings in a lot more sales hence having his own branding sticker on the bucket

 

[guest]

FEEDBAG NANA.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Grifting old ghoul.

 

[Dennyislife]

Really? I'd happily trade living on feed corn, wild grapes, catfish and various varmints for a couple years for mass die off in our cities.
... and target practice on looters (ie Niggers).

Really. Wtf would you do for entertainment. I'd assume internet, tv, phones etc all down. How fucking boring.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Really. Wtf would you do for entertainment. I'd assume internet, tv, phones etc all down. How fucking boring.

-Reading.
-Create sexy, Mad Max type leather outfits for myself and my 'crew'.
-Put on musicals for harmless travelers.
-Pit bugs or critters against each other in death matches for the locals while we gradually lose our minds.

 

[PatheticIfTrue]

Nana gets the same advertisers as AM talk radio and those have always been shitty (even O&A's sponsors were absolute shit)
And half of them are borderline scams like this crap

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

dried tranny cum

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Nana gets the same advertisers as AM talk radio and those have always been shitty (even O&A's sponsors were absolute shit)
And half of them are borderline scams like this crap

It's not a straight-up scam, as they really are selling plastic pails of dehydrated food to gullible paranoid weirdos. The photos of the various "entrées" is where it gets scammy, as there's no fucking way any of those food packets are going to turn into the actual edible food pictured. Some fat retard like Joe will picture himself in the backyard, whipping up some gourmet fare over his little garbage-fueled camp stove and laughing at the unprepared dipshits foraging for cattails and roots to eat, but in reality he'll be gagging and trying not to vomit as he tries to force himself to ingest the lukewarm paste he just made.

 

[guest]

Please sticky this. This is low key as hilarious as all of the other nana chronicles.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's not a straight-up scam, as they really are selling plastic pails of dehydrated food to gullible paranoid weirdos. The photos of the various "entrées" is where it gets scammy, as there's no fucking way any of those food packets are going to turn into the actual edible food pictured. Some fat retard like Joe will picture himself in the backyard, whipping up some gourmet fare over his little garbage-fueled camp stove and laughing at the unprepared dipshits foraging for cattails and roots to eat, but in reality he'll be gagging and trying not to vomit as he tries to force himself to ingest the lukewarm paste he just made.

#ketofriendlybabyshit

 

[FurBurger]

The photos of the various "entrées" is where it gets scammy, as there's no fucking way any of those food packets are going to turn into the actual edible food pictured.

That, and they always have more of the cheap/shit dishes than anything else. Hope you like powdered milk and dehydrated pasta, because you've got 40 goddamn servings to plow through!

Homestyle Potato Soup - 60 Servings

I could see someone starving to death with 40 servings of that left.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Freedom Phone

Freedom Phone

www.freedomphone.com

the Freedom Phone(TM) from last year really got my ribs

basically a low end chinese phone(150$ of value at most) thats selling for 500$, preloaded with FreedomOS(TM) and PATRIOTstore instead of Appstore, Gab instead of Twitter etc.

I see they replaced (((Britjewte))) with Rumble.

 

[medium wyzzz]

It’s really more of a bag than a bucket

Lol, Nana wants an IRL feedbag...

 

[FurBurger]

Lol, Nana wants an IRL feedbag...

You think Bobby Kelly puts that on his list of acting credits?

 

[medium wyzzz]

You think Bobby Kelly puts that on his list of acting credits?

Probably.

 

[Jizz]

if these buckets had a pic of AntH on the front and were foods that AntH picked out I would definately buy it. AntH never has good merch for sale that's why I buy all my shirts from opieradio.com!

 

[Chive Turkey]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 2 cans of chili or beef stew has way more protein and tastes 20 times better than a survival bar or an MRE.

I think most MREs have decent protein mains but that's not really what they're intended for. Most of the shit in them is sugary crackers, sweetened instant coffee, lemonade, chocolate bars, etc. They're field rations for soldiers who're lugging 100 pounds of gear on patrol all day after sleeping for two hours, most of the stuff's laden with calories and stimulants to keep the grunts sharp and satiated. They're not a great long-term nurritional option for some fat boomer sitting in a fallout shelter.

Besides, I'm pretty sure most MREs on the civilian market are 1. about to go out of date, and 2. sold at a significant markup. Unless you're like some milsurp enthusiast, there's no practical reason to buy them.

It should go without saying that buying 700-800 dollars of vacuum sealed crap for 3 months worth of nutrition is a fucking ripoff. You could get the same amount of canned food for a tenth of the price.

 

[guest]

I think most MREs have decent protein mains but that's not really what they're intended for. Most of the shit in them is sugary crackers, sweetened instant coffee, lemonade, chocolate bars, etc. They're field rations for soldiers who're lugging 100 pounds of gear on patrol all day after sleeping for two hours, most of the stuff's laden with calories and stimulants to keep the grunts sharp and satiated. They're not a great long-term nurritional option for some fat boomer sitting in a fallout shelter.

Besides, I'm pretty sure most MREs on the civilian market are 1. about to go out of date, and 2. sold at a significant markup. Unless you're like some milsurp enthusiast, there's no practical reason to buy them.

It should go without saying that buying 700-800 dollars of vacuum sealed crap for 3 months worth of nutrition is a fucking ripoff. You could get the same amount of canned food for a tenth of the price.

It's funny to me because $800 is 3 or 4 months of my food budget, and I actually eat a lot of healthy stuff. Organic and the like. I'm not a vegan fag or anything, I'm just close to 40 and I want to stay healthy so that I can achieve and maintain an erection when my testosterone starts to drop... Unlike our favorite sci-fi author.

With $800 I imagine you could buy almost a years worth of canned food and bottled water to live off of, if you spent it right.