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BREAKING NEWS! Opie the Destroyer Talks about the Deep Depression He Suffered Because of Roland!

Ladynyahh

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Do you think Opie had ever any business being on the radio?
He was good at steerin the fawkin ship. When it was Anthony and Jim and faggot Sam, things meandered. At least the Opester knew how to manage and keep the flow of the show going. If it were up to Anthony, they'd be talking about blacks for 2+ hours. The Opester didn't have to be necessarily funny because that wasn't his fawkin jawb!
 

BenDovid

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Do you think Opie had ever any business being on the radio?

Not really. He got very lucky meeting Anthony. Had he not, he'd be lucky to be a rock jock in Suffolk county. That's Opie's most insufferable quality. His absolute inability to realize that he, at best, was a good setup man. He was never the funny guy. This fucking guy couldn't even bother to watch movies his on-air partner had been referencing for 5 - 10 years. Imagine being able to connect with your partner and make a funny Shining joke? Have Jimmy rolling over it? Could've happened. Never did. He did manage to take all the credit for the show's success though, as he laid low, giggling, while others carried the heavy stuff.

I was re-listening to some super old Spaz bits and his vibe is so much more "regular guy". And not "Kenny, I need my oatmeal or I'm going to pass out." Personally, I found it infuriating how he talked down to everyone as if he was some sort of radio superstar. Meanwhile, we're all in the booth saying to each other "Hey, we should try to find some line of Opie's for line of the day, he hasn't had one in a while." I remember plenty of times he'd fire out some line and look around for approval, and boy oh boy, you'd better be nodding and smiling.

Anyway. Let's just say I'm very glad to see Opie Radio clips of him insisting he's worth high dollar contracts while concurrently amassing a live audience of a few dozen people. I laughed so fucking hard when he said he had a meeting with some company but "the money wasn't there". I'm also glad to see Opie Radio clips of him in full on crisis mode, begging for money. If he had only been less of a dick to the people that made him rich, he'd have some friends, and potentially success outside of Anthony's shadow.
 

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Not really. He got very lucky meeting Anthony. Had he not, he'd be lucky to be a rock jock in Suffolk county. That's Opie's most insufferable quality. His absolute inability to realize that he, at best, was a good setup man. He was never the funny guy. This fucking guy couldn't even bother to watch movies his on-air partner had been referencing for 5 - 10 years. Imagine being able to connect with your partner and make a funny Shining joke? Have Jimmy rolling over it? Could've happened. Never did. He did manage to take all the credit for the show's success though, as he laid low, giggling, while others carried the heavy stuff.

I was re-listening to some super old Spaz bits and his vibe is so much more "regular guy". And not "Kenny, I need my oatmeal or I'm going to pass out." Personally, I found it infuriating how he talked down to everyone as if he was some sort of radio superstar. Meanwhile, we're all in the booth saying to each other "Hey, we should try to find some line of Opie's for line of the day, he hasn't had one in a while." I remember plenty of times he'd fire out some line and look around for approval, and boy oh boy, you'd better be nodding and smiling.

Anyway. Let's just say I'm very glad to see Opie Radio clips of him insisting he's worth high dollar contracts while concurrently amassing a live audience of a few dozen people. I laughed so fucking hard when he said he had a meeting with some company but "the money wasn't there". I'm also glad to see Opie Radio clips of him in full on crisis mode, begging for money. If he had only been less of a dick to the people that made him rich, he'd have some friends, and potentially success outside of Anthony's shadow.
What you don’t seem to realize is that he was a big radio star with his name on the door and all of you low lives were way beneath him. Do you really think he wanted to become friends with any of you? He created a radio show, rode it out for 10 years, put away enough money to fart through silk for the rest of his life and left the rest of you in the dust when it was over. Your issue might be that you didn’t realize how unimportant and replaceable you were until it was too late.

He worked there just like the rest of you, when it ended, he was set for life. The rest of his underlings and support staff have to scramble just to make a living. Seem pretty simple to understand
 
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Absolutely not. Not saying Anth is some genius, but Opie is absurdly stupid. Jim is dumb too, but a lot of it basically by choice since he's so disconnected and focused on his sexual fetishes. Opie would sputter and spiral out talking about the most basic things. "You ever like, fawkin' wonder why they haven't figured out that shit with car accidents yet? Like why haven't they fawkin' figured it out???" and the room falls silent.
Opie is definitely fiscally smarter than Nana. It's obvious: Penthouse in Manhattan and beach house in the Hamptons vs shack in the swamp.
 

JebJoh

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Yes, and this is exactly why I chose to spend my final couple of years with O&A not doing much of anything and letting Sam take the in-studio spot. I was tired of helping these guys get richer and richer for $64,000 a year.
A man would have quit and sought his fortune elsewhere. But your womanly passive aggressive moves were another way to go. Funny thing was, you thought your participation made a difference until you wrote this post and realized you were a nobody and it all went unnoticed by the wealthy stars of the show.
 

BenDovid

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A man would have quit and sought his fortune elsewhere. But your womanly passive aggressive moves were another way to go. Funny thing was, you thought your participation made a difference until you wrote this post and realized you were a nobody and it all went unnoticed by the wealthy stars of the show.

Womanly is firing one of your most dedicated guys who was there from day one at XM because he was overheard saying Opie's YouTube channel was embarrassing trash. Fuck that shit. Opie has a gaping vagina.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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What bit? Fuck off retard
Retarded YouTube fans: Opie fucking sucks. It should be the Ant and Lil Jimmy Show.

Most people here: The show clearly needed an adult in the room and some direction or it turns into racist rants and weird sexual “jokes.”

Our two resident “zoomers:” OPIE WAS ACTUALLY A GENIUS AND THE ONLY FUNNY ONES YOU DWOOPES!
 

NigelCumia

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Opie being fired for attempting to film a fat and gay office stooge taking a shit and then spending the rest of his days fucking off in the Hamptons might as well be on the same level as Barry Sanders retiring from football compared to how things turned out for Anthony and Norton.

Anthony threw an emotional temper tantrum on social media in the middle of the night and said a bunch of stupid, untrue nonsense like a woman who has been caught living a lie but refuses to admit it. On top of that, he refuses to take accountability for it to this day. At least Opie’s HR violation was done in an attempt to be funny at Roland’s expense.

Norton continues to drop further into obscurity on SXM as all of his former peers continue to evolve themselves and find new opportunities. Norton tried to pivot into Chip but it was mercifully murdered by Dave Smith and his strong jawed wife. Finally, with no where else to turn, he comes out of the closet with his “wife” (a man) in an attempt to climb the pro LGBTQIA+ ladder in Hollywood, only to find out no one cares. On top of that, his wife (a man) continues to publicly bully him. Literally the only thing Norton has over Opie is a paycheck which are probably getting smaller and smaller with every new contract.

In the end. Opie got fired for being a shock jock. That has to count for something.
Norton has to be the only comic who could possibly come out as married to a trans in 2024, an election year, and no one outside of his bubble would notice or care.
 
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JebJoh

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Womanly is firing one of your most dedicated guys who was there from day one at XM because he was overheard saying Opie's YouTube channel was embarrassing trash. Fuck that shit. Opie has a gaping vagina.
Funny thing. Nobody notices when you stopped working and nobody cared that you were gone. Seems you are delusional about your value to the show and reasons they got rid of you. Does it make you feel better to believe you were fired for some reason other than not making a difference?
 

BenDovid

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Funny thing. Nobody notices when you stopped working and nobody cared that you were gone. Seems you are delusional about your value to the show and reasons they got rid of you. Does it make you feel better to believe you were fired for some reason other than not making a difference?

You can't notice a difference in the show quality 2007 vs 2012? Really?
 

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I remember plenty of times he'd fire out some line and look around for approval, and boy oh boy, you'd better be nodding and smiling.
I listened to Patrice O'Neal appearances recently. And it seemed like even Patrice indulged him that way. I don't know if it was friendship or pity. There was one instance where Patrice made a point and Opie just couldn't understand it. After minutes of Opie just not understanding it, Patrice gave up and said that they'd spend a month on the phone over this. Which sounded like him and Opie actually had longer private phone conversations. Did Patrice ever talk openly to you about Opie? It seems like he might have liked that jerk-off, which would be very odd.
 
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