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I have a full head of hair and fertile sperm. Checkmate
I don't live with my parents nor do I need them to hand me work. You sure talk mad shit for a kid with no real world experience.
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I have a full head of hair and fertile sperm. Checkmate
You’re allowed to do that when the person you’re arguing with has creaky knees and a bad back. Old manI don't live with my parents nor do I need them to hand me work. You sure talk mad shit for a kid with no real world experience.
Do you think I could check in about 2 pm? I know it’s 4pm usually but thought I’d ax.I don't live with my parents nor do I need them to hand me work. You sure talk mad shit for a kid with no real world experience.
What was the official HR Reason for Derek's firing ?Derek was a hard worker. Busted his ass every day since day one on XM. All it took for him to get fired, was saying Opie's YouTube videos were cringy. That's it. I was livid over this. Derek, a guy who works his balls off for the show and channel is canned, and fat fucking waste of space Erik keeps on keeping on.
So I said fuck this, and consciously decided to shit up the show. I'll hand in mediocre content, and let Sam take the helm in studio. I'm sure it'll go great.
This was an all time backfire if that was the case. We're all being punished to this day and Sam got exactly what he wanted despite having no real on air talentWhat was the official HR Reason for Derek's firing ?
Also if your goal was to show Sam sucks, it just resulted in a series of promotions ending with him hosting the show. The fact he is the show host now for 8 years is still unbelievable
I've mentioned this a thousand times on here but my. 20 min commute used to line up exactly with Sam's pre show and I'm still pissed off about that to this day. Paying for Sirius to hear the bbbbbbboys live and they lazily hand over the reins to Sam roberts for part of their fucking show!This was an all time backfire if that was the case. We're all being punished to this day and Sam got exactly what he wanted despite having no real on air talent
Sam is no worse than any of the other interns on air. They were all equally annoying in their own ways. Sam did seem smarter than the rest so in the end he won.This was an all time backfire if that was the case. We're all being punished to this day and Sam got exactly what he wanted despite having no real on air talent
He's not an intern anymore he's graduated to fucking host, that's the problemSam is no worse than any of the other interns on air. They were all equally annoying in their own ways. Sam did seem smarter than the rest so in the end he won.
Imagine how bad a Danny and Jim show would be.He's not an intern anymore he's graduated to fucking host, that's the problem
*Shiver*Imagine how bad a Danny and Jim show would be.
at least it'd have conflict because of their politics which can be entertaining. something O&A&J are terrified of nowImagine how bad a Danny and Jim show would be.
“Heh. I’ll show them how bad Sam really sucks. He’ll flood the air with wrestling and reality TV shows…when the fans complain and Opie realizes his uselessness, he’ll be fired, and i’ll take over the show!”This was an all time backfire if that was the case. We're all being punished to this day and Sam got exactly what he wanted despite having no real on air talent
Sam gave the boss exactly what he wanted“Heh. I’ll show them how bad Sam really sucks. He’ll flood the air with wrestling and reality TV shows…when the fans complain and Opie realizes his uselessness, he’ll be fired, and i’ll take over the show!”
Then Opie goes “Wow this Sam kid is singlehandedly producing the show while Danny isn’t doing shit, Sams a real go getter!” and he gets his own radio show.
Danny is mad that his bet didn’t pay off. He hooked himself to Ant and Sam hooked himself to Opie.
When Danny acted like a cunt kicking his feet up at the bosses he expected Ant to defend him and stop his firing. He didn’t and caved like a pussy. Meanwhile the OPSTER gave Sam his radio gig.
Funny thing. Nobody notices when you stopped working and nobody cared that you were gone. Seems you are delusional about your value to the show and reasons they got rid of you. Does it make you feel better to believe you were fired for some reason other than not making a difference?
But im a good worker - every useless state worker in AmericaSam gave the boss exactly what he wanted
Danny thought this would be a poor strategy
“Heh. I’ll show them how bad Sam really sucks. He’ll flood the air with wrestling and reality TV shows…when the fans complain and Opie realizes his uselessness, he’ll be fired, and i’ll take over the show!”
Then Opie goes “Wow this Sam kid is singlehandedly producing the show while Danny isn’t doing shit, Sams a real go getter!” and he gets his own radio show.
Danny is mad that his bet didn’t pay off. He hooked himself to Ant and Sam hooked himself to Opie.
When Danny acted like a cunt kicking his feet up at the bosses he expected Ant to defend him and stop his firing. He didn’t and caved like a pussy. Meanwhile the OPSTER gave Sam his radio gig.
That’s a tough one, man.at least it'd have conflict because of their politics which can be entertaining. something O&A&J are terrified of now
Who was that? Steve C?Womanly is firing one of your most dedicated guys who was there from day one at XM because he was overheard saying Opie's YouTube channel was embarrassing trash. Fuck that shit. Opie has a gaping vagina.
Sam gave the boss exactly what he wanted
Danny thought this would be a poor strategy
Apparently sirius was you never, Sam 5 year contract. Go figure.The show came before Opie or Anthony. I was show first. Sam was Opie first.
Apparently sirius was you never, Sam 5 year contract. Go figure.
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