Or is it Compound North™ now? Anyway I have never seen Carol look so happy. Imagine the relief of being free from that dolt for a few months.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Compound East™ is not missing Joe
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Dried-up old hag.
Her skin has the consistency of roasted turkey.
They're so grateful to have a moments peace.
And Layla still can't get her Facebook profile back.
I would love nothing more than to walk down the street and see Joe during my tour. Just in the middle of a crowd. I would stop right in front of him, stare at him with his awkward gate and his mouth hanging open (most likely awaiting cock, as is his natural state). I'd throw all of my loose change at him, and tell him "Go right into 'Layla', you cunt."
I don't fucking care if it would give my band douche chills, that would make my whole fucking year.
And Layla still can't get her Facebook profile back.
I would love nothing more than to walk down the street and see Joe during my tour. Just in the middle of a crowd. I would stop right in front of him, stare at him with his awkward gate and his mouth hanging open (most likely awaiting cock, as is his natural state). I'd throw all of my loose change at him, and tell him "Go right into 'Layla', you cunt."
I don't fucking care if it would give my band douche chills, that would make my whole fucking year.
At least Layla had th decency to cover-up her pockmarked face.
This kind of kills my theory that Carol is mean to Layler for no reason. Kid's actually happy here. The reason she looks like she's having her fucking soul crushed in every picture with Joe is simply because Joe is soul crushing to be around lol. Not only Joe, apparently Layler would rather spend time with Carol than her own mother.
He skin is what you see when you slice Pat’s beef wellington.
Having Joe as a father has to be fucking exhausting. Always pulling his phone out for group selfish to post on Facebook and boring everyone with his Boomerisms.
it would be great seeing "slow" joe cumia write a nineteen paragraph diatribe on layla's facebook about getting harassed by donal logue during his european tour
So so so so so you're telling me I'm GROUNDED FOR LIFE!?!
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It'd be hilarious if her skin completely cleared up while Joe was away and then she started getting pizza face again when he came back. Turns out to be stress-related acne caused by his mere presence.
I think that might be Carol's granddaughter or just one of Layla's friends. She's in a lot of their pictures.
Nice Eugene Tooms lookin hands on Layla. Fawkin mutant
They're no doubt totally thrilled right now, and you know they're secretly praying for Joe's ship to hit an iceberg and sink within seconds.
They are going to get a taste of "normalcy" and how nice it is without him. Going keep telling Joe to take more trips just to get rid of him for weeks at a time.
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Layla is a lesbian
Cruel, yet truthful.
The thought of Joe getting mugged in Gdańsk by some hoodlums makes me giggle.