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Gay Ass Confessions Thread

Ronnie G

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Expose yourself to this pest pit, Cellar style! Keep it brief. No mysterious cool guy confessions either, like you gather discarded clothes, treat the fibers, and make climbing ropes to sell on your Etsy page.

I like watching The Office. Yeah, the British one is better, but the American version is enjoyable. I've primarily worked in traditional white collar settings, so I happily seal clap when Kevin does the thing.

I mean, it's just a TV show. What do you do with your free time, huh?! Oh, you're one of those "Everything is gay" kind of guys then. Bro, I'm 6'1 and have a brown belt in BJJ. I don't need to prove anything to a bunch of Internet strangers. Whatever...
 
Cartoon Redux

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ミスタースパーコル said:
I don't like female asses. Normalfags tell me that makes me gay.
There's your gay ass confession.
No I don't like men's asses either.
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You're normal. Being sexually attracted to asses is not normal. Shit comes out of them. Gross.

I think Serch is a major kike fag but I actually like "Back to the Grill Again." Mostly the Nas and Tone verses.
 
Ladynyahh

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Cartoon Redux said:
You're normal. Being sexually attracted to asses is not normal. Shit comes out of them. Gross.

I think Serch is a major kike fag but I actually like "Back to the Grill Again." Mostly the Nas and Tone verses.
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You can like asses without thinking of the disgusting filth that comes out of them. It's possible. I know because
 
Mustard

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ミスタースパーコル said:
I don't like female asses. Normalfags tell me that makes me gay.
There's your gay ass confession.
No I don't like men's asses either.
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not even this?
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Jen_Tomlinson

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ミスタースパーコル said:
I don't like female asses. Normalfags tell me that makes me gay.
There's your gay ass confession.
No I don't like men's asses either.
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Cartoon Redux said:
You're normal. Being sexually attracted to asses is not normal. Shit comes out of them. Gross.

I think Serch is a major kike fag but I actually like "Back to the Grill Again." Mostly the Nas and Tone verses.
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What ?
 
Single Action Army

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Cartoon Redux said:
You're normal. Being sexually attracted to asses is not normal. Shit comes out of them. Gross.

I think Serch is a major kike fag but I actually like "Back to the Grill Again." Mostly the Nas and Tone verses.
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Asses and anuses are different things, faggot.
A plump, toned ass means not only good hormonal balance to support muscle development but a decent layer of fat to subsist off of so she doesn't die in child birth. All you faggots going "it's not Aryan to like ass" are just coping that your Germanic fridge-frame ogress can't do squats.

Anal is disgusting though. Doodies come from there.
 
Chive Turkey

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Single Action Army said:
Asses and anuses are different things, faggot.
A plump, toned ass means not only good hormonal balance to support muscle development but a decent layer of fat to subsist off of so she doesn't die in child birth. All you faggots going "it's not Aryan to like ass" are just coping that your Germanic fridge-frame ogress can't do squats.

Anal is disgusting though. Doodies come from there.
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