Gay Ass Confessions Thread

[TorpidSloth]

Saying you like women with zero ass is basically saying you have a small dick.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

You're normal. Being sexually attracted to asses is not normal. Shit comes out of them. Gross.

I think Serch is a major kike fag but I actually like "Back to the Grill Again." Mostly the Nas and Tone verses.

In the sage words of Mel Gibson "*Points to Ass* This is only for Shitting!"

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

No one wants a chick with a completely flat ass

I'm a boob guy personally but no tits and a flat ass is a big reason I don't like chinamen broads. That and most of them look like bugs

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

How about this one. I probably want to rim this one more, i think

Like bam with an actual ass *and better hair*

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

How about this one. I probably want to rim this one more, i think

If you zoom in it says only fans @RobertMewler





I was only joking..

 

[DMAN]

Jim’s Maroon Pants is constantly disappointing the brothermen with his un-hetero comments in threads like these.

“Girls have yucky butts!!!”

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

im obsessed with lana del rey.
Ill never tell a single soul in real life.
She is a siren.
… idyllically representing the spirit of American the american female form, femininity, a throwback.
She is the pin-up singer who is most definitely still a woman in an age when people struggle to define what a woman is.

Come to think of it i dont listen to guy rock bands any more. Used to love the fawkin soundgarden, minor threat, tool, etc,
now it’s more veruca salt, blondie, ace of base, no doubt
…
when you think of it it’s kind of gay to have a man singing in your ears all day
Mark lanegan was fucking dark, man.
…Was he?

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Jim’s Maroon Pants is constantly disappointing the brothermen with his un-hetero comments in threads like these.

“Girls have yucky butts!!!”

He’s greek, they haven’t had a good opinion in 2000 years.
Go smoke some dunhills and eat olives, stupid.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I

im obsessed with lana del rey.
Ill never tell a single soul in real life.
She is a siren.
… idyllically representing the spirit of American the american female form, femininity, a throwback.
She is the pin-up singer who is most definitely still a woman in an age when people struggle to define what a woman is.

View attachment 225951

Come to think of it i dont listen to guy rock bands any more. Used to love the fawkin soundgarden, minor threat, tool, etc,
now it’s more veruca salt, blondie, ace of base, no doubt
…
when you think of it it’s kind of gay to have a man singing in your ears all day
Mark lanegan was fucking dark, man.
…Was he?

I bidded on an auction to meet her in LA and told my wife it was for my daughter. I didn't win, so now she's married to a gator hunter.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I want to lick her bum.

Nigga I'll eat her shit

 

[Turry Fawks]

How about this one. I probably want to rim this one more, i think

She's pooping but her big gorilla ass is hiding the log

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

How about this one. I probably want to rim this one more, i think

See that's just unappealing. smells like braps and beans farts. built for niggers. I'm so sorry @DanMullen

This is the ideal ass:

 

[Mustard]

See that's just unappealing. smells like braps and beans farts. built for niggers. I'm so sorry @DanMullen

This is the ideal ass:

View attachment 225993

I hate her ass. She's got Hank Hill's ass.

I'm a boob guy personally

What are you, five?

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Informal survey - are all of you "ew poop comes from butts" guys Catholic?

 

[StlakerFatti]

i was retaining from the time i left bed today until i browsed this thread. thanks for nothing.

 

[lowend73]

im obsessed with lana del rey.
Ill never tell a single soul in real life.
She is a siren.
… idyllically representing the spirit of American the american female form, femininity, a throwback.
She is the pin-up singer who is most definitely still a woman in an age when people struggle to define what a woman is.

View attachment 225951

Come to think of it i dont listen to guy rock bands any more. Used to love the fawkin soundgarden, minor threat, tool, etc,
now it’s more veruca salt, blondie, ace of base, no doubt
…
when you think of it it’s kind of gay to have a man singing in your ears all day
Mark lanegan was fucking dark, man.
…Was he?

I liked when Lanegan was with QOTSA, but he is a pompous ass. Any old interview with him is painful

Plus, Liam Gallagher made him his bitch

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I unironically listen to Ben Shapiro and Patrick Bet David.

Honest question: why? What experience do they have? What gives their opinions any more valid than those of any guy at the bar? What have they done in life that makes them worth listening to--particularly the failed screenwriter?

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

not even this?

I would eat that in a second
Licking a girl's clean, pink asshole is better than penetrating her vagina, CMV.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

She just pooped

That's what wipes and flavored lube are for

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

im obsessed with lana del rey.
Ill never tell a single soul in real life.
She is a siren.
… idyllically representing the spirit of American the american female form, femininity, a throwback.
She is the pin-up singer who is most definitely still a woman in an age when people struggle to define what a woman is.

View attachment 225951

Come to think of it i dont listen to guy rock bands any more. Used to love the fawkin soundgarden, minor threat, tool, etc,
now it’s more veruca salt, blondie, ace of base, no doubt
…
when you think of it it’s kind of gay to have a man singing in your ears all day
Mark lanegan was fucking dark, man.
…Was he?

I guess I can see the appeal, but IMO Bonnie McFarlane is prettier than Lana Del Ray.