Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I doubt any of the reviews are fake. If I book a room or an Uber or anything I always leave a stellar review if they didn’t piss me off too bad. I think most normies are about the same

The lowest review he got was from a Schwoogie from San Antonio. Evidently it’s drafty and cold in there, even with thermostat set to 74. I’ll give Pat a pass, after having lived in a chocolate hellhole (New Orleans) I can testify that blacks love shit to be hot. You never hear AC units running in the hood in the summer in Louisiana. You also hear everyone’s music.

 

[victor_sanchez]

Okay let’s see what this guys got.
It’s gonna be fawkin good



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Takes one to know one!

 

[firstimelongtime]

"Super responsive" is what torswats said about Pat.

So those are probably also real reviews.

Pat is the most responsive human I have ever witnessed.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Dan Mullen rent this house

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I’ve never done the Airbnb thing because it sounds terrible even at nice properties, but do “hosts” generally offer to hang out with the guests or is Rick just a special kind of asshole?

No, not unless it’s a shared space, which this isn’t.

 

[SFWA liaison]

someone had pointed out a lull in xeets around noon and a squealing spree during "lunch break" a few months ago

turns out he was busy looking like this

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I stayed in an AirBnB once and the owner left these leaflets bribing you to leave a positive review for a Amazon gift card worth like 5 bucks. I’m sure Fatboy is doing something similar it’s why all the reviews hit certain phrases. No doubt some user group or guide tells these types to do it to encourage reviews.

Exactly as I said earlier something is up with his reviews, far too many guests used the words "prompt response" what are the chances that so many needed prompt attention?
The posts are definitely coerced

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I’ve never done the Airbnb thing because it sounds terrible even at nice properties, but do “hosts” generally offer to hang out with the guests or is Rick just a special kind of asshole?

Had one time many years ago where the only place we could find was an upstairs suite in a big house with the family living there. The lady was hilarious, pretty hot for about 60, and made us breakfast/brought us Advil and some home remedy hangover cure.

Maybe Rick does the same? Wakes up his guests with a Bloody Mary and a reading from one of his books.

 

[fusciasomething]

@Rodeo Clown - You sound like Joe Cumia

@Sue Lightning - "Pat is Fat" doesn't need a 3 paragraph dissertation in reply

@admin - 2/3's of it is foreskin

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Nice maths, stupid. To make 100 thousand dollars you’d need a thousand $100 nights.

Nice calling it maths like a Britfag

Do you also study Econs?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

someone had pointed out a lull in xeets around noon and a squealing spree during "lunch break" a few months ago

turns out he was busy looking like this
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That guy isn't fat enough to be Pat

 

[The Talking Dead]

I am a genuine Airbnb customer who stayed at Patrick's home. Please let my review reach the masses since Patrick deleted it -

"I was very appalled by the smell when I first entered the property. I was greeted by Patrick, who explained it away 'Oh that's just my wife's pussy, don't worry about that. Niggers like to fart in it. It's an arrangement we have'. A little weird I thought but hey. Anyway he showed me into the main area of the duplex, where there was a tiny kitchen with a fridge and some units that were enough to hold some basic items. He started grabbing my crotch at this point and saying 'I like children. You got any kids I could rape??'. I thought this was a little strange but carried on with the rest of the tour since me and my gf needed a place to stay for the night.

'I just love fucking kids and am friends with many people who do!!' - Patrick said this and it was a little disturbing, so we backed out of the apartment at this point and ran away. He chased us down the street, naked, with his cock in his hand, jacking it screaming 'I just wanna fuck kids so bad!! do you got any?!!!!!!'

We didn't return and have since reported him to Airbnb'.


Thank you for listening to our story and I hope it inspires other brave people to come forward.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

How long until Booms spins up an alt called "pats wheeled dishwasher"

 

[guest]

It looks like he raised the rate. It was 91€ before, now it is 114€.

 

[guest]

Also does the airbnb booking system pay for taxes and he gets the full 114€? Looks like that from the booking screen.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How long until Booms spins up an alt called "pats wheeled dishwasher"

Im actually shocked it isnt painted like R2D2. I bet the wi-fi password is some retarded sci-fi reference.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Also does the airbnb booking system pay for taxes and he gets the full 114€? Looks like that from the booking screen.

Nice fag currency, stupid

Here's the screen I get when I try to book

 

[Sue Lightning]

It looks like he raised the rate. It was 91€ before, now it is 114€.

Nice fag currency, stupid

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Here's the screen I get when I try to book

As has been stated many times child…the price raises based on when you book. 99$ now, around 150$ near June - July

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I do that all the time, it’s an adventure. I once slept in the kids bedroom of a Russian-Brazilian family for $70.

The mom must have been smoking hot

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Oh god nigger come on in what way are they fake. This is all based on the bias we have that Patrick is an unlikable unmotivated retard and thus couldn’t be realistically doing this. Obviously if he has 100 reviews he’s had more people there than 100. And as everyone else and I have said theres no way you could fake a review without someone actually paying for the reservation and staying there. You can look at these reviews and see Patricks reviews on them as attendees and their other stays. Piggys razor…

Who the fuck is going to Milwaukee during the weekdays?