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[Sue Lightning]

Who the fuck is going to Milwaukee?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Yes obviously my math was…whats the word. Hypothetical I guess. Obviously 100 people couldn’t stay there for 5 nights each. But they could stay there for 2-3 nights and the math works out.

100 attendees for 3 nights = 300 days.

He’s been hosting this since November 2022 which actually means he’s had more than 365 days to fill out.

So going back to my original figures:

$163 per night for 3 nights = $489

$489 + service fee of $50 = $550

Now multiply that by 100 guests over a year and we get $55,000. Pre tax.

So ok, LESS than the (generous) $100k figure I threw out. Thats still righteous bucks for the fat man.

Looks like we have a new Fetterster.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Looks like we have a new Fetterster.

I’m not being facetious here…please someone correct me. Because I want to understand what the actual math is because I still don’t know where i’m fucking up here

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Just here to say lol

40 ribs, this is why Lit Crit ribs don't count

 

[Rudderman]

Nice fag currency, stupid

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Here's the screen I get when I try to book

Pig is the Beast of Revelation.

 

[Sue Lightning]

@admin I humbly request that you give me a math lesson like you give those elementary school kids you teach.

 

[PorqueDealer]

From one of his responses about having to clean a more than usual.
"It usually takes 1.5 hours to clean"
Keep in mind this is 1.5h of fatrick labor.

There's cum and cat fur everywhere.

 

[Africa.com]

Looks like we have a new Fetterster.

Just photoshop a little eye shadow and mascara on to a Fetterman pic.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Just photoshop a little eye shadow and mascara on to a letterman pic.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Strange that he'd rent it for RNC attendees. I thought he wanted fascists destroyed and penniless. Is he going to punch those Nazis? He can't sit at a table with them because anyone who sits with a Nazi is a Nazi according to him.

That's why he tried to gouge them charging 3.5 times what he normally would

 

[Uncle Floyd]

How the fuck did they fly under the radar for so long?

Because none of us would ever consider vacationing in Milwaukee.

 

[N64 Cube]

That's why he tried to gouge them charging 3.5 times what he normally would

Really sticking it to ‘em I guess

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I’m not being facetious here…please someone correct me. Because I want to understand what the actual math is because I still don’t know where i’m fucking up here

1. You’re assuming too many occupied nights, use 180 or so.
2. The Airbnb fee goes to Airbnb, not Rick, so don’t count that.
3. Airbnb also takes 3% of the room rate.

I know the rate changes during the year and week/weekend so I’m not going to try and figure out the average rate but you can do that if you want to check a bunch of days.

Let’s say it’s $140

$140 x 180 x 97% = $24,444

And that’s just income. He’d have to pay taxes on that plus whatever expenses they have like insurance, extra utilities, coffee, supplies, etc. assuming he’s cleaning himself.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Vincent sat on the pallet chairs. Stupid Dutch man.

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@ShutYourCakeHorn @Say “Cookie” @gassers @Patreeky

 

[Sue Lightning]

1. You’re assuming too many occupied nights, use 180 or so.
2. The Airbnb fee goes to Airbnb, not Rick, so don’t count that.
3. Airbnb also takes 3% of the room rate.

I know the rate changes during the year and week/weekend so I’m not going to try and figure out the average rate but you can do that if you want to check a bunch of days.

Let’s say it’s $140

$140 x 180 x 97% = $24,444

And that’s just income. He’d have to pay taxes on that plus whatever expenses they have like insurance, extra utilities, coffee, supplies, etc. assuming he’s cleaning himself.

Ok i stand correcTed

 

[Dog Eater]

And ok, i’ll submit, my math is wrong. Then one of you explain to me what you think he’s making using the correct math and i’m not even being facetious

“It’ll be fine, by my calculations my viral load is super low.”

 

[PickleRickle]

@Rodeo Clown - You sound like Joe Cumia

@Sue Lightning - "Pat is Fat" doesn't need a 3 paragraph dissertation in reply

@admin - 2/3's of it is foreskin

THANK YOU

 

[Harry Powell]

The mom must have been smoking hot

she was and in the morning she had made me a breakfast. Cool ass couple, was a good stay.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I knew I had seen that teenagers mustang car picture somewhere


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Get tested for autism

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Also, Pat can't talk about American football because he doesn't watch it and doesn't understand how it works.

They might mean that indie band called American Football