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He's full of surprises. They're all retarded surprises but surprises none the less.
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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?
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Falling ribs!
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So wait...
He's never not once had one of his so called swatting incidents while someone else was Airbnbing his home? Not once? Its always been him or his wife there ready to answer the door and make a scene and sue the cops? EVERY TIME? What are the odds with the amount of bookings he's had that not a single time somebody got a welfare check or whatever is actually happening? No reviews mention it. Pat has never oinked about swatting ruining his business. Not even to the news or in court. You know he couldn't resist if it had happened.
But then he might actually get somebody killed or hurt his sole income stream if reviews started posting about cops swarming the place with shields and guns.
I've never been more sure he is behind the swattings. How did the swatter know to only call when tough guy Patrick is there? How did he feel comfortable renting the place if swattings happen randomly all the time, unless he knew they were not coming?
Edit: I see this is already well under discussion. I didnt read the whole thread first. Still, mind blowingly obvious he's doing it now.
He's never not once had one of his so called swatting incidents while someone else was Airbnbing his home? Not once? Its always been him or his wife there ready to answer the door and make a scene and sue the cops? EVERY TIME? What are the odds with the amount of bookings he's had that not a single time somebody got a welfare check or whatever is actually happening? No reviews mention it. Pat has never oinked about swatting ruining his business. Not even to the news or in court. You know he couldn't resist if it had happened.
But then he might actually get somebody killed or hurt his sole income stream if reviews started posting about cops swarming the place with shields and guns.
I've never been more sure he is behind the swattings. How did the swatter know to only call when tough guy Patrick is there? How did he feel comfortable renting the place if swattings happen randomly all the time, unless he knew they were not coming?
Edit: I see this is already well under discussion. I didnt read the whole thread first. Still, mind blowingly obvious he's doing it now.
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Well, his hooves were tied, as he likely didn't want folks here and at the 'farms know. Which, really - whatever. Do what you want with your property. I guess it puts a chink in the armor of the author/comedian/pundit LARP?
But to have the SWATs perfectly line up inverse to bookings? Yeah, fucking weird.
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They are definitely not a Patband.
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We don't know for sure it never happened, it's just not mentioned in any of the reviews.
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Every single call is to 2613, except the first one when he flipped the fuck out about them going to the wrong address ("it's a duplex!"). Now we know the real reason why he was so upset.
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He didn’t post the Airbnb until November 2022. The 2611 call was in July 2022.
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This is how you've chosen to end your life. Doing this.
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Imagine needing to Airbnb half of the house you currently live in, with a cavalcade of random idiots and losers dirtying up your house and leaving shit flecks in your toilet that you have to scrub out on your hands and knees. And you need to do this immediately and to a high level, lest the new day's loser be unsatisfied with the cleanliness of your hovel as they cake new shit in your toilet and funk up your bed and furniture. All because you won't just get a fucking job so you can pay your mortgage like an adult.
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2 new reviews !
I only see one from today though
"stayed with kids" I hope Pat didn't have any friends over
I only see one from today though
"stayed with kids" I hope Pat didn't have any friends over
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If it wasn’t a filthy dump then I’d spend a weekend there for da goof but I’m not interested in living in absolute squalor for a few laughs. I can’t imagine how gross that side of the hovel is.
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This Fatso is making righteous bucks.
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Again with “responsive.” I mean…really?
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I checked two other random houses in East Side MKE and about 10% of reviews contain the word "responsive", for Pat it's 20%. High but not unimaginably so, and he really does respond instantly to messages because he's on his phone all day.
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A couple of things.
1. Before you book, a Host will only be shown your first name and identity verification status. Your full name and profile photo will be shared with the Host after your booking is confirmed.
2. Even though Nikki is an SEO expert, there is no easy way to fake AirBnB reviews. And if there is one thing we know about Pat, it's that he is super lazy. I think the reviews seem fake/similar because unless your stay is a nightmare, most people just copy a previous review for the place. I also wouldn't put it past Pat to corner people as they are leaving and asking them to put a review up with his suggested language.
3. Even though Milwaukee seems like a negro infested shit hole to the average ona poster, it's the "big city" to Midwestern rubes. Plus he allows pets and has no clean up fee.
1. Before you book, a Host will only be shown your first name and identity verification status. Your full name and profile photo will be shared with the Host after your booking is confirmed.
2. Even though Nikki is an SEO expert, there is no easy way to fake AirBnB reviews. And if there is one thing we know about Pat, it's that he is super lazy. I think the reviews seem fake/similar because unless your stay is a nightmare, most people just copy a previous review for the place. I also wouldn't put it past Pat to corner people as they are leaving and asking them to put a review up with his suggested language.
3. Even though Milwaukee seems like a negro infested shit hole to the average ona poster, it's the "big city" to Midwestern rubes. Plus he allows pets and has no clean up fee.
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Perfect for a party of 6?! That lower is probably 1200 sq feet and a single bath. Some people have dogshit standards I guess
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Just starting to go through the 30 pages.
You motherfuckers. I take one day off the forum and miss all the fun. THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS
You motherfuckers. I take one day off the forum and miss all the fun. THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS
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This deserves more ribs than it got.