I’m drinking with colleagues and just turned down sex. (Yes, really)

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Overly forward women have always been a red flag for me. Most of the time I avoid them but once in a while I will entertain it and pay the price to be reminded why they are a red flag.

Yeah, it's not cool or sexy for a woman... especially those who're overly forward/flirty/sexual, it just isn't cool. I like a gal with a sense of humour, but that overly forward shit is just off-putting,

 

[Niggerotchi]

Yeah, it's not cool or sexy for a woman... especially those who're overly forward/flirty/sexual, it just isn't cool. I like a gal with a sense of humour, but that overly forward shit is just off-putting,

It's a double edged sword, I've had a girl at my first job tell me she wants my sausage in her mouth during coffee break, I told her to hit up the deli. I eventually buckled and fucked her, but still.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Yeah, it's not cool or sexy for a woman... especially those who're overly forward/flirty/sexual, it just isn't cool. I like a gal with a sense of humour, but that overly forward shit is just off-putting,

It always feels like a trap.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

It's a double edged sword, I've had a girl at my first job tell me she wants my sausage in her mouth during coffee break, I told her to hit up the deli. I eventually buckled and fucked her, but still.

That’s a good line. Line of the day maybe

 

[johnnynoname]

.....the fun is jerking off to wives of rich niggas


this is why my life is already over

When I type shit like this all I can think about is how disappointed Captain America would be if he read that shit

 

[safka15]

No you didn't, child.

 

[lil chud]

And you came here to tell us? Man you are one sad sack of shit

Nothing wrong with sharing stories with your best friends.

 

[I_amnot_anyone]

What a pathetic loser lol

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You forgot to mention she was ugly

All the women NoBacon has admitted to being attracted to are ugly.

I’ve had sex at least 5 or 6 times.

What about with women?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

@NoBacon saved my life on a female piloted airplane, be respectful alright.

by the fact you've been away, shows it's a female-piloted internet service at your house

 

[Sue Lightning]

I got talking to some pink haired teacher who asked if it was “safe” to talk to me

Yeah stop right there. This shit didn’t happen. Fat lying faggot. You’re no better than Pat.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I realise everybody will think this is fan fiction and bullshit, but it’s not. It literally just happened.

Oh thanks for preemptively clarifying before anyone even doubted you, I DEFINITELY believe this story happened now

 

[Sue Lightning]

She was nuts and I disdain that lifestyle, I’m not a hypocrite.

-Dude who aborted his child

 

[chocolatehellhole]

by the fact you've been away, shows it's a female-piloted internet service at your house

I'm at skankfest doggie

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Nothing wrong with sharing stories with your best friends.

I agree, & I've got a few to share (just can't remember if I drunkenly already shared them)... but I'm dubious if this is real, statistically it's more likely that NoBacon is using this fakery to try to get with a man on this forum (which is fine)... but it's silliness & he should just admit to being the afront-to-God that he is.

He should just continue being the child-chasing/aborting, dick-sucking, fedora-wearing, liberal redditard that he always was & has been ('has been' is probably a good term for him).

I'm sorry if I'm still in a mean mood. I like Nobacon. But I'll still call-it as I see it. I'm not 22 anymore, so I don't fall for this bullshit.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'm at skankfest doggie

I was gonna be there but had some... things.... FAWWWWK!

I'm gutted, would've loved to see you there

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I'm at skankfest doggie

I'm not saying I was hoping the female pilot got you, but posting that on here and then yourmomsboxxing out never to be seen again would have been a solid bit

 

[NoBacon]

It did happen, though she was ready to fuck anybody with a pulse.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Oh thanks for preemptively clarifying before anyone even doubted you, I DEFINITELY believe this story happened now

obviously sometimes you're retarded... but sometimes you're on-point. we can guess which this comment was

vurry gud

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

It did happen, though she was ready to fuck anybody with a pulse.

so now you've reduced urself to a battery-powered dildo... story becoming slightly more believable, where do you go next?