Name some douchy irritating movies

[Kinderman]

All of those cockney heist movies with people like Jason Statham.

You know the ones I mean.

Guy Ritchie seething right now

 

[NoBacon]

Guy Ritchie seething right now

Yea that guy

 

[Mustard]

Christopher Nolan's entire filmography. Paul Thomas Anderson's entire filmography. Wes Anderson's entire filmography. The entire filmography of Todd Solondz. Anything by A24. And these movies:

Also anything by Tamara Jenkins (all of her movies involve characters who speak like redditors)

 

[Lunkhead]

Spielberg's got some stinkers.

Hook was terrible.

My kid loves dumb dinosaurs so we watched Jurassic Park. It has some OK parts, but a lot of cringey snappy dialogue. Spielberg likes putting unnecessary poop scenes in his movies and scenes where kids are being threatened. This scene in particular was extremely douchey.


The kid delivers the awful lines poorly and the idea of a grown man menacing him while going "You think dinos are a joke? Think again!" was really stupid.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Napoleon Dynamite

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

The Matrix
Kill Bill
The Notebook
Castaway

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Midsommer

What a boring piece of shit

 

[johnnynoname]

Cobra has always been shit.

my participation in this thread, makes me feel like I had sex with Chloe Sevingy in the movie "KIDS" because I am AIDS

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

my participation in this thread, makes me feel like I had sex with KIDS

Woah slow down Jonny.

 

[Cuphead]

Hey guys, isn't it funny?! They are 40 year old men, but they are acting like children! Isn't that so funny?!?!

 

[Nigger John]

Forest Gump

/ thread

 

[Nigger John]

Chasing Amy

Honesty that’s the only one of his movies I could ever watch again

 

[satanssockpuppet]

That Joker movie really annoyed me, especially the gay ending.

 

[Turry Fawks]

That Joker movie really annoyed me, especially the gay ending.

You didn't identify with the BASED retard incel clown????

 

[satanssockpuppet]

You didn't identify with the BASED retard incel clown????

Movies with unlikeable protagonists are fine, but Christ that fucking Joker was annoying, and whiny, too. And the ending was gay, predictable, and unoriginal.

I recently saw The Bikeriders, which was like Sons Of Anarchy if it had been written by adults. Nonetheless, the characters were all kind of douchey and annoying, and impossible to relate to or even really like.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[HeyItsVos]

In fact, anything by Kevin Smith. Even Clerks has aged horribly. The worst part is those fancy esoteric words that are supposed to introduce different scenes, like "Serendipity".

I honestly think Mallrats has aged the best because it was always the dumb one. Just kids hanging out at a mall.

Blades of Glory (honestly pick almost any Will Ferrell movie)

I like The Other Guys. Any of his solo comedy films aren’t for me.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Zero Dark Thirty
Argo
American Sniper

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

John Wick.

I'm tired of Keanu's nonverbal autist badass shtick.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

John Wick.

I'm tired of Keanu's nonverbal autist badass shtick.

John Dick's fanbase turned me off the franchise.