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Because then he'd be the local nigger.Why didn't Cummy move to Maine? It's the whitest state in the country, has the least amount of violent crimes, and has lots of gun owners.
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Because then he'd be the local nigger.Why didn't Cummy move to Maine? It's the whitest state in the country, has the least amount of violent crimes, and has lots of gun owners.
Plus they have harsher winters that Ant doesnt want to deal with.Because then he'd be the local nigger.
Lmfao I hope he gets molested by an obese black womanImagine his final days; shitting himself while some big black nurse changes his diapers; while he mumbles about Columbo reruns
Why didn't Cummy move to Maine? It's the whitest state in the country, has the least amount of violent crimes, and has lots of gun owners.
He should have moved to Nevada or Utah but he’s Anth and moves towards more darks per capita than nyc
Solution= Going into his basement, loading this gun, pulling the trigger.So there's literally no solution for Ant's paradox.
Well, he sure as hell ain’t paying them in SC.
The cat doesn't look pleased.Has he lost his damn mind?
When I owed The Tax Man $5000 they were buttfucking me on a weekly basis.
Literally took me FIVE YEARS to get them off my ass.
The thing that sucks about back taxes, is that once The Tax Man figures out that you don't pay your taxes, they start to chase you year after year after year after year.
When I finally negotiated a payment plan, I showed up in person. The woman who was The Tax (Wo)Man, she had my file folder in a pile on her desk.
IE, she was literally flogging the same 10 accounts, year after year after year, until I got my shit so squeaky clean that I could make her forget about me. It sucked. Literally every 3-6 months they would come up with some new reason to sue me.
AN ANECDOTE:
This is going to sound like a Humble Brag, but it really isn't. When I had piles of tax problems was between the age of 26 and 29. When I would go to the tax office, the Tax Woman would frequently ask me out. She'd just be like "hey it's getting late, why don't we talk about it over dinner." Although she looked like this, I would have 100% taken the bait if I'd actually believed that she'd trade sex for GETTING OFF MY ASS. But I always assumed that if I started doing her "favors" she would've used it as an excuse to attach to me like a barnacle.
Anthony would be living in Spring Valley or Chula Vista if he lived in San Diego. Not up north at all.I live in Nevada and I've previously lived in California, Oregon, and Washington.
The irony about the United States is:
1) All of the places that are super white are overrun with self-hating white Progressives
2) All of the places that are an actual melting pot, tend to lean to the Right
So there's literally no solution for Ant's paradox.
If he moved to the whitest place on the west coast (Portland) he'd be losing his mind over cucked hipsters who pour coffee for a living.
If he moved to somewhere that's fairly balanced (some suburb in Las Vegas) he'd be losing his mind because Las Vegas is something like 25% black
There's literally no place he can go in the US that would meet his requirements.
I took my wife on a vacation in California a couple of times this year, and the first thing I noticed was HOW WHITE that state is. Especially in the nice areas, it's ALL WHITE PEOPLE with a few Indians and Asians thrown into the mix.
I literally saw ONE black dude in the entire time I was in California last, and he was parking his $300K McClaren. He would look at Cumia with complete disgust, and Cumia couldn't afford to live there anyways. (It was in Del Mar CA, a few blocks from where Bill Gates lives.)
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I wish he lived in San Ysidro and decided to have a nice lunch at McDonalds on July 18, 1984.Anthony would be living in Spring Valley or Chula Vista if he lived in San Diego. Not up north at all.
Anthony would be living in Spring Valley or Chula Vista if he lived in San Diego. Not up north at all.
He should have moved to TJ. Could have gotten some beachside property, and plenty of sex trafficking to his hearts delightYou and I both know he'd be in Kensington.
Don't do California. I retired from the military and tried to make it work, way too expensive in Southern California.Off topic on topic but where’s the best place to retire? Where does annuity & 401 go the furthest?
Probably Thailand, but everyone will know you're a tranny fucker/pedophileOff topic on topic but where’s the best place to retire? Where does annuity & 401 go the furthest?
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