Skip The Dishes has dishonored me AGAIN

[JoshFromMichigan]

I bet your neighbor had a hearty chuckle at your situation while he swept the driveway.

 

[BUBBLER]

I like all the meat, green olives, onions, mushrooms

Who the fuck puts GREEN olives on their pizza? You fucking nutt!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet your neighbor had a hearty chuckle at your situation while he swept the driveway.

I actually don't think he's even done it today. It's hot as fuck.

 

[Confused White Kid]

The funster thing to do is to ignore @Niggerotchi and continue the skip the dishes tawk

(and not blame me because I have faggots ruining shit in my name)

Boq is no longer here.

IGNORE EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEE


IT'S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Fuck you faggot sue me BOQ PRECISION RAPED KIDS

 

[Stent]

Complain to your credit card company about being scammed. Get your money back, buy a Domino's, and smear it across their windows.

 

[DMAN]

You most likely didn't select the promo code at checkout even if you clicked on the Deal entry, these sites sneak that shit in there. Like sneaking in the extra charges and altering prices to pump up the subtotal.

The DMAN first noticed DoorDash doing this in like 2013. They pump up the numbahs. Also, you will be happy to know The DMAN has ordered pizza like 3 times in the past year, and 2/3 times, they ended up giving him two pizzas and one time 2 pizzas and 2 bottles of soda. God is great.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You most likely didn't select the promo code at checkout even if you clicked on the Deal entry, these sites sneak that shit in there. Like sneaking in the extra charges and altering prices to pump up the subtotal.

The DMAN first noticed DoorDash doing this in like 2013. They pump up the numbahs. Also, you will be happy to know The DMAN has ordered pizza like 3 times in the past year, and 2/3 times, they ended up giving him two pizzas and one time 2 pizzas and 2 bottles of soda. God is great.

They pump the numbahs hard. You basically end up paying double every time for the luxury of some paki delivering your food and not having to interact with any fucking jamokes.

 

[DMAN]

They pump the numbahs hard. You basically end up paying double every time for the luxury of some paki delivering your food and not having to interact with any fucking jamokes.

Contactless delivery is beautiful for The DMAN.

Going on Year 3 of not having to look the npc in the eye, wasting The D-ESSENCE, while being handed his trash bag of garbage. "Thanks" The DMAN hasn't said "Thanks" to a wage slave in moons. Eons. No grocery-going for The DMAN. Contactless delivery. To the fawking door step. Don't spill any milk on the welcome mat, jabronie. Know your role.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Contactless delivery is beautiful for The DMAN.

Going on Year 3 of not having to look the npc in the eye, wasting The D-ESSENCE, while being handed his trash bag of garbage. "Thanks" The DMAN hasn't said "Thanks" to a wage slave in moons. Eons. No grocery-going for The DMAN. Contactless delivery. To the fawking door step. Don't spill any milk on the welcome mat, jabronie. Know your role.

Most times I wait by the window and make sure I don't open the door until they're back in their car. The times they have knocked on my door I actually get fucking mad. Like, what are you doing, asshole? Drop it and fuck off.

 

[DMAN]

Most times I wait by the window and make sure I don't open the door until they're back in their car. The times they have knocked on my door I actually get fucking mad. Like, what are you doing, asshole? Drop it and fuck off.

Not to sound like a petty little agoraphobic introvert but The DMAN has (not) been known to sneakily peak through the peep hole until they're at least walking to their car so they don't expect any DACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

And the knocking thing seems to be a faux pas that was mostly during COVID. A growing pain if you will. The DMAN can understand if they knock when there's ice cream or the aforementioned milk sitting outside. But trust that he's watching the Tracker and knows you're there and leaving. We're all just waiting for them to leave.

The blessing of contactless has not gone uncounted by The DMAN... He regularly closes that door having snatched his bag thinking "The DMAN just teleported these goods using a third party monkey. Door to door service. You gotta love the era of the US Dollar being next to worthless and the intelligence of the general population plummeting during all this innovation.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

So I tricked UberEats because I only order when they give me a promo code for 50% off, and then I combined it with another deal like a B1G1 free type deal. They figured it out because now they're sending me 50% off (not to be applied to any other promos) coupons instead of letting the restaurants opt out when they have a promo. Cunts.

That should be your user name. BIG1

 

[Kinderman]

They pump the numbahs hard. You basically end up paying double every time for the luxury of some paki delivering your food and not having to interact with any fucking jamokes.

I tip pretty nice when I get delivery, but I go pick it up a lot too. The last time I got Domino’s and picked it up, there was still an option to tip the people at the register and in the kitchen. I gotta draw a line somewhere. I looked right at that danger-haired fentanyl addict and hit NO TIP. Felt great. I tip for my coffee, I tip at restaurants, I fuckin tip people for gift wrapping shit at stores. But just for the shitheads who stand there and throw pizzas in the oven? Get the fuck outta here.

 

[Niggerotchi]

So I tricked UberEats because I only order when they give me a promo code for 50% off, and then I combined it with another deal like a B1G1 free type deal. They figured it out because now they're sending me 50% off (not to be applied to any other promos) coupons instead of letting the restaurants opt out when they have a promo. Cunts.

Fat retard

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Ever think about barricading the doors from the outside and setting the place on fire?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I'm ALL FAWKIN IN with the contactless delivery. I thought they all would have got rid of it after Covid. It makes the rocketing inflation worth it.

 

[DMAN]

I tip pretty nice when I get delivery, but I go pick it up a lot too.

Fence Straddling Norton

 

[Kinderman]

Fence Straddling Norton

I’m a maverick.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I got a fucking BOGO pizza deal from Little Caesar's, right? The cocksuckers send me one fucking pizza. Then, the cockSUCKERS denied my request for a refund. Dishonorable. I've never been so dishonored in all my days. Do I need two pizzas? No. Do I even like Little Caesar's? Fuck no. I couldn't resist the deal (I'm not a fucking jew) and the HONORABLE thing to do would've been to HONOR THE FUCKING BOGO DEAL. FUCK.

Who the fuck uses a delivery service to get little caesars? You drive up and stand in the bulletproof glass waiting room like a man and get your shitty pizza.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Who the fuck uses a delivery service to get little caesars? You drive up and stand in the bulletproof glass waiting room like a man and get your shitty pizza.

I DID IT FOR THE FUCKING DEAL AND THEY DISHONORED ME AND FUCKED MY ASS

 

[Stent]

I DID IT FOR THE FUCKING DEAL AND THEY DISHONORED ME AND FUCKED MY ASS

I don't particularly like Limp Bizkit but that was a catchy song.