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Skip The Dishes has dishonored me AGAIN

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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Most times I wait by the window and make sure I don't open the door until they're back in their car. The times they have knocked on my door I actually get fucking mad. Like, what are you doing, asshole? Drop it and fuck off.
I like opening the door as they set it down, it's funny when you spook em.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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I like opening the door as they set it down, it's funny when you spook em.
I did it by mistake once because I figured the guy already fucked off but I opened it and there he was. "Berry berry smart, sir. It rains hard today, sir. Berry smart to meet me, sir." Like I meant to have him hand it to me. Then he told me to leave him a good review, and I don't appreciate foreigners ordering me around so I didn't.
 

Gimli Son Of Gloin

ACTIONABLY THREATENING SUE LIGHTNING
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Contactless delivery is beautiful for The DMAN.

Going on Year 3 of not having to look the npc in the eye, wasting The D-ESSENCE, while being handed his trash bag of garbage. "Thanks" The DMAN hasn't said "Thanks" to a wage slave in moons. Eons. No grocery-going for The DMAN. Contactless delivery. To the fawking door step. Don't spill any milk on the welcome mat, jabronie. Know your role.
I don't let niggers touch or pick out my groceries
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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Whenever I use justeat I always hit-up the AI service bot & say it was cold, if you you keep saying 'not ok', 'never using justeat again' they'll give you a refund or at least a coupon... TBF I don't do that to local restaurants 'cus it might look bad on them, but anytime I fancy a KFC or whatever then I'm getting it for free
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Tbh I'm a cumia...if the name is Muslim I tip but otherwise never. Never use the app to tip, but I'll hand a cash tip to a Muslim driver.

That's the truth.
So you almost always tip?

I have never used a delivery app. I'm assuming city-delivery in Canada is a muslim man's game
 

Mass.gov

It's a vibe
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So you almost always tip?

I have never used a delivery app. I'm assuming city-delivery in Canada is a muslim man's game
It's mostly hindoos sikhs and the odd non-ethnic or two...maybe 20% of the time its a paki or generic muzzie, who get welcomed, tipped and salam-alaik'd. ...The aforementioned though, just get eyeballed from the peephole as I await their knock and departure, before I open the door to pick up my order.
 
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It's mostly hindoos sikhs and the odd non-ethnic or two...maybe 20% of the time its a paki or generic muzzie, who get welcomed, tipped and salam-alaik'd. ...The aforementioned though, just get eyeballed from the peephole as I await their knock and departure, before I open the door to pick up my order.
See, I was right about this guy, he's full of hatred toward non-Muslims. @NoBacon you supported this guy faggot
 

BUBBLER

Mustard stole my avatar.
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It's mostly hindoos sikhs and the odd non-ethnic or two...maybe 20% of the time its a paki or generic muzzie, who get welcomed, tipped and salam-alaik'd. ...The aforementioned though, just get eyeballed from the peephole as I await their knock and departure, before I open the door to pick up my order.
Geez boq! I’m not even that racist!
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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I got a fucking BOGO pizza deal from Little Caesar's, right? The cocksuckers send me one fucking pizza. Then, the cockSUCKERS denied my request for a refund. Dishonorable. I've never been so dishonored in all my days. Do I need two pizzas? No. Do I even like Little Caesar's? Fuck no. I couldn't resist the deal (I'm not a fucking jew) and the HONORABLE thing to do would've been to HONOR THE FUCKING BOGO DEAL. FUCK.
I’m sure someone has already said this but this is what you get for funding shitskins. Stop giving shitskins money to deliver food, get off your ass and get it yourself. If someone who looks like boq shows up at my house they should be paying ME for the inconvenience of looking at them.
 
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