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Let's not be stupid.The best acting on that show was the guys who pretended she was amazing looking.
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Let's not be stupid.The best acting on that show was the guys who pretended she was amazing looking.
Wasn’t he pretending to be a woman in online sex chat rooms? Plus he was getting divorced during and after the movie so the producers made him keep it quiet. Alison calling in because “Ralph” put condoms on Stern’s shopping list as a goof is still the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard.He had to make a movie that made him look like the world’s best husband and father of year while locking himself in the basement on weekends to avoid having to interact with his family.
Howard is a complete poser and a total fraud. When he was at WNBC, he was into Air Supply and Pablo Cruise. He pretended to be "into rock" when he made the move to KRock. Early on, Leslie West of Mountain was the only "rock star" who'd do his show, so he claimed he was a huge Mountain fan. Ditto Dee Snider, the Ramones, and Enuff Z Nuff. While he knows of the biggest Led Zeppelin and Metallica songs, he's not, and has never been, a fan of any of those bands he professes to love. He is a "big fan" of anyone willing to do his show. He used to goof on Gary all the time about Springsteen, then he did the show and Howie was gushing like a schoolgirl over him. He once told Metallica he "listened to them in high school" despite the fact that he was well into his 30s when their first record came out.I used to love when he would be telling them how he’s such a fan of them and completely get something major they’ve done wrong because he’s just reading what some staff members printed out notes. It happens when he tries to claim he’s a “huge” fan of current people like Post Malone, Billie Elish etc when his musical preferences stopped somewhere in the 70s. It would be obvious because he would be talking about what he was listening to over the weekend while painting or playing chess and try to throw in some current artist - like “oh I was painting and listening to some Neil Young, Jimi Hendrix - oh and Cardi B”
There was an entire chapter in "Miss America" devoted to his "cyber sex" exploits. He pretended to be a girl, and likewise "pretended" to be a fag, too.Wasn’t he pretending to be a woman in online sex chat rooms? Plus he was getting divorced during and after the movie so the producers made him keep it quiet. Alison calling in because “Ralph” put condoms on Stern’s shopping list as a goof is still the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard.
Oh literal Mick Mickerson.Let's not be stupid.
I forgot the Metallica / high school claim - even then he wouldn’t have been aware of them until the black album.Howard is a complete poser and a total fraud. When he was at WNBC, he was into Air Supply and Pablo Cruise. He pretended to be "into rock" when he made the move to KRock. Early on, Leslie West of Mountain was the only "rock star" who'd do his show, so he claimed he was a huge Mountain fan. Ditto Dee Snider, the Ramones, and Enuff Z Nuff. While he knows of the biggest Led Zeppelin and Metallica songs, he's not, and has never been, a fan of any of those bands he professes to love. He is a "big fan" of anyone willing to do his show. He used to goof on Gary all the time about Springsteen, then he did the show and Howie was gushing like a schoolgirl over him. He once told Metallica he "listened to them in high school" despite the fact that he was well into his 30s when their first record came out.
He was completely unaware that Metallica even existed until he heard Sandman. He likes three Metallica songs...Sandman, Unforgiven, and Nothing Else Matters. In 1996, KRock debuted the new Metallica single "Until It Sleeps", and Howie was trying so, so hard to pretend it was good and he liked it. Total cringe, and it's highly doubtful that he ever listened to that dud again even once.I forgot the Metallica / high school claim - even then he wouldn’t have been aware of them until the black album.
At this point his claims are so ridiculous and obviously lies he’s up there with Hulk Hogan who said Metallica wanted him to play bass for them after Cliff Died, Andre was 700 pounds when he slammed him, he was asked to star in “The Wrestler” and “missed the call” because he was busy picking up his kids from school for the George Foreman Grill. Stern has been claiming he’s been “in talks” for major movie roles since Private Parts but has turned them down when the only ones you can find he turned down was Dirty Work as Satan (which went to Adam Sandler) and Man of The Year (which went to Robin Williams)
that dud
He told Saget that he turned it down because he didn’t really get it. Just really an odd statement when it’s a pretty straightforward scene where quite honestly Stern would have been perfect. He still had that really edgy reputation at the time.I forgot the Metallica / high school claim - even then he wouldn’t have been aware of them until the black album.
At this point his claims are so ridiculous and obviously lies he’s up there with Hulk Hogan who said Metallica wanted him to play bass for them after Cliff Died, Andre was 700 pounds when he slammed him, he was asked to star in “The Wrestler” and “missed the call” because he was busy picking up his kids from school for the George Foreman Grill. Stern has been claiming he’s been “in talks” for major movie roles since Private Parts but has turned them down when the only ones you can find he turned down was Dirty Work as Satan (which went to Adam Sandler) and Man of The Year (which went to Robin Williams)
I meant "dud" as in "it blew, and still continues to blow to this day". Of course it was going to sell like gangbusters, that was the first new Metallica tune on five years. But it was hilarious listening to Stern pitifully pretending to be way into it, when he clearly was not.Until It Sleeps hit #1 in the US, UK among others.
The single alone went gold selling 500K units along side that other dud, Gangsta's Paradise. I Believe I Can Fly sold 600K in 1996.
You're allowed to not like the song, but to call it a dud is just factually wrong.
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