The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A fat chick once told a bar tender we had sex and I had to pull her aside and tell her it's deeply embarrassing to me and she should keep it to herself.

That might be my favourite story ever.

If she didn't cry in front of you, just know; that girl cried.

 

[Turk February]

I actually have a lot of sympathy for young guys who fall into that. I didn't know I was being racist as I was being wicked racist.

 

[Turk February]

That might be my favourite story ever.

If she didn't cry in front of you, just know; that girl cried.

She was sort of a Wyyz tbh. I don't know if she had the capacity for emotions

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

She was sort of a Wyyz tbh. I don't know if she had the capacity for emotions

Native lass?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I actually have a lot of sympathy for young guys who fall into that. I didn't know I was being racist as I was being wicked racist.

Real internet racists don't fuck fat bitches. They jack to cartoons.

I don't know if she had the capacity for emotions

She was female.

 

[Turk February]

Native lass?

Naw. Just fat and a little retarded.

 

[Turk February]

Real internet racists don't fuck fat bitches. They jack to cartoons.

She was female.

I jacked to cartoons. I can multitask.

 

[Turk February]

My entire YouTube playlist is now European indie pop. I had no idea who Sussanne sundor was. Thanks YouTube. Now white foxes is gunna be stuck in my OCD head for 2 weeks.

 

[Child..]

Rod Stewart = Female Bapho. Tiny af, (like 5'2). Name is innuendo for handling dick (rod "steward"). The eyes never lie

 

[Turk February]

Boq is finally here celebrating Thanksgiving! All of Canada is in one thread!

 

[Turk February]

It's almost 9 you fucking wieners. That means it's almost lunchtime.

 

[Turk February]

Hey @Mass.gov do the Christmas special with me DMAN and HDD. It's not going to hurt your reputation. It's going to be fun. No one is going to mess with you. It's just going to be good clean fun.

 

[Child..]

Hey @Mass.gov do the Christmas special with me DMAN and HDD. It's not going to hurt your reputation. It's going to be fun. No one is going to mess with you. It's just going to be good clean fun.

I would with DMAN tbh

 

[Turk February]

I would with DMAN tbh

DMAN is in charge of it. Me and HDD are background characters

 

[Turk February]

If you want I'll mute myself when you're on.

 

[Turk February]

When and where, i'd like to join in the fun... I LIKE FUN!!!!!!

Christmas. Probably on streamlabs or discord. We will be taking calls.

 

[Turk February]

Can't you feel my heart beat fast @Mass.gov I want this to last. I need you by my side.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is anyone gonna pop into the American Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular thread? The yanks don't seem as enthused about American Canadian Thanksgiving as we do about Canadian Thanksgiving.

 

[Turk February]

Is anyone gonna pop into the American Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular thread? The yanks don't seem as enthused about American Canadian Thanksgiving as we do about Canadian Thanksgiving.

I passed out from raw pain. But American Canadian Thanksgiving isn't traditional.

 

[Turk February]

Fever is 38.4 now. Im dying. Time for lunch.