The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[BoringFaggot]

unwatch.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You actually don't. You don't even need to be honest to be right. There's a reason there's two different words.

They're synonymous

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

unwatch.

NOBODY CARES

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And I can't go to the hospital. I've got agoraphobia. It's why the paramedics are always here.

Well you fucking have to is the bottom line.

 

[Turk February]

Well you fucking have to is the bottom line.

Why? So I can wait 18 hours for what a medic can do for me in 15 minutes.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Why? So I can wait 18 hours for what a medic can do for me in 15 minutes.

So the doctors can kill you

 

[Turk February]

So the doctors can kill you

There is truth to this joke.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

There is truth to this joke.

Joke?

 

[Turk February]

I don't know if it was in this thread but i said it before. I believe doctors killed my mother to lift the burden off of OHIP.

 

[Turk February]

Lol. I think I'm genuinely dying. 38.5 now and I faint every hour. If I do go. Don't mourn me. My life ruled.

 

[Turk February]

Guess what time it is. It's lunchtime. At 7.

 

[Turk February]

I actually called the suicide hotline cuz I'm in so much pain. Fuck.

 

[Turk February]

American Canadian Thanksgiving is already won. As always we've beaten them. I think they're called Yankees cuz they're too busy yanking on their pricks to celebrate thanksgiving.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

American Canadian Thanksgiving is already won. As always we've beaten them. I think they're called Yankees cuz they're too busy yanking on their pricks to celebrate thanksgiving.

And we forced it a week early. Because a Canadian's will is the wind's will. And the thoughts of Canadian youth are long, long thoughts.

 

[Turk February]

And we forced it a week early. Because a Canadian's will is the wind's will. And the thoughts of Canadian youth are long, long thoughts.

Tall as the trees. Last a hundred life times.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We're like Henry Wadsworth-Longpenis over here

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

WWAWD French version of the anthem?

O, Canada! Land of our forefathers,
Your brow is girt with glorious fleurons.
For your arm knows how to bear the sword,
It knows how to bear the cross.
Your history is an epic
Of the most brilliant exploits.
And your valor, tempered with faith,
Will protect our hearths and our rights!
Will protect our hearths and our rights!

I like it more than the English tbh

 

[Turk February]

We're like Henry Wadsworth-Longpenis over here

The heritage minute about him revealed he was Canadian and his penis was actually stretched by some bitch proving women have value.

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD French version of the anthem?

O, Canada! Land of our forefathers,
Your brow is girt with glorious fleurons.
For your arm knows how to bear the sword,
It knows how to bear the cross.
Your history is an epic
Of the most brilliant exploits.
And your valor, tempered with faith,
Will protect our hearths and our rights!
Will protect our hearths and our rights!

I like it more than the English tbh

I had to sing the anthem in both languages and I was just learning English. I don't know why they'd do that to a kid.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD French version of the anthem?

O, Canada! Land of our forefathers,
Your brow is girt with glorious fleurons.
For your arm knows how to bear the sword,
It knows how to bear the cross.
Your history is an epic
Of the most brilliant exploits.
And your valor, tempered with faith,
Will protect our hearths and our rights!
Will protect our hearths and our rights!

I like it more than the English tbh

That's fucking badass. My brow is girt with glorious fleurons.