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I cannot believe our motion to postpone christmas until canadian thanksgiving had concluded was denied. perhaps the jews have a point after all
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Sobeys has free delivery. I'm just gunna get 3 cases.
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The two holidays occasionally overlap.
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Luckily I think that outlet store in that gas station will be open boxing day and I can resume being a happy drunk and not a miserable sober person. But that one day is gonna be a tough one.
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In the past I figured out for some reason Wine Store was open both days but I'm not big on wine.
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Wine is fucking disgusting. I could probably scarf down a nice dry piece of dog shit if I really set my mind to it but the taste of wine makes me want to puke instantly. Red wine vinegar really does make a nice red swauce better though.
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In university I would drink 2 liters of white wine each with my native friend by the river in Brantford and I would get really racist, disgusting her friends while making her laugh. Then I'd finger fuck her even though she was a fatty.
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I remember a white friend of hers saying "I can't be around him! What if my son heard his nazi bullshit!?" Completely outraged. I was drunk so it hurt my feelings.
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I should clarify I was never a nazi even though in highschool I had skinhead friends and I do get a little racist when drunk. It's not an ideology. It's situational.
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Then don't bring your son around you humorless bitch. "I can't be around this guy. He's influencing me to call my son a nigger."
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What is it with Injuns and drinking under bridges? It's ubiquitous
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Whites do it too. There's a bridge by the beer store here where it's always like 4 guys drinking under. It can actually be a little scary.
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Oh. The first time I smoked pot I helped the Nazis fly the swastika in a public park. That doesn't make me a nazi though.
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I was also subscribed to something known as TACS for like 3 years.
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Maybe that girl was right.
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It kind of makes you more of a nazi than someone who hasn't done that lol
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For the past 3 days it's felt like I just got poked in the eye. I don't know if a piece of sawdust scratched my eyeball or what but it's fucking annoying. I hope I'm not getting a stye.
Turrrn arooouuunnd stye eyes,
Every now and then I get stye
Turrrn arooouuunnd stye eyes,
Every now and then I get stye
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I was a communist at the time cuz I was 14. In hindsight it was super fucked up. Like I wore a Soviet overcoat and had a che Guevara berret while flying a swastika flag with skinheads. It makes absolutely no sense.
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Kids are such stupid little fucking idiots and 14 is probably the worst age because that's when they think they have it all figured out and they'll be that way forever.
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Then one of the guys shot another one in the eye with a BB gun disfiguring him and they both left the gang our of shame.