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Man, I know it seems impossible, but you're eventually going to have to sack up and go to them. Is it osteomyelitis that you have?Important update a doctor was supposed to visit me on Thursday and Monday and a medic on Friday. All appointments have been cancelled by the service provider the day of. It's a thanksgiving miracle.
You have ostriches. You bitch hole fuck.Man, I know it seems impossible, but you're eventually going to have to sack up and go to them. Is it osteomyelitis that you have?
Yeah, but you have a staph infection in your bones. There is green pus inside your fucking bones hollowing them out. You need doctors.You have ostriches. You bitch hole fuck.
Yeah but you're gay and attract spiders which is how we tell who is gay in Ontario. Guys who get covered in gay spiders when sleep. When im through with you you'll wish you were dead.Yeah, but you have a staph infection in your bones. There is green pus inside your fucking bones hollowing them out. You need doctors.
They're beautiful lady spiders and they're trying to give me a hummer.Yeah but you're gay and attract spiders which is how we tell who is gay in Ontario. Guys who get covered in gay spiders when sleep. When im through with you you'll wish you were dead.
She is actually gender queer so you're half gay.They're beautiful lady spiders and they're trying to give me a hummer.
I haven't used my penis in over a year. Ass for a penis.Would you rather have an ass for a penis or a penis for an ass?
I have to stock up for 3 days and usually finish my supply in a day then have the shakes for 2. I fucking hate Christmas.I'm gonna start drinking soon. I hope I don't flip out.
I'm gonna kill the rest of my booze today too and there's no fucking way I'm going into a store today because I will likely lose my temper. I'm gonna drink my whiskey and then I'll have 7 tall boys of beer left over which is only good for getting me just buzzed enough to jones for more.I have to stock up for 3 days and usually finish my supply in a day then have the shakes for 2. I fucking hate Christmas.
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