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I'll put a 5 on that they are.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Well i only ask because he specified his mother's house. Have divorced parents so picked up on it
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Nice choice
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It could be darker. One of my parents died from cancer when I was a kid. I don't like talking about it. But there's other reasons than divorce.
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How can a sandwich with "BM" in the name not make one poop? Something is off here.
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Yes but he's mentioned his father in the present tense
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If it’s the one from subway it’s pfg. It’s like an eyetalian sub. I don’t get why it’s called bmt thou
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I hate to be serious but losing a parent changed my fucking life. As a kid I used to care about piano lessons and math Olympiads. And suddenly I just became... The way that I am.
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Setting a fucking alarm right now. Don't want to miss the beer order dead line.
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Yeah, my mom lives like 5 minutes away and she's retired so I see her a lot and I talk to my dad all the time but I don't see him quite as often. They split up when I was in like grade 10.
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That's probably the most painful thing a kid could go through, so it makes sense.
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Ever fallen off a bike? Very painful.
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I saw a subway ad that said it stood for Biggest Meatiest Tastiest and I tried to tell Turk that as a fun fact and he told he it stands for Brooklyn Metro Transit. Subway made me look like a stupid fucking asshole and I should've sued then for emotional distress.
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You are now retarded. And your parents are ashamed of you.
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I feel ya. My folks split when i was 2 (shotgun wedding), but lived 15 mins apart and all family in the same area so there was a minimum of trauma. I can't imagine my parents married, I'm not even sure why they hooked up
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My mom made chili that smells phenomenal but isn't really that great. The last chili she made was like the best I've ever had. I don't get the inconsistency.
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I have the opposite experience. My mom made mushroom soup that would stink up the whole house and make me want to die.
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I was a real faggot about my parents divorcing. Shit pissed me off. Like "work it out you fucking quitters, we're a family."
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A divorce after many years of being a conscious human must be a real bitch
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Short of making eachother laugh a lot my parents seemed to be barely able to tolerate eachother for most of my life lol. I should've seen it coming.