The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

No I'm afraid the only option is to keep bullying him to keep that fire in his belly lit.

 

[Not Child.]

"Uhhh hello Ontario? Some guy on a shitposting forum has an abscess in his hand and agoraphobia. I think he's crazy please institutionalize him immediately. My name? Terry Fox."

Dispatch: "hand abscess and agoraphobia?" "is this about Alex? cuz that shit is hyper specific and he is the only person in this small country suffering from it"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Maybe Turk is doing a historical gag, like how people used to die from simple cuts or getting a splinter 300 years ago. It's a good bit, but lacking in cohesion

 

[Turk February]

Imagine how funny it would be if Boq got me institutionalized. I would fucking piss myself laughing.

 

[Turry]

Maybe Turk is doing a historical gag, like how people used to die from simple cuts or getting a splinter 300 years ago. It's a good bit, but lacking in cohesion

He's getting back to his roots. In soviet Russia hospital kills you!

 

[Turry]

Imagine how funny it would be if Boq got me institutionalized. I would fucking piss myself laughing.

Hear that, Boq? We can't do it now because he likes it.

 

[Turk February]

Hear that, Boq? We can't do it now because he likes it.

I like any attention. I'm a narcissist.

 

[Not Child.]

Hear that, Boq? We can't do it now because he likes it.

New bit, we contact organ smugglers and tell him he wants to donate his hands, then they see him and realized we trolled them, and beat him senseless out of thuggish frustration.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

New bit, we contact organ smugglers and tell him he wants to donate his hands, then they see him and realized we trolled them, and beat him senseless out of thuggish frustration.

Shit just say he wants to donate his liver

 

[Turk February]

New bit, we contact organ smugglers and tell him he wants to donate his hands, then they see him and realized we trolled them, and beat him senseless out of thuggish frustration.

I've got one hand that would be fine. Your bit failed.

 

[Turry]

New bit, we contact organ smugglers and tell him he wants to donate his hands, then they see him and realized we trolled them, and beat him senseless out of thuggish frustration.

Pretty Byzantine. Why don't we just accuse him of being a pedophile on Facebook?

 

[Turk February]

Shit just say he wants to donate his liver

Actually, if I donate my organs they can be used for medical science research rather than transplant. You're both dummies.

 

[Turry]

Actually, if I donate my organs they can be used for medical science research rather than transplant. You're both dummies.

Triad guys aren't going to come looking for research organs, Turk. We're going to tell them you're a Uighur Falun gong convert

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Triad guys aren't going to come looking for research organs, Turk. We're going to tell them you're a Uighur Falun gong convert

Try to plant a shen yun flyer on him

 

[Turk February]

Triad guys aren't going to come looking for research organs, Turk. We're going to tell them you're a Uighur Falun gong convert

Well I prefer the government gets me first. I don't want my body parts going in another man. I'm no Boqqot.

 

[Turry]

Well I prefer the government gets me first. I don't want my body parts going in another man. I'm no Boqqot.

You're going to pretend our government isn't controlled by the triads?

 

[Turk February]

You're going to pretend our government isn't controlled by the triads?

I won't deny it. They bought all the property in my home town. But currently the only political issue I care about is the conservative partys stance on my hand.

 

[Turry]

I won't deny it. They bought all the property in my home town. But currently the only political issue I care about is the conservative partys stance on my hand.

It would be pretty cool if they used a crane-style stance on it

 

[Turk February]

If PP says my hand is gay I'm voting NDP.

 

[Turry]

It's a karate joke and a causing you excruciating pain joke.