What are your Mother’s Day plans?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Keep it PFG, etc.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Since she's in a nursing home with alzheimers, I'm going to pretend she's already long gone and not visit her so I don't have to feel sad about it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I completely forgot it was Mother's Day until I saw this. I got that bitch a patio umbrella.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I completely forgot it was Mother's Day until I saw this. I got that bitch a patio umbrella.

Abe throwing some shade.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Reminder that @BenDovid ’s dad confirmed his mother had two orgasms in front of him.

 

[Coonskin]

I gotta think of some shit to get fast

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I gotta think of some shit to get fast

Flowers are probably really cheap today.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I gotta think of some shit to get fast

Last year I left it to the last minute. I just got her some weird succulent plant, a gay little chicken planter, a bouquet of crazy daisies, a card and a drink container that looks like a tie dyed mason jar. It was like a one-stop, not-thoughtful thing and she was stoked about it. Moms lose their shit over crazy daisies.

 

[Nigger John]

Calling home later. Goal is to incorporate the words nigger or faggot into the conversation.

 

[Dennyislife]

For some reason in my country it's a different day. I still don't do anything for it. Bunch of nonsense. 8 year old me said "until there's a children's day I'm not doing this" and it's something I stuck to. My childish logic was nonsense but the not buying into forced shows of affection was correct

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

For some reason in my country it's a different day. I still don't do anything for it. Bunch of nonsense. 8 year old me said "until there's a children's day I'm not doing this" and it's something I stuck to. My childish logic was nonsense but the not buying into forced shows of affection was correct

Intarection with females is built around being forced to show emotions I don't have about subjects that don't interest me.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Calling home later. Goal is to incorporate the words nigger or faggot into the conversation.

well obviously, it's only polite to introduce yourself

 

[Turry Fawks]

Video calls so the ladies can see their grandkids, already made the missus breakfast in bed after letting her sleep in and now I'm working on putting up some bookshelves and mounting the digital calendar.

 

[aRTie02150]

I gave my mom a few packs of edibles that were giving me a headache.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I hope OldGravyEgg is doing ok today. Probably fucking himself in the mirror dressed like a woman going “take that mommy you fucking bitch”

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I woke up early & went grocery shopping, she appreciated it. My old man needed applesauce & I got myself a bottle of El Yucateco.

 

[RoxburyRick]

Took the wife golfing, lunch with her mom, dinner with mine. Can't wait for Father's Day where I require nothing out of anyone but goddamn peace and quiet

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Woke up early and met my mom for a morning walk. Had coffee afterwards and spent the day hanging out, then went out for a late lunch. I got my mom a nice card. She was happy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Went to her place to take of some yard work she needed. Maybe dinner later.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Went to her place to take of some yard work she needed. Maybe dinner later.

Perfect night!


Maybe give her a prezzy?