Do black people ever consider practicality when it comes to making an important purchase, like an automobile?

[NoBacon]

Whatcha gonna do? Repossess my whiskey?

She got community service and didn’t have to repay anything. She spent about 40k.

Now that’s fair justice!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"yeah it's cool because the car can pull itself over if you fall asleep behind the wheel."

This is what I just heard out of the mouth of some black dude at work talking about how he needs to replace his broken down Dodge Avenger.

You'd think maybe considering a Honda Accord or Toyota Camry would be a good option, but I don't think rappers drive them.

The new avengers years ago were great to sell to the bad credit people. They had like 4-5 grand in rebates that we would use as a down payment to get the bad ones approved and Dodge would pay you anywhere between 150-450 top of whatever you made in commission. I knew a couple guys that sold at least 30 plus new ones in a quarter.

 

[aRTie02150]

The new avengers years ago were great to sell to the bad credit people. They had like 4-5 grand in rebates that we would use as a down payment to get the bad ones approved and Dodge would pay you anywhere between 150-450 top of whatever you made in commission. I knew a couple guys that sold at least 30 plus new ones in a quarter.

You're making me miss selling cars.

Sniff

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You're making me miss selling cars.

Sniff

I remember a couple times an avenger would be in for some kind of service and it would actually have bullet holes in the back door / trunk area. Not those stickers, actual bullet holes.

 

[Africa.com]

The new avengers years ago were great to sell to the bad credit people. They had like 4-5 grand in rebates that we would use as a down payment to get the bad ones approved and Dodge would pay you anywhere between 150-450 top of whatever you made in commission. I knew a couple guys that sold at least 30 plus new ones in a quarter.

I've always wanted to try selling cars.

 

[Africa.com]

The new avengers years ago were great to sell to the bad credit people. They had like 4-5 grand in rebates that we would use as a down payment to get the bad ones approved and Dodge would pay you anywhere between 150-450 top of whatever you made in commission. I knew a couple guys that sold at least 30 plus new ones in a quarter.

Gimme some more of da selling car stories

 

[Toast]

Watch Caleb Hammer on Youtube if you want to see how stupid people are with money.

 

[aRTie02150]

Watch Caleb Hammer on Youtube if you want to see how stupid people are with money.

Jesus Christ are any of his videos under an hour?

 

[aRTie02150]

Gimme some more of da selling car stories

I got a pants job during a test drive from some Brazilian woman who was in her early 50s. She wasn't ugly at all and it was pretty awesome.

 

[CQ Beans]

Did you ever again hear of the guy who'd cry because there wasn't going to be a Christmas bonus?

Hand him an empty envelope. Can’t get fired for handing someone an empty envelope. Whichever brothaman dropped that line: props.

 

[DominusOdium]

Could've just stopped at practicality.

And no

 

[Phish]

Black women take out credit cards specifically for hair care products. @captain_kamala tell these fools how hard it is to have stereotypical black woman hair

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Gimme some more of da selling car stories

It’s an interesting job to say the least, I’ve got friends I’ve known since high school that are still doing it (most are in sales mgr / finance mgr / GM / parts mgr positions )and all have done pretty well for themselves doing a job that doesn’t require a college degree. I was doing it early 2010s and I don’t know if it’s changed but holy shit do lots of people come in with awful credit or not even 2-3 years in on their 6-7 year loan and shocked they owe more than it’s worth. Nothing worse than spending hour or two with a customer, finding a car, figuring out a payment and then they got shit credit and it’s a no-go.

Kia used to be the go-to car for shit credit but I didn’t sell those, those would have 7-10k in rebates which you would put as the down payment to get them approved. We always joked about Truck month as a sales trick to get people to buy (you gotta get it today, it’s truck month and it’s almost over!) even though every month is truck month. I had a finance manager that would come out all smiles with the customer when they were done with the paperwork all nice as they got in their car and left and as soon as they were off the lot would tell me “I beat the shit out of that guy!” Meaning he got them to get every add on / warranty which of course meant more money for me and him.

Worked one place that had a room under the main showroom floor that had a full bar and guys would sneak down and chug fireball and other mixed drinks while working. Couple guys got DUI’s taking a sold car down the street to fill it up with gas.

 

[Africa.com]

I got a pants job during a test drive from some Brazilian woman who was in her early 50s. She wasn't ugly at all and it was pretty awesome.

Big fan of da Brazilian ladies tbh. Not the street urchin whores tho

 

[Africa.com]

It’s an interesting job to say the least, I’ve got friends I’ve known since high school that are still doing it (most are in sales mgr / finance mgr / GM / parts mgr positions )and all have done pretty well for themselves doing a job that doesn’t require a college degree. I was doing it early 2010s and I don’t know if it’s changed but holy shit do lots of people come in with awful credit or not even 2-3 years in on their 6-7 year loan and shocked they owe more than it’s worth. Nothing worse than spending hour or two with a customer, finding a car, figuring out a payment and then they got shit credit and it’s a no-go.

Kia used to be the go-to car for shit credit but I didn’t sell those, those would have 7-10k in rebates which you would put as the down payment to get them approved. We always joked about Truck month as a sales trick to get people to buy (you gotta get it today, it’s truck month and it’s almost over!) even though every month is truck month.

What's the lowest rating you ran where someone legit was pissed that you couldn't get them financing? My grandpa sold cats after he got back from Nam, his stories about deadbeats were less technical lol. I remember the first car I financed and I thought I was gonna have to make excuses to some pissed off shyster, but they pre-approved me for 4x what I wanted spend

 

[aRTie02150]

Big fan of da Brazilian ladies tbh. Not the street urchin whores tho

She was divorced for a few years and mentioned it during the drive and mentioned she had kids who were almost 30 and I made a small joke asking how it was possible because she looked so young, which I was of course exaggerating, but she still looked sexy as fuck.

She took that compliment to the next level by asking if I had ever been with an older woman and I said yes (I didn't mention it was because I was molested as a child by some older woman) and she immediately started rubbing my leg and laughing and eventually started rubbing my cock at a red light on Rutherford Ave in Charlestown.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What's the lowest rating you ran where someone legit was pissed that you couldn't get them financing? My grandpa sold cats after he got back from Nam, his stories about deadbeats were less technical lol. I remember the first car I financed and I thought I was gonna have to make excuses to some pissed off shyster, but they pre-approved me for 4x what I wanted spend

The lowest I ever saw was working in Philly and these two older N persons were trying to buy an old piece of shit and I think combined they had a score of 350. I didn’t know you could have a score below 400. One of the dealerships I worked at had a Mitsubishi store and that place was like a zoo with the clientele that came in. They would have to have the cops come out multiple times a month to remove some n person losing their shit because they’re broke with bad credit and can’t get a car. They had to bolt the desks down to the floor because of angry n’s flipping them.

One place I worked encouraged us to straight up emasculate men that would come in and say they need to “ask their wife” or think about it etc - stuff like telling them did you have you wife dress you today or did you have to ask if you could wear that shirt? Etc - one sales mgr I had didn’t give a fuck and would call the guy a pussy.

One of the craziest things I saw that happened more than once involved n persons with awful credit and we’d ask if they could come up with someone to co sign and guys would come back with their young kids - like 2 and 3 years old - because they thought they don’t have bad credit yet so it should work.

 

[Africa.com]

She was divorced for a few years and mentioned it during the drive and mentioned she had kids who were almost 30 and I made a small joke asking how it was possible because she looked so young, which I was of course exaggerating, but she still looked sexy as fuck.

She took that compliment to the next level by asking if I had ever been with an older woman and I said yes (I didn't mention it was because I was molested as a child by some older woman) and she immediately started rubbing my leg and laughing and eventually started rubbing my cock at a red light on Rutherford Ave in Charlestown.

I been watching the new season of da Before the 90 Days Show (it's GAY of me but it's a good show to watch with my old lady) and they got a Brazilian woman trying to deal with an American cripple that makes me BROOOOOOOOD

 

[aRTie02150]

The lowest I ever saw was working in Philly and these two older N persons were trying to buy an old piece of shit and I think combined they had a score of 350. I didn’t know you could have a score below 400. One of the dealerships I worked at had a Mitsubishi store and that place was like a zoo with the clientele that came in. They would have to have the cops come out multiple times a month to remove some n person losing their shit because they’re broke with bad credit and can’t get a car. They had to bolt the desks down to the floor because of angry n’s flipping them.

One place I worked encouraged us to straight up emasculate men that would come in and say they need to “ask their wife” or think about it etc - stuff like telling them did you have you wife dress you today or did you have to ask if you could wear that shirt? Etc - one sales mgr I had didn’t give a fuck and would call the guy a pussy.

The emasculating works oddly enough. Not for everyone, but you can definitely use it against some weak faggot.

I had one deal fall apart on me once and the guy called my cell phone at midnight to let me know he needed to cancel the deal. His wife scared him enough that he reached out to me that late apologizing for the inconvenience. Mind you he was making over $100k and needed permission to buy a Honda Accord Sport.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I've always wanted to try selling cars.

Sell me a car salesboy.