Do black people ever consider practicality when it comes to making an important purchase, like an automobile?

[BrotherMan1488]

She was divorced for a few years and mentioned it during the drive and mentioned she had kids who were almost 30 and I made a small joke asking how it was possible because she looked so young, which I was of course exaggerating, but she still looked sexy as fuck.

She took that compliment to the next level by asking if I had ever been with an older woman and I said yes (I didn't mention it was because I was molested as a child by some older woman) and she immediately started rubbing my leg and laughing and eventually started rubbing my cock at a red light on Rutherford Ave in Charlestown.

Did you lick her eyeball?

 

[Stent]

The local car dealership I go to has a hot young blonde woman who wears skin tight leather pants. If I wasn't such a jew I'd probably get talked into something expensive. She seems genuinely nice and probably doesn't realize everyone working there is a scumbag who has sniffed the ladies toilet seat.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

they found out one of the techs had a huge fear of clowns so they had a guy that was off that day come onto the lot in a creepy clown mask and do clown shit outside the service area (duck behind cars, roll on the ground etc)

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. That guy deserved it for letting anyone know he was afraid of clowns. What a fucking pussy.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. That guy deserved it for letting anyone know he was afraid of clowns. What a fucking pussy.

That’s a ludicrous fear for an adult. That would be messed up to scare a child like that but for an adult? He deserved it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. That guy deserved it for letting anyone know he was afraid of clowns. What a fucking pussy.

Yeah the service guys were always funnier with shit they would do to each other since they didn’t have to worry about customers seeing what they were doing. I’m trying to remember more good ones like the clown story, I know they would fuck with the parts guys, one was the old man who had a little truck to brings parts to different stores (place I worked owned something like 10 or so dealerships in the area) and the guys would hide in the truck bed and jump out and scare him or get him to get something out of a closet then lock him in.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

oh lawdie dis money be mines if I spend it quick’s enuff
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Just like all those dumb apes doing the "chase bank ATM hack" or capital one. I forget. It was tiktok. Banks always win you stupid monkeys

 

[JebJoh]

Did you ever tell your friends the dealer's prices for these cars? I went through the books at an old closed down caddy dealer, there was one salesman who made 100 grand in commissions plus he won a free track car in a sales contest in a single month. These guys must be marking up these cars 200% after all the add ons and the financing must double the price again.

I once cancelled a finished deal for a car because the dealer insisted I go back to the bank and get a certified check, checks clear in 1 day, deposit the check and call me when it is ready. He kept saying "that's our policy" I went 10 miles away and bought the exact same car with a debit card and a check. The 2nd guy also sold me one of the loaner cars / track cars they were done with, I ended up with a mini van and a camry for under 50 grand.

 

[Voscabulary]

It’s theft and fraud, my dude. Why do blacks always think bank errors are some kind of loophole to entitle them to steal?

in principle, I agree with you; but banks already steal from us so I don't care when a bank is also stolen from

 

[Mass.gov]

@aRTie02150 what was the molestation by the woman like?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why are black guys so goddamned sleepy all the time? If they have like two seconds of sitting still without a phone to stare at they can just pass out no matter what's going on.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Did you ever tell your friends the dealer's prices for these cars? I went through the books at an old closed down caddy dealer, there was one salesman who made 100 grand in commissions plus he won a free track car in a sales contest in a single month. These guys must be marking up these cars 200% after all the add ons and the financing must double the price again.

I once cancelled a finished deal for a car because the dealer insisted I go back to the bank and get a certified check, checks clear in 1 day, deposit the check and call me when it is ready. He kept saying "that's our policy" I went 10 miles away and bought the exact same car with a debit card and a check. The 2nd guy also sold me one of the loaner cars / track cars they were done with, I ended up with a mini van and a camry for under 50 grand.

All depends on the brand, a caddy sales guy could make 100k a year, I knew a couple guys that were making that and weren’t even the top guy. You make more on used cars since they probably low balled them when they were traded in so let’s say you got the used car for 12,500 but can sell it for 15k so that’s profit right there before any add on’s (some places I saw they would sell “premium air” for the tires and people actually would pay extra for “special” air that wasn’t even a thing. New cars you don’t make much unless you hold back big on the trade which can happen but not often. Also depending on the dealership every place has their own pay plan and will give you a bigger percent of the gross for selling more cars. I know one month I sold over 20 new cars and didn’t make shit and the next month sold 15 used and made a lot more.

 

[NoBacon]

in principle, I agree with you; but banks already steal from us so I don't care when a bank is also stolen from

Sometimes it’s not the banks money but customers of the bank. I distinctly remember a story where an elderly woman misskeyed the routing numbers and deposited her life savings in some niggers account, I believe it took years of expensive litigation to recover any, and they were just obstinate niggers “DAT MY BREAD NOW NIGGUH”

It’s unconscionable, I could never bring myself to do anything like that, in fairness I also remember a story of some white couple refusing to return a young families deposit after the mortgage was delayed because of covid.

Absolute scum.

Incoming “if they do that they deserve to lose it” etc.

 

[Mass.gov]

Sometimes it’s not the banks money but customers of the bank. I distinctly remember a story where an elderly woman misskeyed the routing numbers and deposited her life savings in some niggers account, I believe it took years of expensive litigation to recover any, and they were just obstinate niggers “DAT MY BREAD NOW NIGGUH”

It’s unconscionable, I could never bring myself to do anything like that, in fairness I also remember a story of some white couple refusing to return a young families deposit after the mortgage was delayed because of covid.

Absolute scum.

Incoming “if they do that they deserve to lose it” etc.

You're lamenting the fact Jewish insurers have to cover a Jewish Bank's clerical errors?

Im beginning to think you're LBJ quote fulfilling.

 

[NoBacon]

All depends on the brand, a caddy sales guy could make 100k a year, I knew a couple guys that were making that and weren’t even the top guy. You make more on used cars since they probably low balled them when they were traded in so let’s say you got the used car for 12,500 but can sell it for 15k so that’s profit right there before any add on’s (some places I saw they would sell “premium air” for the tires and people actually would pay extra for “special” air that wasn’t even a thing. New cars you don’t make much unless you hold back big on the trade which can happen but not often. Also depending on the dealership every place has their own pay plan and will give you a bigger percent of the gross for selling more cars. I know one month I sold over 20 new cars and didn’t make shit and the next month sold 15 used and made a lot more.

I really hate car dealerships salesman. The government forces car companies to sell via them, as it’s illegal to sell direct to consumers, you must buy from them and they act like their incredible salesman, if it wasn’t for government regulation they’d be fucked.

 

[NoBacon]

You're lamenting the fact Jewish insurers have to cover a Jewish Bank's clerical errors?

Im beginning to think you're LBJ quote fulfilling.

In the example I mentioned it was a mistake of a customer and not covered by any insurance, I would never ever keep that money, and would only ask for the person who did the error to eat any fees so I’m not out of pocket.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I really hate car dealerships salesman. The government forces car companies to sell via them, as it’s illegal to sell direct to consumers, you must buy from them and they act like their incredible salesman, if it wasn’t for government regulation they’d be fucked.

We had to go to regular sales training seminars and they would tell us how car salesman are seen as complete shit when it comes to be trustworthy and I’m not denying that, I saw some real bad shit - dealerships doing lots of borderline illegal stuff like sending out fake recall letters to get people in the store in hopes they trade their car in and buy a new one while getting their “recall” repaired. They pay marketing companies to get people in and don’t care if what they’re doing is unethical or illegal. The fake re call one was done over 10 years and I hope that one is no longer done because it was all kinds of wrong. They would send out the recall letters that looked very close to the real ones and used vague language in hopes to avoid a lawsuit.

 

[JebJoh]

I really hate car dealerships salesman. The government forces car companies to sell via them, as it’s illegal to sell direct to consumers, you must buy from them and they act like their incredible salesman, if it wasn’t for government regulation they’d be fucked.

I bought a tesla mostly online, just picked the car gave a check to the receptionist and picked up the car in a parking lot a few days later, never spoke to a dealer at all. I guess it was a tesla dealer but a totally different experience. I am guessing they just raise the price and skip the haggling.

You can import cars from Germany, if you have enough people doing it with you the shipping costs are reasonable

 

[NoBacon]

I bought a tesla mostly online, just picked the car gave a check to the receptionist and picked up the car in a parking lot a few days later, never spoke to a dealer at all. I guess it was a tesla dealer but a totally different experience. I am guessing they just raise the price and skip the haggling.

You can import cars from Germany, if you have enough people doing it with you the shipping costs are reasonable

Tesla are the only maker exempt and can sell direct to consumer, I don’t know why.

 

[aRTie02150]

@aRTie02150 did you guys do any good pranks on each other? We did the usually stuff like gluing pens to the desk, putting stuff on the phones, messing with chairs, etc.

One of the best pranks I saw was done by the auto tech guys in the service area - they found out one of the techs had a huge fear of clowns so they had a guy that was off that day come onto the lot in a creepy clown mask and do clown shit outside the service area (duck behind cars, roll on the ground etc) and everyone was in on it and acted like the clown wasn’t there so this scared tech is freaking out and saying DONT YOU SEE THAT?!!? And everyone knew to say “no, what are you talking about?” Which made the guy lose his shit.

One dealership I was at had its own car wash that we would run the sold cars through to clean and this old fuck that worked there we used to mess with and we ended up catching him jacking off in the car wash once in a new car. We would yell WACK WACK WACK! At him after that to piss him off

There were more pranks played at the dealerships I've worked at compared to any job I've ever had. There was tons of wrapping people's cars in plastic because the techs had tons of plastic wrap available to them. Guys in recon would come into the dealership looking panicked and telling you they accidentally left a window open when cleaning the car for delivery and completely soaked the interior. Techs would tell you something broke on the car during inspection. Sales manager would tell you a deal fell though or someone else took the deal away from you.

Too many pranks. I didn't like it.

I did enjoy all the cocaine we'd do though.

 

[JebJoh]

We had to go to regular sales training seminars and they would tell us how car salesman are seen as complete shit when it comes to be trustworthy and I’m not denying that, I saw some real bad shit - dealerships doing lots of borderline illegal stuff like sending out fake recall letters to get people in the store in hopes they trade their car in and buy a new one while getting their “recall” repaired. They pay marketing companies to get people in and don’t care if what they’re doing is unethical or illegal. The fake re call one was done over 10 years and I hope that one is no longer done because it was all kinds of wrong. They would send out the recall letters that looked very close to the real ones and used vague language in hopes to avoid a lawsuit.

I was also told that if you make the deal near the end of the month and tell them you will buy the car immediately you can push them by making them think you won't sign that month, a few days later and they have to wait another month for their commission. So I'd only sign this month if they accepted my offer and stopped trying to negotiate.