Do black people ever consider practicality when it comes to making an important purchase, like an automobile?

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The emasculating works oddly enough. Not for everyone, but you can definitely use it against some weak faggot.

I had one deal fall apart on me once and the guy called my cell phone at midnight to let me know he needed to cancel the deal. His wife scared him enough that he reached out to me that late apologizing for the inconvenience. Mind you he was making over $100k and needed permission to buy a Honda Accord Sport.

Yeah I only remember once or twice the guy bringing the car back because the wife got mad - one was a 2014 brand new challenger that now was a used car with only 45 miles. Another trick was just nodding and asking simple questions they will say yes to just to get them in the habit of saying yes so when you bring out the numbers it’s a yes and sold.

 

[Africa.com]

Sell me a car salesboy.

Shouldn't you ask your wife if it's ok first, pussy?

 

[DMAN]

She got community service and didn’t have to repay anything. She spent about 40k.

Now that’s fair justice!

Yeah... It is. Actually, the entire million should have been her money, AND SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN PUNISHED FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S ERROR.

The emasculating works oddly enough. Not for everyone, but you can definitely use it against some weak faggot.

I had one deal fall apart on me once and the guy called my cell phone at midnight to let me know he needed to cancel the deal. His wife scared him enough that he reached out to me that late apologizing for the inconvenience. Mind you he was making over $100k and needed permission to buy a Honda Accord Sport.

Your wife? We're gonna speak to her, Jim. This is ME, Jim. This is Ricky. Anything you want, you got it. Your life is your own. You have a contract with your wife, you have certain things you do jointly... and there are OTHER things. And those things are YOURS. And you needn't feel ashamed.

 

[aRTie02150]

Yeah I only remember once or twice the guy bringing the car back because the wife got mad - one was a 2014 brand new challenger that now was a used car with only 45 miles. Another trick was just nodding and asking simple questions they will say yes to just to get them in the habit of saying yes so when you bring out the numbers it’s a yes and sold.

Ever have someone do a self repossession? Some Central American woman brought a CRV back after 6 months saying she can no longer afford it and left us the keys. We were able to buy it from Honda and sell it within a few weeks, but it was bizarre to witness.

 

[NoBacon]

Yeah... It is. Actually, the entire million should have been her money, AND SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN PUNISHED FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S ERROR.

It’s theft and fraud, my dude. Why do blacks always think bank errors are some kind of loophole to entitle them to steal?

 

[aRTie02150]

It’s theft and fraud, my dude. Why do blacks always think bank errors are some kind of loophole to entitle them to steal?

Because Dindu

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Ever have someone do a self repossession? Some Central American woman brought a CRV back after 6 months saying she can no longer afford it and left us the keys. We were able to buy it from Honda and sell it within a few weeks, but it was bizarre to witness.

I don’t think so but I do remember when I was in auto finance for a major bank a rep called from one of those enterprise rent a car places that also sells them about an old guy who bought a used car and brought it back a month later with the keys on the seat and full tank of gas and left it on the lot. He was confused and wondered if he had talked to us (who had the loan) and made sone changes or something yet we didn’t hear from him. Turns out the old guy was confused and didn’t realize the place rents AND sells cars and was looking to rent the car for the month and the retard they had working there thought he wanted to buy it and thought the monthly payment was only to rent for one month which he thought was a good deal but it was for 60 or 72. So this old dope blindly signed all the paperwork thinking he was renting a car yet agreed to buy it. Wish I knew how the fuck they resolved that one.

 

[CQ Beans]

It’s an interesting job to say the least, I’ve got friends I’ve known since high school that are still doing it (most are in sales mgr / finance mgr / GM / parts mgr positions )and all have done pretty well for themselves doing a job that doesn’t require a college degree. I was doing it early 2010s and I don’t know if it’s changed but holy shit do lots of people come in with awful credit or not even 2-3 years in on their 6-7 year loan and shocked they owe more than it’s worth. Nothing worse than spending hour or two with a customer, finding a car, figuring out a payment and then they got shit credit and it’s a no-go.

Kia used to be the go-to car for shit credit but I didn’t sell those, those would have 7-10k in rebates which you would put as the down payment to get them approved. We always joked about Truck month as a sales trick to get people to buy (you gotta get it today, it’s truck month and it’s almost over!) even though every month is truck month. I had a finance manager that would come out all smiles with the customer when they were done with the paperwork all nice as they got in their car and left and as soon as they were off the lot would tell me “I beat the shit out of that guy!” Meaning he got them to get every add on / warranty which of course meant more money for me and him.

Worked one place that had a room under the main showroom floor that had a full bar and guys would sneak down and chug fireball and other mixed drinks while working. Couple guys got DUI’s taking a sold car down the street to fill it up with gas.

You and @aRTie02150 should write a book.

 

[DMAN]

It’s theft and fraud, my dude. Why do blacks always think bank errors are some kind of loophole to entitle them to steal?

Lmao, What a total faggot outlook. "No! It was just an accident! Now you owe us!!!" What a little kike.

That is not STEALING. If you make an error like that, you need to suck it up. You fucked up. Now, Let The DMAN fuck up like that and there are zero repercussions.

 

[NoBacon]

Lmao, What a total faggot outlook. "No! It was just an accident! Now you owe us!!!" What a little kike.

That is not STEALING. If you make an error like that, you need to suck it up. You fucked up. Now, Let The DMAN fuck up like that and there are zero repercussions.

The DMAN is wrong here

 

[aRTie02150]

I don’t think so but I do remember when I was in auto finance for a major bank a rep called from one of those enterprise rent a car places that also sells them about an old guy who bought a used car and brought it back a month later with the keys on the seat and full tank of gas and left it on the lot. He was confused and wondered if he had talked to us (who had the loan) and made sone changes or something yet we didn’t hear from him. Turns out the old guy was confused and didn’t realize the place rents AND sells cars and was looking to rent the car for the month and the retard they had working there thought he wanted to buy it and thought the monthly payment was only to rent for one month which he thought was a good deal but it was for 60 or 72. So this old dope blindly signed all the paperwork thinking he was renting a car yet agreed to buy it. Wish I knew how the fuck they resolved that one.

Since it's Enterprise the process is much easier. Since it was already used it doesn't affect the value all that much. It gets put right back on the lot and you can claim a clerical error on the record that'll make keep the car under the correct amount of previous owners.

It's way different with a new car. It falls under a voluntary repossession and your credit gets fucked. If the dealership is nice, and mine was, they can make the process easier for you by buying the car from Honda and leaving the remaining balance be paid over time, but that's something you'd have to ask for, and you will never find anyone who will do it. She didn't ask us if that was an option and we really just wanted to get her out of the dealership because she was crying and stuff. But I know the owner of the place would have allowed it to happen as he was a generous guy and it was a small dealership.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

"Do black people ever consider"

I'll stop you right there

Could've just stopped at practicality.

And no

nigga

 

[NoBacon]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Since it's Enterprise the process is much easier. Since it was already used it doesn't affect the value all that much. It gets put right back on the lot and you can claim a clerical error on the record that'll make keep the car under the correct amount of previous owners.

It's way different with a new car. It falls under a voluntary repossession and your credit gets fucked. If the dealership is nice, and mine was, they can make the process easier for you by buying the car from Honda and leaving the remaining balance be paid over time, but that's something you'd have to ask for, and you will never find anyone who will do it. She didn't ask us if that was an option and we really just wanted to get her out of the dealership because she was crying and stuff. But I know the owner of the place would have allowed it to happen as he was a generous guy and it was a small dealership.

Yeah I figured a place like enterprise can figure it out, I’m sure it’s not the first time some older person didn’t realize they were buying a rental car instead of renting it for a month or so. But just a funny story trying to figure out what happened. Ever work with a sales guy that was so dumb he delivered the wrong car? One place I worked at that happened and because he was stupid we had to have the sales mgr verify we were giving the customer the right car for 6 months.

The worst though is the stories I’ve heard from the buy here / pay here places. There was one in Philly that was notorious for all kinds of shit and would have to close for a bit then come back with a new name. I remember people coming in not realizing buy here / pay here doesn’t do shit for your credit and would owe 15 grand on a car worth 900 bucks with over 250k miles and a 400 credit score. We did our share of shady shit at dealerships but that’s a whole other world.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

@aRTie02150 did you guys do any good pranks on each other? We did the usually stuff like gluing pens to the desk, putting stuff on the phones, messing with chairs, etc.

One of the best pranks I saw was done by the auto tech guys in the service area - they found out one of the techs had a huge fear of clowns so they had a guy that was off that day come onto the lot in a creepy clown mask and do clown shit outside the service area (duck behind cars, roll on the ground etc) and everyone was in on it and acted like the clown wasn’t there so this scared tech is freaking out and saying DONT YOU SEE THAT?!!? And everyone knew to say “no, what are you talking about?” Which made the guy lose his shit.

One dealership I was at had its own car wash that we would run the sold cars through to clean and this old fuck that worked there we used to mess with and we ended up catching him jacking off in the car wash once in a new car. We would yell WACK WACK WACK! At him after that to piss him off

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

She was divorced for a few years and mentioned it during the drive and mentioned she had kids who were almost 30 and I made a small joke asking how it was possible because she looked so young, which I was of course exaggerating, but she still looked sexy as fuck.

She took that compliment to the next level by asking if I had ever been with an older woman and I said yes (I didn't mention it was because I was molested as a child by some older woman) and she immediately started rubbing my leg and laughing and eventually started rubbing my cock at a red light on Rutherford Ave in Charlestown.

I appreciate that you count your childhood sex abuse in your numbers.

I WAS ROIPED WHEN I WAS TWILVE

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I been watching the new season of da Before the 90 Days Show (it's GAY of me but it's a good show to watch with my old lady) and they got a Brazilian woman trying to deal with an American cripple that makes me BROOOOOOOOD

She's hot as fuck too, the face is okay but her body is killer!

 

[Africa.com]

She's hot as fuck too, the face is okay but her body is killer!

She's got that sweet peasant demeanor.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I got a pants job during a test drive from some Brazilian woman who was in her early 50s. She wasn't ugly at all and it was pretty awesome.

I’m assuming she was still denied for the loan?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Lmao, What a total faggot outlook. "No! It was just an accident! Now you owe us!!!" What a little kike.

That is not STEALING. If you make an error like that, you need to suck it up. You fucked up. Now, Let The DMAN fuck up like that and there are zero repercussions.

Bank makes an error in your favor, collect $1,000,000.