Lana del Rey is fat

[johnnynoname]

why couldn't OP make a thread titled "lana del rey is a nice lady" ?

 

[sumant28]

She let herself go

 

[Turk February]

It's all muscle, she's Lana Delray Misfits
Right?

 

[Confused White Kid]

Unlike you I like the smell of pussy.

Weird flex but be yourself Kang

 

[Confused White Kid]

In hindsight, she's one of those chicks who was just waiting to explode

She looks like she had a handler physically barring her from donuts until they took a Labor Day Weekend off, she wandered into a Krispy Kreme, and never came out.

 

[BUBBLER]

Weird flex but be yourself Kang

The smell of armpit/fish and the taste of pennies…Mmmmmmm

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Sans the small tits she’s pretty hot in this pic

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I fawking love those thighs.

She has Pat’s upper body. No thanks.

 

[Confused White Kid]

The smell of armpit/fish and the taste of pennies…Mmmmmmm

Sure, but mixed with putrid fatty thigh sweat and the acrid stench of having given up.
I'm sure her clothes are all clean, but the juxtaposition of detergent with pig stink makes me think of Amy Schumer.

I bet even her hugs smell like a barn with fresh blankets.

 

[Dick Van Dyke]

I'd love for this bitch to sing to my balls with that droning voice of hers.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

why couldn't OP make a thread titled "lana del rey is a nice lady" ?

If you saw that long ass music video she did where she's sitting on a bunch of old men's laps and one is brushing her hair you wouldn't say that

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Larda Del gay

If you saw that long ass music video she did where she's sitting on a bunch of old men's laps and one is brushing her hair you wouldn't say that

Not when you remember Jonny pleases old men for money.

 

[johnnynoname]

ssssssCCCCUUUUMbaggs

 

[BUBBLER]

Sure, but mixed with putrid fatty thigh sweat and the acrid stench of having given up.
I'm sure her clothes are all clean, but the juxtaposition of detergent with pig stink makes me think of Amy Schumer.

I bet even her hugs smell like a barn with fresh blankets.

I believe you’re overthinking this.

 

[Confused White Kid]

I believe you’re overthinking this.

I believe I said she's fat and her pussy stinks.
You made it personal.


AGAIN.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

There'll be an NBA player willing to hit that

 

[BUBBLER]

I believe I said she's fat and her pussy stinks.
You made it personal.


AGAIN.

Jesus, I bet you’re a real hoot at parties…

 

[Confused White Kid]

Jesus, I bet you’re a real hoot at parties…

I don't go to parties where men like you hoot at fatties.
Paul has art friends.

 

[Confused White Kid]

There'll be an NBA player willing to hit that

If she hangs out in the same feeder subreddits as Scatsy Resto she'll be fending off dick picks with a stick.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Still fawkin would.

Yeah

It's all muscle, she's Lana Delray Misfits
Right?

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Lunkhead]

Never heard of her.

I mean, I've heard of her on cumtown and now here. But never heard one second of her. What is this, radio shit? Why do you guys know who this is?