Lana del Rey is fat

[RealTonySchiavone]

That's a hell of a subreddit:

 

[PogromStallone]

This is the only song of hers that I've heard. I really like it but I've no interest in exploring the rest of her discography.

I think I may have listened to one of her albums some years back but ended up not liking it.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I do that all the time.

Username checks out

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

She's got total FP

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Was she?
I mean, each of you have made of fool of yourselves in this thread, especially that swishy sassy closeted old queen @satanssockpuppet who definitely sucks cock for k rock
I just bought an extra large cape to swoop in for m’lady

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I mean yeah they probably put the fat bitch on ozempic

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I guess this is a punny reddit thread now. kill yourselves. genuinely.
though your manlet genes already defacto end your genetic lineage, I'm being redundant.

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Ok

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I tried listening to her once and fell asleep

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I'm a faggot. I like some of her music and would tongue-jack her shitbox clean.

 

[CuntFucker]

I tried listening to her once and fell asleep

This but wanking instead of listening

I thought i was having an aneurysm for a second but i realized most posters here are 52 years old and still think party in the usa is the hot summer hit.
How was everyone baited with a three year old picture of covid weight gain because the jew made her quit cigs?
Are you all retarded? Honestly
Aug 2024

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Not only this but these same retards are pretending they are out of her league

 

[johnnynoname]

more like Land del gay




.........I'm sorry

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I saw some post on reddit yesterday where she apparently stepped out in public with her new boyfriend who is one ugly motherfucker who looks a lot like Anthony and her fans were all like WTF?

 

[CuntFucker]

She would've been hot in the 1960s.

Nice nose, stupid.

TFW you time travel and stop being sexy

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I saw some post on reddit yesterday where she apparently stepped out in public with her new boyfriend who is one ugly motherfucker who looks a lot like Anthony and her fans were all like WTF?

I'm gonna go on a limb and guess he's a well connected jew

 

[CuntFucker]

I'm gonna go on a limb and guess he's a well connected jew

He would have been Jewish in the 60s

 

[CuntFucker]

@Stent Which decade would Lana have been sexiest in? Does she get hotter in the 40s? I'm thinking she would have been best in 1804

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

@Stent Which decade would Lana have been sexiest in? Does she get hotter in the 40s? I'm thinking she would have been best in 1804

As Boq would thay, the older the better, they liked their women rubenesque back in the serfdom days

 

[CuntFucker]

As Boq would thay, the older the better, they liked their women rubenesque back in the serfdom days

Women bogg themselves into scary monsters when all men really want is a 10/10 who doesn't complain or poo.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I'm gonna go on a limb and guess he's a well connected jew

He does airboat tours in the swamps of Louisiana. I shit you not. If this dude could fuck Lana Del Rey any of us brothermen probably could, too.

 

[CuntFucker]

If this dude could fuck Lana Del Rey any of us brothermen probably could, too.

 

[Stent]

@Stent Which decade would Lana have been sexiest in? Does she get hotter in the 40s? I'm thinking she would have been best in 1804

I guess she could've been painted on the nose of a B17. Really, it's whatever decade you want if a wonky-faced bint is your thing.