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Lana del Rey is fat

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I know a guy who married a big Lana Del Rey fan, and he was trying to sell me on her, telling me how her music was really, really good. So I said sure, I'll give anything a listen. And the next time I spoke to him I just said "what the fuck is wrong with you?". It's music for girls who softly twirl, and cry a lot. I lost a lot of respect for that fag that day, and I don't think the friendship will ever recover.
 

goo gobbler

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I know a guy who married a big Lana Del Rey fan, and he was trying to sell me on her, telling me how her music was really, really good. So I said sure, I'll give anything a listen. And the next time I spoke to him I just said "what the fuck is wrong with you?". It's music for girls who softly twirl, and cry a lot. I lost a lot of respect for that fag that day, and I don't think the friendship will ever recover.
a guy saying he's a fan of a chick singer is usually gonna be a fag.. you could make an exception if it's someone like loretta lynn or tanya tucker, maybe some indie rock fag shit here and there or europop, but otherwise you're dealing with a fag
 
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a guy saying he's a fan of a chick singer is usually gonna be a fag.. you could make an exception if it's someone like loretta lynn or tanya tucker, maybe some indie rock fag shit here and there or europop, but otherwise you're dealing with a fag
He was just shamelessly pandering to his annoying wife. He married her in Vegas at one of those chapels, and he posted clips from the ceremony on his Facebook. He had them play her favorite retarded Lana song, and she started blubbering, and was audibly sucking back snot the entire time. Everyone who saw it was repulsed.
 

Pussymagnetpat

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I thought i was having an aneurysm for a second but i realized most posters here are 52 years old and still think party in the usa is the hot summer hit.
How was everyone baited with a three year old picture of covid weight gain because the jew made her quit cigs?
Are you all retarded? Honestly
Aug 2024

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Pussymagnetpat

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She's been this way for a couple of years now.
Wrong
I assume she told her agent to go fuck themselves, stopped shoving her fist down her throat, threw away the diet pills and just started eating like a normal person (she's lazy - you can see she doesn't work out, that'd be more the reason for the weight gain than just eating junk I think).
The sure sign of a stupid motherfucker is somebody that talks with so much authority yet theyre so so wrong
A redditor, basically
To quote a dead friend of mine,
You dont know what youre talking about, but that doesnt stop you from talking




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Pussymagnetpat

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Off topic thread simulator, february 2025:
-Guys are you taking the monkeypox vaccine?
-I got monkeypox what should I do?
-WWAW getting monkeypox as a straight guy?


Fucking queers.

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