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she could be called "Big Lana"
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Queer.I don't go to parties where men like you hoot at fatties.
Paul has art friends.
a guy saying he's a fan of a chick singer is usually gonna be a fag.. you could make an exception if it's someone like loretta lynn or tanya tucker, maybe some indie rock fag shit here and there or europop, but otherwise you're dealing with a fagI know a guy who married a big Lana Del Rey fan, and he was trying to sell me on her, telling me how her music was really, really good. So I said sure, I'll give anything a listen. And the next time I spoke to him I just said "what the fuck is wrong with you?". It's music for girls who softly twirl, and cry a lot. I lost a lot of respect for that fag that day, and I don't think the friendship will ever recover.
If you've ever been a cookie cutter who hung out with 420 enthusiasts they used to spam some of her gay songsNever heard of her.
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I mean, I've heard of her on cumtown and now here. But never heard one second of her. What is this, radio shit? Why do you guys know who this is?
He was just shamelessly pandering to his annoying wife. He married her in Vegas at one of those chapels, and he posted clips from the ceremony on his Facebook. He had them play her favorite retarded Lana song, and she started blubbering, and was audibly sucking back snot the entire time. Everyone who saw it was repulsed.a guy saying he's a fan of a chick singer is usually gonna be a fag.. you could make an exception if it's someone like loretta lynn or tanya tucker, maybe some indie rock fag shit here and there or europop, but otherwise you're dealing with a fag
Fawk I'm safe.a guy saying he's a fan of a chick singer is usually gonna be a fag.. you could make an exception if it's someone like loretta lynn or tanya tucker, maybe some indie rock fag shit here and there or europop, but otherwise you're dealing with a fag
WrongShe's been this way for a couple of years now.
The sure sign of a stupid motherfucker is somebody that talks with so much authority yet theyre so so wrongI assume she told her agent to go fuck themselves, stopped shoving her fist down her throat, threw away the diet pills and just started eating like a normal person (she's lazy - you can see she doesn't work out, that'd be more the reason for the weight gain than just eating junk I think).
In hindsight, she's one of those chicks who was just waiting to explode
Lana Go Eat Some Hay (ya fat cow)I'm stealing this from cumtown
Lana Del Taco
Lana Go Eat Some Hay (ya fat cow)
The anime music? Bruheuropop
I do that all the time.I'm thinking of euroBEAT
That's not true at all, you whippersnapper.I thought i was having an aneurysm for a second but i realized most posters here are 52 years old and still think party in the usa is the hot summer hit.
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