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We had a teacher who was busted for hosting before school foot clubs and putting kids socks in the refrigerator and before this came out he said “Yeah i’m going on vacation to Brazil to visit my dying mom” and he never came back
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Memorable teachers
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Fine but stay out of them and stop being triggered. Get your monkey pox vax.
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One of my favorites was an Econ professor had back in 2008 / 2009. He was an ex hippie who just wanted to play in his jam band and teach advanced microeconomics at our gigantic, well known state school. One time I went to his office with a bad exam and he changed my score from a D to an A because all I fucked up was a negative sign on a calc. He was cool as shit
Anyways, I’m sitting in class one day and this Eric Hildeman type intellectual draws a comparison to what the professor was teaching to the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scandal and the professor says “I have no idea who or what that is.”
Fake Eric hildeman says it’s the biggest story in the news right now and the professor calmly responds “I don’t read the news.” I don’t know if he was lying but he clearly did not want to waste time on current events. Fake Eric hildeman meekly goes “oh okay” and pipes down and the professor resumes teaching game theory or whatever the fuck. He wasn’t about to let some faux free thinker type pontificate on his teaching time and it was pfg
Anyways, I’m sitting in class one day and this Eric Hildeman type intellectual draws a comparison to what the professor was teaching to the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scandal and the professor says “I have no idea who or what that is.”
Fake Eric hildeman says it’s the biggest story in the news right now and the professor calmly responds “I don’t read the news.” I don’t know if he was lying but he clearly did not want to waste time on current events. Fake Eric hildeman meekly goes “oh okay” and pipes down and the professor resumes teaching game theory or whatever the fuck. He wasn’t about to let some faux free thinker type pontificate on his teaching time and it was pfg
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Had an English teacher whose name I can’t remember but he got us to watch Edge of Darkness (mini series not the Mel movie) and write about the characters in it which was great. Only decent English teacher I had in high school.
Had a French teacher (also forgotten the name) who had a short temper and one day he was late for class so we hatched a plan to get him angry so that we didn’t have to do French. We all acted up and he was slamming his hands on the table within 5 minutes and kicked us all out of the class room.
Had a fat Asian teacher with glasses called Ed who would tell groups of boys in class in hushed tones that there was nothing wrong with owning guns and they are fun to shoot and that it’s normal to have a quick perve as long as you don’t stare or make anyone uncomfortable. Real ass dude.
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That's not where you live. You're a retard and I'm smarter than you.
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Excuse me sir, this thread is to silly goose story time, my teacher sat on a tack teehehehehe
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We had a music teacher who was obviously flamboyantly gay, but as a child of the 90's nobody really talked about it much. (This is back when a lisp and a right ear piercing meant huge flamer, not like today).
A friend an I would get a kick out of drawing him raping other students in the class. We would fold up notes and pass it to each other like cunts at lunch table, then try not to burst out laughing at the picture.
A teacher caught it once and looked at it, obviously horrified and didn't really know what to do. We didn't get in any trouble, I think she was scared and didn't want to mention it.
LOW AND BEHOLD.....a few weeks later there was some investigation and they found kiddie porn on the guy's work computer. He was fired in disgrace and then rode his bike in front of a Mack truck about a month later.
TRUE FUCKING STORY BRO!
A friend an I would get a kick out of drawing him raping other students in the class. We would fold up notes and pass it to each other like cunts at lunch table, then try not to burst out laughing at the picture.
A teacher caught it once and looked at it, obviously horrified and didn't really know what to do. We didn't get in any trouble, I think she was scared and didn't want to mention it.
LOW AND BEHOLD.....a few weeks later there was some investigation and they found kiddie porn on the guy's work computer. He was fired in disgrace and then rode his bike in front of a Mack truck about a month later.
TRUE FUCKING STORY BRO!
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Just like Patrick, another narcissist hates all teachers because his teachers didn't appreciate and respect the special boy.
Anyway to contribute to the topic, I had a teacher who was pretty cool, in his 30s, the girls had a crush on him. One weekend he gets shitfaced in the big city and runs into a group of his students, Ohmigod, Mr. Teacherman??? He wasn't creepy or anything but tried to act sober and be teacherly, but was just wasted.
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Like oh my gawd no wayyyyy, she saw him like totally wasted? Hahahahahaha!
Is special boy hurt because he decided this thread is going to be all about vaccines?
How dare the rest of us share dumb stories about our teachers against special boy's wishes.
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Honestly now, everyone else should be praising the special boy and saying how you're right about absolutely everything. Every thread should be about you spreading guidance and wisdom while the rest of us sit quietly and listen.
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I had a teacher who used to say boys should wear ties and then his tie fell off and it was a clip on! Can you BELIEVE that? Oh how we all loffed and loffed.
He says wear a tie to be proper, and he can’t even tie one! If it wasn’t for them cutting little children’s tits and cocks off against their parents will and sterilising them, I’d have to say the tie hypocrisy was one of the worse things.
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I was going to say earlier that I never had a teacher who was an obvious pedophile, but this guy was my GCSE chemistry teacher
Paedophile convicted for raping child had worked at top school
Damien Riddle, 53, was was sentenced to over 12 years in prison plus another three years on licence, after a court heard he posed as a 15-year-old boy to snare the child in July this year.
Maybe you're on to something lol
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I was going to say earlier that I never had a teacher who was an obvious pedophile, but this guy was my GCSE chemistry teacher
Paedophile convicted for raping child had worked at top school
Damien Riddle, 53, was was sentenced to over 12 years in prison plus another three years on licence, after a court heard he posed as a 15-year-old boy to snare the child in July this year.www.dailymail.co.uk
Maybe you're on to something lol
Who becomes a teacher? Really think about it.
Pedophiles, activists cat wine moms and people who can’t do anything in the real world.
I have immense disdain for them as a profession.
The only upside to schooling was the socialising and network building, but now there’s probably a 50/50 chance your kid gets stabbed by an immigrant, shot by someone on medication by other students or diddled by a teacher.
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My American History teacher in Junior year (grade 11) was probably the only teacher who made learning interesting. Though he had some weird grade system of his own that wasn't even close to what any other teacher was using. Like no letters or numbers, it was like your paper was either below expectations, meets expectations, above average or good work. After I typed this, I realized it's not really interesting, I hope I've wasted all your time.